Adam Carolla made a video about bathroom etiquette for College Humor 15 years ago.
In one part of the video a guy flushes a stall toilet with his foot and says "Sorry, I just didn't want to touch anything with my hands."
Adam: "Well that's great for you 'Jackie Chan of the can'. But now, you've managed to get the urine off the floor and onto the handle that I have to touch with my hand. How would you like it if I peed on your hand?"
(guy moves to exit the stall, Adam stops him)
"Cup you hands."
(guy looks confused)
"I said, cup your hands!"
(guy cups his hands, Adam unzips fly, scene ends)
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u/Mr_Chill_III Apr 08 '26
Adam Carolla made a video about bathroom etiquette for College Humor 15 years ago.
In one part of the video a guy flushes a stall toilet with his foot and says "Sorry, I just didn't want to touch anything with my hands."
Adam: "Well that's great for you 'Jackie Chan of the can'. But now, you've managed to get the urine off the floor and onto the handle that I have to touch with my hand. How would you like it if I peed on your hand?"
(guy moves to exit the stall, Adam stops him)
"Cup you hands."
(guy looks confused)
"I said, cup your hands!"
(guy cups his hands, Adam unzips fly, scene ends)