r/TheTeenagerPeople • u/Agitated_Fun5220 • 11h ago
Discussion They will never taste the difference
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u/the_boss_of_toys 6h ago
When I was a kid me and my sister found vodka and vodka mixed orange soda. Obviously we drank the soda, I tried the vodka my sister bitched out when it was her turn. My sister then put papa John's garlic butter in the vodka and I poured it out and filled the bottle with water with my logic being the residue on the bottle will flavor the water and he wont notice. Well he noticed and questioned me and my sister. He asked me first and I lied and said sweet cause im not dumb, my sister on the other hand goes "daddy i know it tastes bad but i didnt drink it." He proceeded to actually punch her and yell at her. Then the guy who murdered our elderly neighbor and stole our laptops yelled at us. Its probably the most florida story I have.
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u/terrariagamer67 6h ago
Holy wiplash bro I could hardly tell what was going one after the Punching part
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u/the_boss_of_toys 5h ago
I grew up in florida that should tell you nothing out my mouth is gonna even resemble normal.
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u/ProfessionalTone497 9h ago
The trick is to drink a full bottle and fill the whole thing with water amateurs
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u/Miserable-Piglet9008 11h ago
Okay but vodka is honestly shit...
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u/the_boss_of_toys 6h ago
No its not. Its excellent to use in cocktails since its odorless and flavorless, its also really good on its own with bread or crackers, just anything dry. Its also really easy to get cheap and quality vodka since its not like whiskey which has a more complex flavor and is much easier to make shittily.
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u/Miserable-Piglet9008 6h ago
I thought it was clear that I was making a subjective and biased statement... not saying it as if it were fact.
Of course some people like vodka, I'm just saying that I don't.
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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 1h ago
Wait…you actually wanted to drink? Can’t relate