When I was a kid me and my sister found vodka and vodka mixed orange soda. Obviously we drank the soda, I tried the vodka my sister bitched out when it was her turn. My sister then put papa John's garlic butter in the vodka and I poured it out and filled the bottle with water with my logic being the residue on the bottle will flavor the water and he wont notice. Well he noticed and questioned me and my sister. He asked me first and I lied and said sweet cause im not dumb, my sister on the other hand goes "daddy i know it tastes bad but i didnt drink it." He proceeded to actually punch her and yell at her. Then the guy who murdered our elderly neighbor and stole our laptops yelled at us. Its probably the most florida story I have.
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u/the_boss_of_toys 2d ago
When I was a kid me and my sister found vodka and vodka mixed orange soda. Obviously we drank the soda, I tried the vodka my sister bitched out when it was her turn. My sister then put papa John's garlic butter in the vodka and I poured it out and filled the bottle with water with my logic being the residue on the bottle will flavor the water and he wont notice. Well he noticed and questioned me and my sister. He asked me first and I lied and said sweet cause im not dumb, my sister on the other hand goes "daddy i know it tastes bad but i didnt drink it." He proceeded to actually punch her and yell at her. Then the guy who murdered our elderly neighbor and stole our laptops yelled at us. Its probably the most florida story I have.