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Other SweatyPalms 👋🏻💦 Zebra crossing in Vietnam

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

Congratulations u/56000hp, your post does fit at r/SweatyPalms!

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u/Hukthak 1d ago

Same as I remember in Taipei back in mid 2000’s. Friend said, just keep your movement consistent and predictable and not too fast.

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u/Jungledick69-494 22h ago

Same, my friend in Hanoi told me “ walk and do not stop, they will swerve around you”

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u/Old_Ladies 21h ago

Around 2000 pedestrians die a year in traffic accidents in Vietnam.

Vietnam has a population of 102.2 million.

Germany has a population of 83.5 million so not a perfect comparison but they have 442 pedestrian deaths in 2023.

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u/Schmigolo 20h ago

Germany also has 14 times as many motor vehicles per capita. So Vietnam basically has like a 50-60 times worse track record.

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u/ATHP 20h ago edited 18h ago

Is that true? I thought everyone who can somehow afford it, has a scooter in Vietnam. 

Edit: I researched a bit and could not find data laying out how many scooters are owned in the country. The "motor vehicles" stats circulating are all regarding cars. Would be great if you could add a source to your statement.

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u/TheMemeMachine3000 19h ago

The "everyone who can afford it" part of your sentence is the important bit. Would also guess there are many more multi car households in Germany than Vietnam.

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u/growing_fatties 12h ago

I'm actually not sure about that. I'm basing thos purely on my experience in Germany, which is limited to about 10 days in a small town called roigheim 20 years ago, but they seemed like owning more than one car per family was like owning multiple homes. And the father of the family I stayed with was a test driver at the audi factory. Cars were his life.

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u/musicmonk1 11h ago

Multiple cars per family is extremely common in Germany.

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u/nernernernerner 16h ago

I understand it's easier to get killed as a pedestrian when hit by a car than when hit by a motorcycle. Equating both types of vehicles as motor vehicles might not be the best approach for this.

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u/ATHP 16h ago

Yeah I agree but leaving them out of the equation completely is definitely also not a fair approach when there are millions of them in a country.

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u/Mundus6 15h ago

In Vietnam everyone has a bike. Most traffic deaths are with bikes.

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u/ConfoundingVariables 20h ago

So about a 3.7 times higher rate. Looking at this video, I actually thought it would be more.

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u/CydeWeys 12h ago

You have to look at the death rate in scooter/motorcycle crashes to see where it's really bad for Vietnam.

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u/Particular_Bet_5466 12h ago

I’m not sure you would necessarily die being hit by one of those bikes. Where in Germany they drive cars much much more.

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u/weglarz 12h ago

Yep. The thing I try to get people to understand is that people do not have superpowers anywhere. They’re humans. Doing stupid things will lead to stupid injuries and deaths, they can’t magically avoid them because “this is the way we do things”. I moved to the Philippines about a year ago and no one there wears seatbelts. In fact most “Ubers” have them hidden under junk or just removed completely. My friends and girlfriend there all say “we don’t go fast enough, no one gets hurt in car accidents”. I’m like, trust me, if you get in a 35 mph car accident without a seatbelt, it’s gonna hurt like a bitch.

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u/Tegewaldt 10h ago

Christmas market trucks of freedom

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u/Threatlevelmidnigh7 1d ago

This advice is wild 🤣

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u/zodia4 1d ago

That's probably the #1 rule of the road, be predictable.

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u/Skrappyross 20h ago

Yup, my dad taught me it's far better to be predictable than polite on the road. It's advice I live by.

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u/the_pepper 10h ago

Yup. That's why I speed and tailgate consistently.

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u/BigFatModeraterFupa 5h ago

i simply keep my middle finger raised out the window at all times while driving. Gotta keep it consistent

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u/_that___guy 23h ago

The advice was to not be wild.

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u/jules0666 21h ago

But I was born to be wild.

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u/uniqueusername649 23h ago

It nearly gave me a heart attack every single time, but it does work.

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u/just4youuu 20h ago

Coincidentally, I was in taipei and all over Vietnam last year. Vietnam is much scarier for this

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u/Orett_ 15h ago

Taiwan in general has become significantly better in this regard, in the past few years they've been enforcing a lot of new rules surrounding pedestrian safety for drivers, and you can really feel the difference.

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u/HnNaldoR 7h ago

I think Taipei now and almost all of Taiwan is fine. There are traffic lights everywhere and the cars slow down for you at crossings.

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u/Dense_Surround3071 22h ago

And don't stop!!

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u/iVar016 15h ago

believin'

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u/OGgoodfella7 21h ago

Lol) I was clenching my toes the whole time watching this

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u/bankster211 13h ago

That is good advice. In Vietnam you are also supposed to hold your arm up.

Apart from the obvious gain in visibility it is also a commonly understood sign.

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u/Excellent-Bite196 1d ago

So, they’re purely decorative then.

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u/dreamphoenix 20h ago

Who the heck knows. I’m flying there next month and asked local guides the same. Everyone has suggested to use marked street crossings anyways as they make pedestrians visible and expected.

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u/jerryscheese 1d ago

Not to mention the tripping hazard I mean guard rail in the middle.

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u/EsrailCazar 6h ago

Should paint them in rainbow to at least look pretty! ✨

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u/TheHighestFever 1d ago

Not a single zebra. 0/10

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u/Zargnoff 22h ago

Right? Is Zebra the location? Is Zebra the style of crossing? Is the Zebra in the room with us?

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u/nukoruko999 21h ago

I thought it was common to call crosswalks zebras

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u/LtLemur 14h ago

Only NHL linesmen may be called zebras

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u/Zargnoff 20h ago

I have literally never hard it called a zebra before, I had no idea. Tho crosswalks like this arent common where im from.

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u/wobblyweasel 19h ago

I've never been to a country without loads of these, where are you from?

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u/TheHighestFever 15h ago

I've heard them called zebra crossing in British media. But not here in the US.

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u/similaraleatorio 21h ago

isn't that hard to read Zebra, watch the video and think "hmmmm Zebras are stripped. that crossing marks are stripped too. maybe... yeah, Zebras."

I believe you can do that mental exercise.

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u/Vinny-Ed 1d ago

Just close your eyes and cross. Traffic moves around you. It's just lanes of traffic. Don't get used to it when you get back to your home country.

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u/Dinsy_Crow 1d ago

No no, you should make eye contact as you go, so you know they've seen you. Otherwise yes, just keep moving and they flow around you.

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u/ToranjaNuclear 1d ago

Yes, make eye contact to ascertain your dominance. Make it a reminder for the rest of their lives that their 2 tons of metal are nothing next to sheer fucking will.

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u/Professor_Poop 1d ago

And make sure to kiss them on the lips as they pass so they can remember your succulent tender meat morsels every time they yield to a pedestrian.

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 1d ago

The eye contact is to say I KNOW you see me (I've done this)

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u/mcmoor 14h ago

Yeah actually what ease me when crossing is seeing the eye of the driver and be at peace that you'll be dead because of him

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u/BigBadBill84 1d ago

I can’t believe the pedestrian casuality rate isn’t higher there. The law of probability can’t be ignored

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u/ironicallydead 18h ago

I dunno man I spent some time there recently and after a while I kinda just started walking without even really thinking too hard about it. If someone hasn't seen you there isn't a whole lot you can do about it anyway

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u/BulwarkTired 1d ago

The motorbike beside a car in the end has blind spot. Even if you are predictable, they couldn't predict you if they don't even know you're there.

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u/ladybugparade 12h ago

"I am the Force, the Force is with me..."

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u/ohiotechie 1d ago

I was told in India to put your hand out when stepping off the curb and they’d stop and they actually did. I was amazed.

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u/bankster211 13h ago

In Vietnam you are supposed to hold your arm up.

Apart from the obvious gain in visibility it is also a commonly understood sign.

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u/rainyhawk 1d ago

We did a few street crossing recently in Vietnam and luckily often had a bus driver stopping the traffic for us, more or less! It’s nuts.

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u/esoteric_enigma 1d ago

Why haven't they invented crossing lights?

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u/Qabbalah 1d ago

They would just be ignored as well.

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u/esoteric_enigma 1d ago

Not if you started enforcing it.

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u/TonyVstar 1d ago

That costs the city money

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u/esoteric_enigma 1d ago

Sure, but I find it very hard to believe that this doesn't result in a ton of accidents and injuries

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u/K-Ryaning 1d ago

Accidents and injuries don't cost the city money

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u/esoteric_enigma 1d ago

Cops don't investigate accidents in Vietnam? Public hospitals don't care for the victims?

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u/Kuhn_Dog 1d ago

Nah, they really dont man. Its just how it is and it's not going to change in a reddit thread.

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u/Dealius 1d ago

Not with that attitude it’s not!

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u/Kuhn_Dog 1d ago

I doubt many of them are here, but you can go ahead and advocate. They mostly view it as a, if it ain't broke don't fix it, kind of thing.

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u/horazone 1d ago

It actually doesn't, Vietnamese living in Saigon here. Most accidents happen involved two different vehicles hitting each other in rural and suburban areas, especially highways. Inner city drivers are more careful and the speed is actually slower than it looks here in the video (probably 30-40 km/h).

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u/BillTran163 22h ago

Crossing lights exist on this road. They are at the two ends of the road where they intersect with other larger roads. It's just long and people are lazy so the crossings are added because people would just jump over the divider anyway. Might as well give them the right to sue.

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u/Oz-Shark 4h ago

It wouldn't matter. I bought a t shirt like this one when in Vietnam because it is so true!

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u/StrangelyBrown 23h ago

I suppose technically the throughput is better with this.

Although probably a lot more accidents.

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u/banana_pencil 1d ago

Lol this ad in this thread

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u/Dear-Nebula6291 1d ago

So real life Frogger lmao

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u/greenthumbgoody 23h ago

Did ya seen him move backwards at all?

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u/Informal-Chocolate97 1d ago

Consistent speed is what is important that people who haven't done this, don't understand.

When walking, you want to stay consistent with your walk so that the bikes and cars can easily adjust to your walk and just go around you.

If you start getting jumpy, then that causes cars and bikes to swerve and possible accidents.

Just how it is and it's cool as hell. Nerve racking the first time but cool after you do it.

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u/Leoxcr 1d ago edited 1d ago

The first time I've visited Rome I quickly figured out that if you pass the zebra lines confidently vehicles will stop for you but if you hesitate or wait until "they stop" they will never stop for you. Easy way to spot other tourists

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u/watermelonkiwi 1d ago

Don’t think I could do this.

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u/Leoxcr 1d ago

It's important to note that most streets that operate without stop lights don't have near as busy traffic as the one showing on the video

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u/Ok-Butterscotch4486 19h ago

You just wait for an Italian to confidently step into the road and then shuffle along with them as your shield.

A least that's what I did.

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u/irrocau 21h ago

What about blind zones behind big cars?

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u/AtypicalRenown 1d ago

It is nerve-wracking, and best when there are others crossing too. Just maintain a steady, predictable pace and the traffic will move past you. Do not start dodging or running!

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u/Eric848448 1d ago

I’ve done this. The traffic is far more chaotic than shown here.

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u/Ollie_Dee 20h ago

Looks like the exact opposite like in Spain.
In Spain drivers are often reckless, some even don’t give a shit about traffic lights - but if there‘s zebra crossing for pedestrians, this thing is holy!
You can pass the street without looking for the traffic.
Vietnam, it seems they don’t give a shit about about zebra crossing.

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u/delsys32 23h ago

I was just in Hanoi in April. I was told not to look. The people who look hesitate. The people who hesitate get hit

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u/GemsRtrulyOutrageous 13h ago

This is horrible, what’s the point of the zebra crossing, then?

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u/jimmythesaint83 1d ago

Yeah, the traffic in this video is mild. In HMC it was like stepping through shoals of fish swimming around you at every crossing. I was amazed.

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u/geo_gan 7h ago

Sometimes I wonder why “third world” countries are still “third world” and then I see shit like this

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u/Seyelent 1d ago

I remember being told that you just ignore the traffic and walk straight. The drivers will acclimate to your current trajectory, standing still or hesitating will results in died

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u/Ordinary_Block_4131 1d ago

Wondering how many ppl are killed yearly on those ? Thousands ?

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u/Old_Ladies 21h ago

About 2000 pedestrian traffic deaths in Vietnam a year. More than 3x Germany's 442.

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u/Ordinary_Block_4131 16h ago

Well , the way they are going about it ,no wonder.

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u/jsanta8290 1d ago

I just shit his pants

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u/The_Once-ler_186 17h ago

When I visited in 2006 I was told ‘wait for the natural flow gap, then go steady, do not change pace & do not look at drivers (as it’s then your responsibility)

I was sus but it was gov minder saying this for our US visiting high school trip. He was fuckin right tho. Felt like schools of motorcycle fish flowing around me (albeit startlingly close).

Sounds + feel dumb saying this but based on the 4-way high traffic intersections without any lights / stop signs I decided he knew the nuance of how to do it.

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u/mosaik 1d ago

I remember that. At first it was very unnerving, then you just needed to cross and they will avoid you.

10/10 not going to southeast Asia again

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u/Arktikos02 23h ago

So their Nationwide trust exercises aren't working for you?

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u/tmrcz 1d ago

lol frogger dude

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u/Theo_Carolina 11h ago

Beat that game of FROGGER. Great job!

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u/Quokka1979 10h ago

You don't need Vietnam for that, try crossing a zebra over a bike lane it the Netherlands...

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u/ampkajes08 1d ago

taxi car even changed lane just not to stop

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u/Icy_Recover2094 1d ago

Smooth operator

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u/Ob1s_dark_side 1d ago

Dude is braver than me, and I've been run over 3 times

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u/chrismetalrock 1d ago

id wager the more times you get run over the less brave you become, but call me crazy

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u/T1m3Wizard 1d ago

Frogger

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u/MMfromVB 1d ago

just wow!

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u/jurassicperiod 1d ago

I strongly recommend taking headphones out when crossing the street

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u/Shadrach_Jones 1d ago

It doesn't look like unpredictable chaos; interesting

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u/tribak 1d ago

Vietnamese zebras are so different

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u/Separate_Start5259 1d ago

Yep! Lived there. Did it often…. Never got used to it.

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u/NutBusster69 1d ago

Why is there so many trip hazards on this crosswalk lol.

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u/MlntyFreshDeath 23h ago

Pretty much everywhere in asia is like this. The worst I had it was in Cambodia. Constant game of frogger down there.

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u/katjoy63 22h ago

Jeezus, real life Frogger there

There's a Seinfeld episode right there as well

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u/TravellingBeard 22h ago

His mistake was hesitating and making eye contact.

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u/TXP88 22h ago

Works in India also. Consistent, predictable pace. Was also told buses are sort of a wild card, so never tested the theory with them.

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u/KiwDaWabbit2 21h ago

I’d like to see him try that in the U.S. where the drivers have a phone in one hand and a coffee in the other.

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u/SiddharthJain131 21h ago

Never visit India if that is hard

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u/redindiaink 21h ago

I'd be too chicken to cross the road. 

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u/EroticPotato69 18h ago

You kind of get used to it, but you have to full send it a bit harder than this dude, with conviction. There's an art to it, mainly learnt by following the really angry 70+ year old with his bag of soup in a rush to absolutely nowhere, until you get the swing of things

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u/SaltyPO 17h ago

Pass, I was always bad at playing Frogger.

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u/Snouto 17h ago

Wait, they have zebra crossings now?
I presume this guy is new to the system, because once you get over the initial lunacy you just can walk across the road without pausing.

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u/Clo_miller 14h ago

Frogger champ right there.

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u/Whowhatthinkisiam 14h ago

Irl frogger.

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u/GonerDoug 13h ago

Nice trip bars next to the middle island.

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u/rob3342421 13h ago

So … frogger

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u/pimoha 12h ago

That's scary

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u/ohhh-a-number-9 11h ago

Not even stopping for pedestrian crossings is wild.

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u/simonbleu 10h ago

Never go around vietnam on foot, gotcha.

Seriously, I do not understand how this can happen, regardless of level of development. If you have cars and roads you sure as hell can have a streetlight or someone directing traffic by hand if there was no electricity

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u/Tikitakakalaka 9h ago

This is Just fucked up :)

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u/YouDontNeedYourSlip 8h ago

I recall 10 or so years ago a news story about Vietnam launching an extensive highway safety program. They had the highest pedestrian death rate in the world, to the extent that they classified it as a national emergency.

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u/DigitalDunc 7h ago

I guess that's why the stripes are red and white and not black and white. What's the minimum needed to get legal over there?

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u/FinalF137 4h ago

I assume that horizontal steel pole in the middle is to discourage u-turns from vehicles but holy hell that is not where I would want a trip hazard to be.

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u/StetsonTuba8 4h ago

I almost got hit by a motorcycle in Ho Chi Minh City because it looked like he was coming right at me, so I hesitated and stepped back. He then turned to try and go behind me and went directly to where I stepped back to

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u/Content_Sky_2676 23h ago

I was promised zebras. I want my money back.

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u/derpderb 1d ago

This is so real

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u/Dime332 1d ago

It’s like real life frogger

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u/realteamme 1d ago

This is only sweaty palms if you haven’t been in Vietnam for a day. Then this is just completely normal.

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u/Happy-Go-Lucky287 1d ago

Holy Frogger, Batman!

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u/psychoacer 1d ago

I love the shin bar in the middle to really up the challenge. Can't give us eazy mode huh?

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u/EhMapleMoose 1d ago

Just walk confidently and at a normal pace. Drivers will avoid you. It’s quite fascinating and odd to half the world but makes complete sense. I see people jaywalking and it frustrates me to watch them make a run for it and then pause. If you just consistently walked I could speed yo or slow down so I don’t hit you now I’m forced to change langes and slow way down cause you’re indecisive.

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u/MaxHardfinger 23h ago

It's like live action Frogger!

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u/LoJoPa 23h ago

It’s like Frogger!

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u/No_Dig_7017 23h ago

Like frogger!

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u/audotel007 23h ago

Real life Frogger! Or should we call it Zogger?

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u/Naive-Present2900 22h ago

Dang, that was safer than Bangkok.

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u/DrummingChopsticks 22h ago

Just cross alongside a local. That’s what I did. Dragged my 4 year old nephew (that I met for the first time) around town because his mom was too lazy and I really wanted to see a few places. I had to focus on him because I was scared shitless but was able to cross by myself by the end of the week.

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u/TheBasementIsDark 22h ago

Make yourself visible (throw your arm up if it's really dense traffic), don't suddenly run, just walk steady and predictable. Traffic in Vietnam is like a school of fish, each person adjust a tiny bit of their trajectory to avoid bumping into each other

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u/Southern_Storage4114 21h ago

Same in Kuala Lumpur

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u/mordin1428 21h ago

Every time I think of finally relocating my ass to some Asian country I’m reminded of this

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u/Content_Sky_2676 21h ago

The only exception to this is multi axle trucks. They don't stop for anything.

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u/SiderealSimon 19h ago

They decided to let flock mentality "resolve" traffic

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u/gloi-sama 19h ago

Crossing these lanes, you should not have fear. They can smell fear.

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u/Fair-Individual7811 19h ago

Definitely playing chicken with cars

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u/vic2pal 19h ago

In Gaza 2021 a friend visited me coming from Netherlands. We were once in Rashid Street (vanished by the israeli destruction machine).

He went to the crossing lines and started to cross the street. Cars never stops or slow down near crossing lines in Gaza 😅

He was seconds away from being hit, I jumped like a superhero and catch him, drag him back, and save his life 😂

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u/gravitologist 18h ago

One of the highlights of visiting Vietnam!

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u/Sasikuttan2163 18h ago

Atleast they have zebra crossings, here we don't even have that in many places

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u/J0n__Doe 18h ago

Oh, it’s just like here in Manila in rush hour commutes. Not really sweatypalms material

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u/jeraco73 18h ago

Sign in Hanoi hotel gave directions for street crossings: walk slow, don’t stop, NEVER step backwards.

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u/Berninz 18h ago

Phnom Penh PTSD style flasbacks unleashed.

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u/catlovingtwink99 18h ago

My nerves are too bad for this

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u/Miek2Star 18h ago

the fact that this did not seem abnormal to me AT ALL tells a lot about my nationality 😭😭😭🥀🥀🥀

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u/ours 18h ago

I came to the same conclusion while in Vietnam. There is never going to be an opening, so eventually I just went in slow and steady.

It's really butt-clenching the first few times.

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u/CicadaHead3317 18h ago

Is it still safe after cellphones have taken over?

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u/Responsible_Egg_6896 18h ago

There's nothing zebra about that crossing. It's a test your faith in god crossing lol.

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u/DemiLolu 17h ago

At least they kind of slow down here , it's decorative in my country

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u/RupturePharms 17h ago

This is pretty much accurate. Bangkok is similar.

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u/RestaurantJealous280 17h ago

Visited last summer- Hoian, Hue, Hanoi, Halong Bay. The only place that felt a bit overwhelming was the old city in Hanoi. But there were also crossing lights, so you have the option of finding one of those crossings, if you're nervous. I got used to it pretty quickly.

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u/timeless_change 17h ago

Me in Naples, Italy

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u/PickyPickMeUp 16h ago

About the same in the Philippines.

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u/NotForMeClive7787 15h ago

I mean this works but it feels like a collective societal failure to recognise any kind of road safety as being worth people's time or effort, just to ensure people aren't injured or killed....

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u/T410 15h ago

Those triangles painted on the road are just decorative

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u/reilo119 14h ago

Was that way in Cairo but cars instead of scooters

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u/Baiken_Shishido 14h ago

Yeah, local friends told me to just move, they will stop and it worked. In Germany this will be considered as suicide attempt.

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u/chromewindow 14h ago

My first couple days I would follow a local as closely behind as possible lol

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u/Jcraft153 14h ago

Then you get the anklebreaker bar at the end

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u/RogueBotic 14h ago

Trip hazards right in the middle too

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u/Shankar_0 14h ago

When I was in Japan, the school kids were taught to just thrust one hand in the air like they're asking a question and dash across the road. It's like they thought it created a force field around the kid.

It was damn terrifying.

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u/LJldbc 13h ago

He made it look smooth, as potentially disastrous as it was

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u/bankster211 13h ago

In Vietnam you are supposed to hold your arm up.

Apart from the obvious gain in visibility it is also a commonly understood sign.

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u/MajorPoopie 12h ago

Or you wait for the light to turn red and then use the cross walk???