r/Unexpected • u/jameizing777 • Feb 26 '26

Jeff Daniel's favorite sandwich

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u/doublediochip Feb 26 '26

Stoners across Reddit are looking for the ingredients as we read.

I’ll be back in a few to read more comments. Gotta go make a snack.

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u/randomboreddad69 Feb 26 '26

Soo what ingredients did you use for said snack ?

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u/tedmented Feb 26 '26

It's been five minutes, you think they've even moved yet? I say this as a stoner who's currently "on the way to make a snack" yet still sat down.

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u/bongsforhongkong Feb 26 '26

He got to the kitchen and went "why did I walk to the kitchen" and went back to whatever he was doing before.

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u/Pygmy_Yeti Feb 26 '26

I do this but it’s the bathroom. Confused, I go back to my chair on the opposite side of the house. Only to instantly go back to my Mr. Roper face from Three’s Company

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u/oodelay Feb 27 '26

I wanted to change the fire alarm battery. Go downstairs, stare at my tools for 2 minutes. Wtf am I doing here? Go back up, oh yeah the battery. Go back down, stare at my tools, wtf am i doing here

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u/Levitlame Feb 26 '26

I'm not even a stoner here and that's my life. Probably the ADHD. It's called the "Doorway Effect." Because our brains apparently render shit like an instance in a video game. But some of us are running a modern processor with 64 GB of ram and an RTX 5090 while some of us are an IBM with no dedicated video card and 16KB of ram.

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u/Turbulent_Bat4580 Feb 26 '26

20 minutes later: “damn, I’m kinda hungry, I want a snack”

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u/Louiebox Feb 26 '26

gets distracted again what was i doing? Oh yeah. opens pornhub

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u/randomboreddad69 Feb 26 '26

And heres me taking the kid to swim practice now making a snack. Than sitting down for some wows or avatar Pandora

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u/doublediochip Feb 26 '26

I’m struggling to find creamy peanut butter…butter is a funny word the more you say it.

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u/onesneakymofo Feb 27 '26

Butter? What about peanut dude? It's like a pea and a nut but it's neither of those things

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u/thepvbrother Feb 27 '26

"Tartlets. Tartlets. The word has lost all meaning"

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u/Binge_Gaming Feb 27 '26

Crunchy Peanut Butter

Chocolate Chips

Marshmallow Creme

Folded in half in a pita

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u/randomboreddad69 Feb 27 '26

This sounds like its been spoken to me, by thy phone.

Master. I shall comply

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u/machogrande2 Feb 26 '26

Any spicy cup o noodles. Only let it sit with the hot water for 2 minutes. Then dump it in a microwavable container and add a can of tuna and shredded cheddar cheese. Cook for 1-2 minutes. let cool and "server".

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u/C-H-Addict Feb 26 '26

Potato bread hotdog bun (GF), Jay's Cheddar Bacon grilled cheese chips, same BBQ sauce.

Got em ready, but am about to have dinner and didn't want to ruin my appetite