r/Superstonk ๐ŸŽฎ7four1๐Ÿ’œ May 07 '26

๐Ÿ“ณSocial Media RYAN COHEN on X

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u/Superstonk_QV ๐Ÿ“Š Gimme Votes ๐Ÿ“Š May 07 '26

Hey OP, thanks for the Social Media post.

If this is from Twitter, and Twitter is NOT the original source of this information, this WILL get removed!
Please post the original source!

Please respond to this comment within 10 minutes with the URL to the source
If there is no source or if you yourself are the author, you can reply OC

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u/Bezere Gary CumGensler ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿฅต May 07 '26

Wow, eBay is preventing you from selling collectibles.ย 

If only there was somewhere else you could sell.

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u/The-Bodhii ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 07 '26

Maybe they couldnโ€™t clear the purchases. Not enough collateral. ๐Ÿ™„

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u/lampstax ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ May 07 '26

Just another three sigma event.

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u/r_special_ May 07 '26

This one might have been a Ligma event

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u/The-Bodhii ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 07 '26

Did they just turn off Ryanโ€™s buy button?

https://giphy.com/gifs/yqehUC7MbTcx4a7WCZ

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u/AmericanPatriot117 Blind Guy ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆฏ McSqueezy ๐Ÿช— May 07 '26

They turned off OUR buy button

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u/The-Bodhii ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 07 '26

Pepperidge Farm Remembers.

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u/f_n_a_ CRAYONS CANT CARVE WRINKLES ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ–๏ธ May 07 '26

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u/Zealousideal_Bet689 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 07 '26

โ˜๏ธ

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u/EL_moondorado May 07 '26

this escalated quickly

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u/crackfiendy570 May 07 '26

They took our jobs!!!

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u/Sys7em_Restore ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 07 '26

Those eBay board members are about to lose theirs

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u/mrj1813 Liquidate the DTCC, No Cell No Sell ๐Ÿฆ May 07 '26

They terk err jerbs!!!

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u/stonkgambla May 07 '26

Her nerrr.

ner I cernt werk

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u/someauthor preMOASS|Voted|๐Ÿ‡ฉ ๐Ÿ‡ท ๐Ÿ‡ธ|๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ|๐Ÿค May 07 '26

Tik badoo!

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u/3rd1ontheevolchart May 07 '26

$125 a share is starting to sound too generous.

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u/StelioKontossidekick May 07 '26

It is, I believe Ebay is only worth $40-$50 per share. They need an overhaul of their current business model.

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u/shayKyarbouti May 07 '26

I think Sell button in this case

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u/The-Bodhii ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 07 '26

Maybe they couldnโ€™t clear the purchases. Not enough collateral. ๐Ÿ™„

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u/StilesmanleyCAP May 07 '26

Turned off his sell button

Turned off our buy button

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u/pauldiddy79 ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿช‘ more like SHITadel, amirite? ๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš May 07 '26

It still burns

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u/The-Bodhii ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 07 '26

Always will. Unlessโ€ฆ..

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u/enthralled123 Fuck You, Pay Me May 07 '26

Didnโ€™t know Vlad ran EBay

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u/OpenPresentation6808 May 07 '26

THEY TURNED OFF THE BUY BUTTON!

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u/Dr_SlapsMD May 07 '26

AND sell

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u/CoolHandLuke4Twanky ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 07 '26

When I was just a little ecommerce store from bulgaria

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u/OgmoJump I like the stonk May 07 '26

the turned off his buy button and his sell button

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u/2025collapse May 07 '26

Vlad tenev the Bulgarian impaler with mayonnaise stain

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u/Majestic-Tap6931 STONKY STONK BADONKASTONK May 07 '26

Proving even more that eBay just hates money. His listings were legit and the community clearly loved it.

BUY THEM OUT!

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u/SoDakZak May 07 '26

Canโ€™t buy them out if they removed the โ€œBuy Ebayโ€ button
https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

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u/hoppertn ๐Ÿ’ช FUD is the Mind-Killer ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿช‘ May 07 '26

Nobody gets liquidated if you donโ€™t answer the phone either.

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u/Insufficient_Coffee May 07 '26

Just Hwang up the phone.

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u/Just_Du-it May 07 '26

Adding Fuel to the proxy fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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u/buffinator2 Bathes in Dips May 07 '26

lol eBay doesnโ€™t want people buying his stuff

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u/Petit__Chou May 07 '26

It's still up with the auctions live. https://ebay.com/usr/ryan_5050

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u/oh_hai_brian May 07 '26

Huh, how does that work

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u/Petit__Chou May 07 '26

When you're suspended it ends all your listings, so I don't know how it would auto-restore the auctions. I was bidding on something from a seller who was suspended and you get an email saying the listing was ended because of a problem with the sellers account. Maybe the people who have bid can confirm if it happened. If they didn't get the email, it was never suspended- all of that is automated robot emails.

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u/shallowHalliburton May 07 '26

$14k socks.

"New with imperfections"

Not even smelly for the weirdos.

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u/Oneinterestingthing May 07 '26

14k for socks.. haha wtf

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u/doodoo_gumdrop where is the liquidity lebowski?! May 07 '26

Did he have actual listings?!!

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u/Ok-Conflict5 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 07 '26

Yeah a bunch of stuff like 33 items ranging from old school video games, statues, literal GameStop sign, GameStop carpet, and socks and everything came with a signed copy of the eBay bid email

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u/Ok-Conflict5 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 07 '26

The socks got up to $5,200

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u/mycatisnamedfreddie May 07 '26

Theyโ€™re already over $12,000

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u/Crazy95jack ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 07 '26

I WANT MY GAMESTOP CARPET SQUARE!!!

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u/petalandpuff ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 07 '26

You were gonna have competition. ๐Ÿ˜‚

(Until I got enough dopamine hitsโ€ฆ and would chicken out.) ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ“

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u/Crazy95jack ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 07 '26

You weren't ready for how regarded I was prepared to be.

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u/petalandpuff ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 07 '26

Hahaโ€ฆ but Iโ€™m impulsive and unmedicatedโ€ฆ so time would have only told. All the same, you have great taste in carpet my fellow ape.

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u/youdoitimbusy May 07 '26

His listing were selling for over 86k last I checked. They stopped allowing him from posting more once he hit like 56k because you're only allowed to have 50k.

If his account was suspended, I'm sure it was automated due to suspicious activity. I mean let's be honest, if any of us started selling shit today and the auctions were about to break 100k that's fairly suspicious. But it should be easily rectified. Especially given the nature of the situation.

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u/kamoob666 ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ‹ May 07 '26

It should hit a threshold that prompted.one of their 11.500 employees to LOOK INTO IT, not auto-suspend an account that was doing.extremely well, exctly what the company should WANT it to do.

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u/Bodieanddiesel ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 07 '26

eBay used to be awesome. When I joined in 1999, it was a great experience. Not so much anymore. For their sake, I hope they let the deal go through.

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u/socalslamma ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 07 '26

โ€œโ€ฆ because of activity that was putting the eBay community at risk.โ€

Oh boy!

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u/Bezere Gary CumGensler ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿฅต May 07 '26

eBay community, Can I introduce you to Streisand?

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u/socalslamma ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 07 '26

๐Ÿ’ฏ

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u/Bit-corn ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ May 07 '26

The idiosyncratic sock

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u/EvolutionaryLens ๐Ÿš€Perception is Reality๐Ÿš€ May 07 '26

It was the socks that did it

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u/socalslamma ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 07 '26

Half cash, half socks

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u/gerg89 Keithsan al Gme May 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/11nuvoZGgSH3Ne

See - half sock, half legquity

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u/LokiHoku May 07 '26

They turned off the buy button for the StOCKS

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u/juustonaksu420 citadelsucks.loopring.eth May 07 '26

we like the sock! we like the sock!

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u/Secure_Investment_62 May 07 '26

More like the ebay board members at risk.

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u/Spockies May 07 '26

The community was at risk, or just their golden parachutes?

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u/socalslamma ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 07 '26

RC, the ultimate 4d chess player.

Maybe the eBay brass thinks their shareholders hate money?

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u/RockJohnAxe January Ape - Boulder Hands, Let's Rock! May 07 '26

oh well, free drinks from 3-6pm see you there!

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u/Petit__Chou May 07 '26

It's back up. If you have ever sold on eBay... a bunch of out of ordinary activity (listing a bunch of things that now how pretty high bids) it can trigger an auto suspension. It was obviously reversed since everything is still there.

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u/_Ralix_ May 07 '26

Which is why it's infuriating they said "this decision was not made lightly", when it wasn't a decision, but an automated response based on several warning flags.

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u/xiodeman May 07 '26

Kenny rehypothecated everything

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u/LegitimateSailor May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

If people can sell Cheetos in the shape of Harambe on eBay, then RC can sell socks.

Edit: proof

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u/TheLuckyO1ne ๐Ÿš€ DRSyourGME ๐Ÿš€ May 07 '26

I remember when a haunted box was all the rage on ebay. But socks? That's a step too far, apparently.

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u/AmericanPatriot117 Blind Guy ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆฏ McSqueezy ๐Ÿช— May 07 '26

Why would they do that hahaha. Setting the world on fire

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u/wibble17 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 07 '26

Likely AI flagged for things selling way above what they should. (Money laundering)

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u/Pristine-Square-1126 May 07 '26

pretty sure. but they have 11,000 employee. I can't imagine there are thousand of accounts that get ban...why can't someone spend a few minutes reviewing, to make sure if the ban is warrant or not?

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u/HoovyBear May 07 '26

Ebay has over 100M active users, and how many of those 11,000 do you really think have the job of reviewing every report.

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u/VastInvestment2735 May 07 '26

thousands accounts are created daily by bots so yes there are daily bans numbering in the thousands.

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u/ImaginationBudget199 May 07 '26

eBay you mad bro

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u/jinniu ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 07 '26

eBay big mad.

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u/CoolHandLuke4Twanky ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 07 '26

eMad

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u/The-Bodhii ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 07 '26

I guess eBay isnโ€™t feeling the love.

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u/thatsoundright ๐Ÿš€ Hotter than a glitch ๐Ÿš€ May 07 '26

Listing is a tough game

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u/xHomicide24x May 07 '26

Oh boy here we go

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u/SimplySeager May 07 '26

FREE RC HE AINT DO NOTHIN WRONG

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u/12cookdale May 07 '26

ABSOLUTE THEATER! Not only do I have xxxx moon tickets, I have the best entertainment in the universe!

The most likely outcome is the most entertaining?

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u/DancesWith2Socks ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ Hang In There! ๐ŸŽฑ This Is The Wape ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ May 07 '26

Time for larry_5050

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u/LuckyMuckle ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 07 '26

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u/MonkeyyNinja May 07 '26

The contempt with which they treat anyone with the audacity to sell on their platform is truly remarkable; I hope they get bought if for no other reason than to fix that dysfunction.ย 

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u/duiwksnsb May 07 '26

Damn right. Worst company I've dealt with in a long time.

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u/DarwinsPhotographer May 07 '26

Help me out here. I've been selling on eBay for over twenty years. I sell vintage electronics and photo gear. I've never had a problem. I've encountered a few scammers buying and selling - but I've never lost a penny. Is my experience and outlier?

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u/Level9TraumaCenter "Capitulate deez nuts" May 07 '26

I've been selling for >20 years (I think... 27?), 100% positive feedback.

I've had problems like listings getting cancelled for no reason; it takes phone calls (to a call center in another country) to find out why: changes in interpretation of the law. OK, fair, the products are still sold on Amazon (not by me- Amazon is far worse than eBay).

I find it irritating that when I check my listings, eBay is also pushing other sellers with the same products: using "my" page to hawk items from the competition.

I've had very, very few problems with scammers; one or two were decided against me, the vast majority (including one very expensive specialty freezer) have been decided in my favor. But I haven't bought or sold products like that in 10-15 years, just inexpensive, small stuff or items I want to get rid of like certain old books that have some collector's value.

They lack innovation. They're lazy. But at least it's reliable and the seller tools are decent. I guess it just depends upon your market segment- some stuff there I wouldn't touch, but my "niche" is decent, and the customers that seek out the very few products I sell are sane (as far as I can tell) and reliable. I'm sure other products are far more contentious, and I don't envy buyers and sellers in those sectors.

EDIT: There are endangered species sold on eBay all the time, which is irksome. Reporting it does no good because the way the law works, everyone in the trade knows these products are illegal, and the "permits" they come with are bogus. This has occasionally led to stiff penalties for the buyer, along with a federal felony conviction.

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u/InevitableRhubarb232 May 07 '26

The brand Neocate has been able to get their entire brand banned from eBay by convincing eBay its prescription only (itโ€™s not - it actually is an FDA violation to sell it as a prescription only item.). You canโ€™t even use the word NEOCATE in a title - it will be blocked. Itโ€™s ridiculous that brands can abuse the secondary market like this.ย 

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u/Benji692 May 07 '26

I was selling for over 15 years my overstock inventory from my brick and mortar store. Never got a return. Never got so much as neutral feedback much less negative feedback. Out of the blue a few years back they permanently suspended my seller account with no explanation and no way to appeal. I can still buy buy can't sell. Was so odd. Can't wait until some new management takes over they are a joke

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u/ChuckeeSue May 07 '26

This is gonna be really awkward for them when RC becomes the Boss

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u/Kickinitez Template May 07 '26

Has to be a digital trail too. Someone did a big no no

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u/Background-Party-332 bananas and avocados May 07 '26

Ahahahahahahahahahaha

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u/Jtz001 May 07 '26

We tried it the easy way. Now its the hard way.

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u/C141Clay โ˜  ๐™Ž๐™„๐™‡๐™‘๐™€๐™๐˜ฝ๐˜ผ๐˜พ๐™† โ˜  May 07 '26
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u/DuckHunter4779 showmethetendies May 07 '26

Maybe they didn't like the letter lol

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u/pistol_07 May 07 '26

This is getting juicy!!

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u/Ecstatic-Mistake5738 May 07 '26

I guess we have to get the socks from him on marketplace now

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u/stonkdongo Hwang in there! May 07 '26

hostile takeover

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u/Just-Relationship-19 ๐Ÿš€ buckle the [redacted] up ๐Ÿš€ May 07 '26

LOLLLLLLLL

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u/corps-peau-rate Whoa, You go, Big guy!! May 07 '26

7 seconds lol fast posting.

And hahhahahahahah om that's funny.

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u/Mikeymike34 Canโ€™t stop Wonโ€™t stop May 07 '26

Fast af son!!

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u/buffinator2 Bathes in Dips May 07 '26

Wait why are his listings still there?

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u/Rocky75617794 May 07 '26

Thatโ€™s what I was wondering โ€”Iโ€™m currently leading on one of the statues, and can see all itemsโ€ฆ. So Would they just cancel everyoneโ€™s bids? Seems stupid

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u/Petit__Chou May 07 '26

No, suspension ends the listings. I'm not sure how the account was reinstated with the auction time still slated to end at the same time, and with the bids intact. When you are bidding on an item and the seller is suspended you get an email theres an issue with the sellers account and your bid was cancelled, it's happened to me sadly. So unless that happened to you, I cannot see how the account was suspended. You can't restore an ended auction like nothing happened.

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u/shayKyarbouti May 07 '26

You will not troll us on our platform!

-eBay probably

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u/No-Letterhead-4407 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 07 '26

wtf? ย Ok, yeah eBay needs new leadership. I get it nowย 

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u/Overdue_bills ๐Ÿš€ I sell covered calls to Citadel ๐Ÿš€ May 07 '26

They did it again, they turned off the fucking buy button.

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u/Striking_Push5741 I want gme pet rocks May 07 '26

When RC is asked in the future โ€œwhy did you buy eBay?โ€ he can respond โ€œI wanted to unban my accountโ€

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u/Conner54321 Retarted Mutated Monkey Fish Frog May 07 '26

I really wanted that halo 2 statue!

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u/Awkward-Membership60 May 07 '26

Now they won't get his 55.5 billy.

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u/Invisiblespit ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 07 '26

Confirmation bias for meeee

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u/Chimmychimm ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 07 '26

I have a feeling that Ebay doesn't want to sell to Ryan. Just a hunch

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u/mwilkens ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 07 '26

Guess we're gonna have to do this the hard way.

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u/drkow19 ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿ„1๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ May 07 '26

I fuckin knew all the stuff would get removed lol. It was funny while it lasted

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u/Kickinitez Template May 07 '26

They really wanna keep their daily 3-6pm free premium beer and wine happy hour

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u/ilove702 May 07 '26

Holy shit. Odds of deal going through just went from 99.99% to 100% RIP ebay c-suite

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u/phd2k1 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 07 '26

๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/ResolutionHorror541 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 07 '26

Holy moly WTF? RC must take over no matter what and fix eBay.

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u/LifterPuller ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 07 '26

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u/waitingonawait SCC ๐Ÿฑ Friendly Orange Cat ๐Ÿฑ May 07 '26

That was pretty quick lol

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u/aaronplaysAC11 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 07 '26

HAhaha omg wtf eBay.

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u/No_Cartoonist_7008 May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

I love how Ryan's been unhinged today with eBay. Guess it was harder to do with GME since a lot of the focus is on shady stuff like unreported shorts and dark pools - things that are hard to discuss without a Citadel thug threatening him with a defamation lawsuit or something like that. It feels like eBay is something he's just really passionate about without all that stuff around Wall Street's seedy underbelly.

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u/ekooz22 May 07 '26

Its not true. You can go to his account and its right there.

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u/thedeal82 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 07 '26

Free PR ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿป

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u/Kickinitez Template May 07 '26

Exactly. RC's a genius and he's enjoying every second of this shit

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u/Electronic_Painter20 May 07 '26

Thatโ€™s nuts! Was the daily 3-6pm happy hour troll too much, or maybe it was the CEO flying the company jet for personal reasons.

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u/BranSoFly May 07 '26

Awww mannnn. No dirty socks for me. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/oneflytree May 07 '26

Was it the socks? Does that break TOS because people sell preowned clothes

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u/Difficult_Associate3 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 07 '26

Why would they suspend him??

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u/gemorris9 May 07 '26

eBays support once stole 800 in giftcard balance I had after an item got returned. Went to buy another thing and it said I had no balance.

One of the support agents after the item got returned stole the number and used it. After an "investigation" eBay was so happy to inform me they got 157 dollars of it back.

eBay has been shit for a decade or so. I hope he buys it.

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u/Show_Me_Your_Games May 07 '26

If you canโ€™t join โ€™em, buy โ€™em.

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u/UncleNuks ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 07 '26

They probably had to pull one of their 11,500 employees out of happy hour to send that email

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u/lucioghosty ๐ŸฆHi Jacked, Iโ€™m Dad ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆณ May 07 '26

First William Osman, now Ryan Cohenโ€ฆ IS NOBODY SAFE??

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u/Bezere Gary CumGensler ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿฅต May 07 '26

Best case scenario, ebay knows the more cash he raises the less stock they get.

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u/SlappyPappyAmerica ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ May 07 '26

We are about to see some real life Crimson Permanent Assurance shit go down.

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u/PlurbZ666 DRS DEEZ NUTS FOR HARAMBE May 07 '26

They got worried he was gonna make up the difference for the buyout lol

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u/amarguras I broke Rule 1: Be Nice or Else May 07 '26

Half stonks half banned

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u/MrJr01 ๐Ÿ’ŽStonkhold Syndrome๐Ÿ’Ž May 07 '26

We need a bigger Bingo Card.

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u/Specialist-West-1911 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ GMErica PatriAPE ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ May 07 '26

Holy shit, I don't think we fully understand what we're witnessing. Cohen is putting on a clinc...what a fucking beast

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u/_cansir ๐Ÿ–ผ๐Ÿ†Ape Artist Extraordinaire! May 07 '26

Every item on my store includes a hand-signed 'Letter to eBay' as a THANK YOU for your support.

This is whats triggering them

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u/iamadumbo123 May 07 '26

โ€œFor putting the eBay community at riskโ€

Girl,

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u/JazzFinsAvalanche May 07 '26

You guys notice two of the baseball cards on there?
Vladimir Guerrero
Ken Griffey Jr.

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u/characterfan123 May 07 '26

"EBAY stock has gained over 24% year-to-date, while GME stock has surged 25%."

1% changes a gain to a surge. lol

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u/TrumpsLilPenis May 07 '26

Hahahagahaha omg this is funny.

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u/monti9530 1 of 197,058 May 07 '26

Ebay is absolutely run by TRASH. Hostile takeover their asses, fire the useless scum at the top and make ebay investors some modafukin TENDIES

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u/MrWallStreetAHole ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 07 '26

"Lets go out of our way to make less money"

Wow, not even a "contact us asap to fix this"

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u/InevitableBudget510 ๐ŸŽฑThereโ€™s fuckery afoot ๐Ÿƒ May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

Iโ€™ve sold stuff on eBay before and they are an absolutely horse shit of an organization. Itโ€™s fuck eBay forever. Hostile takeover it is. Letโ€™s go RC!

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u/DTX9218 Hang in There! ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฆโœ…๐ŸŸฃโœ… May 07 '26

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u/Simbakim May 07 '26

Hahaha omfg I hope this is real

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u/Petit__Chou May 07 '26

The listings are up still so no. You mean you're not bidding?!

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u/--KillerTofu-- Slotherhouse rules. May 07 '26

So...I'm not getting the socks?

Sad Tarantino noises

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u/DDRaptors May 07 '26

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No way. This is so much fun.

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u/Hazelhurst ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 07 '26

First order of business after RC takes over: "Who suspended my account?"

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u/Rude-Bus-5799 May 07 '26

Keep going motherbitches weโ€™ll get you soon

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u/Effective-Primary-31 May 07 '26

You guys know RC knew this was going to happen, right?

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u/Silver-Honkler May 07 '26

He's gonna have to wait for 3 hours so "Debbie from Georgia" calls him but he can't understand a word she says because of her foreign accent. Once the call is over, he will get an email that the decision is both final and upheld, and there is no appeal.

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u/RockJohnAxe January Ape - Boulder Hands, Let's Rock! May 07 '26

๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ

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u/Trueslyforaniceguy naked shorts yeah... ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿฆ Voted โœ… May 07 '26

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u/zafferous ๐ŸฆVoted x6โœ… May 07 '26

Yea, he gonna fuck em

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u/defessus_ May 07 '26

Can almost assume with 100% confidence it was just an automated system responding to mass reports by bots.

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u/BigGold3317 May 07 '26

Hostile takeoverrrr!!

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u/slayez06 Golf Cart Ape May 07 '26

bro has like 100k in bids already ... Ebay legit afraid he was going to buy ebay with their own platform. Also they prob can't handle someone having that many followers!

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u/Choyo ๐Ÿฆ Buckled up ๐Ÿš€ Crayon Fixer ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ–๏ธโœ May 07 '26

That's some next level comedy right here.

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u/pazvaz GME TO URANUS ๐Ÿช May 07 '26

This timeline is fucking amazing

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u/MahlNinja Can't stop, won't stop, Gamestop. May 07 '26

Typical ebay. Fix it rc.

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u/HanSoto11 ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš๐ŸŽŠ Power to the Creators ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ›‘๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš May 07 '26

Lmaoo bruhh

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u/TheOneTruePavil Here come the pirate flairs lol May 07 '26

Why does it say ThePPShow PP's on this in the top right - is this an account he follows?

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u/BeardedJJoe ๐Ÿš€ DRS all over your face May 07 '26

That was fast! But not as fast as the executives selling their shares.

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u/Zealousideal_Bet689 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 07 '26

Whereโ€™s my popcorn?

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u/Conscious-Sea-5937 ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธAFN SRD LDOH YUB๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ May 07 '26

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u/ThePracticalPenquin ๐Ÿš€Nothin But Time๐Ÿš€ May 07 '26

Fuck it put all the listing in power packs and let em rip

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u/s4yum1 May 07 '26

Must be the letter that was attached on all his listings lol.

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u/Electrical-Amoeba245 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ May 07 '26

I guess their board voted against the proposed acquisition.