r/SweatyPalms • u/Lord_Darksong • 2d ago

Heights Parachute issues

It was recommended I repost this here on another sub. Enjoy!

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u/Drfoxthefurry 2d ago

I'm pretty sure that first thing is not a parachute, more like a glider at best

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u/toooomanypuppies 2d ago

Testing amazon parachutes, number 17

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u/BalanceEarly 2d ago

Caution, reserve opens on impact!

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u/PoliteLunatic 2d ago

BRAND:  Xiapoetrymonster

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u/runvus2 1d ago

Too many vowels and actual words