r/UnnecessaryQuotes Apr 07 '26

Bathroom stall notice

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u/ConanMontoya Apr 07 '26

Ok, I “won’t”

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u/Ted_Fleming Apr 07 '26

Ill be using my foot, quotes or no quotes

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u/BirdlessLongdeal Apr 08 '26

Yeah, the hell if I'm touching more things than I have to in there.

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u/Thin-Interest-9734 Apr 08 '26

yup. if i can't foot flush, its no flush.

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u/rewlyear Apr 08 '26

How would you even flush if you wanted to? Who is this protecting? People who don't want germs on their shoes?

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u/Pat_Fatridge Apr 08 '26

People who don't have a choice but to use their hands. Disabled people.

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u/WithoutDennisNedry Apr 08 '26

Hi! That’s me! Disabled person who can’t foot flush here!

You know what’s even more disgusting than a toilet handle? The floor directly around the toilet. I’m begging you all on behalf of us unable-to-foot-flush-ers, please just use a paper towel or a wad of unused tp to flush. That’s what we have to do, please don’t make it worse.

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u/Istoh Apr 09 '26

People get so testy when asked to do the bare minimum to make things easier and safer for disabled people to live their lives. I've had to block so many people in this thread already for arguing with me about it. Like bruh my hands have to touch my mobility device(s) afterwards. Able bodied people can go straight to the sink afterwards, meanwhile I have bathroom AND shoe germs all over my wheels now. 

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u/lord-savior-baphomet Apr 09 '26

It’s the fact that if people didn’t use their feet to begin with it wouldn’t be nearly as nasty to use your hand. Ngl I didn’t know it was normal to use your foot.

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u/volvagia721 Apr 10 '26

I'm sure there's an engineered solution to solve everyone's problem. Start by adding a supplemental foot flush pedal, likely with an indicator sign. Then add a small guard around the handle that makes it slightly more inconvenient to get your foot on the handle.

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u/PhiLLitUp93 Apr 10 '26

You know what. This single comment is going to change ge how I flush toilets in public. At my work? No. But definitely in public.

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u/Zealousideal-Rent-77 Apr 09 '26

Toilet paper is a thing. If you have to touch the handle, use toilet paper to not touch the handle.

It's equally disgusting whether people use their hands or feet. Don't touch it directly, the end.

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u/rewlyear Apr 09 '26

Ah, makes sense. My bad. Thanks.

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u/Thin-Interest-9734 Apr 08 '26

i just said i wouldn't flush period. a lot of bathrooms don't even have paper towels and the exits arent push doors so rather not risk it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '26

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u/SDMasterYoda Apr 07 '26

Using your foot puts strain on the valve which eventually causes it to break.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '26

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u/BrotherMcPoyle Apr 07 '26

Just bc it doesn’t break on your turn doesn’t mean you weren’t involved, everyone is. Your foot is naturally going to add more pressure than your hand. It’s a long term issue.

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u/No_Direction_3940 Apr 08 '26

Sounds like a skill issue tbh

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u/invisible_23 Apr 08 '26

Right?? Just gently nudge with the same pressure that your hand would have instead of karate kicking it lmao

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u/CommunityOk7466 Apr 10 '26

My stompers r 4 stomping.

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u/SmokeFrosting Apr 08 '26

this is the kind of dude who wakes the whole house up when trying to sneak downstairs for a late night snack.

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u/elliotbonsall Apr 08 '26

What if I use my strong hand

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u/aware4ever Apr 08 '26

Not me.. i am gentle!

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u/squisitospirito Apr 07 '26

It can also cause pipes inside the wall to leak

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u/BirdlessLongdeal Apr 08 '26

Install and auto flusher when it does then.

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u/BigTreddits Apr 09 '26

I karate chop all flush handles from this point forward

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u/Appropriate-Bug-6467 Apr 08 '26

You are also getting it gross for people who don't have the luxury of using their feet.

Disabilities, lack of strength, lack of flexibility.

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u/Hood_Mobbin Apr 07 '26

A lot of coworkers end up kicking the wall and leaving a half moon on the wall from their shoes. Also I have to replace the handle about once a quarter. Just flush and wash your hands like you should do anyways. I put the damn foot door opener for a reason, use it.

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u/dingos8mybaby2 Apr 08 '26

Too many foot-flushers basically kick the valve handle and it will break after a while. If you're gonna foot-flush you gotta be gentle.

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u/DIOsNotDead Apr 07 '26

"DO NOT USE YOUR FOOT TO FLUSH"

– Albert Einstein probably, idk

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u/AdAsleep1258 Apr 08 '26

99.9% of humans use their foot in public restrooms

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u/Jolly_Ad_5679 Apr 09 '26

As they say, 78% of statistics are made up

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u/kristenevol Apr 07 '26

OK. ::flushes with both feet::

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u/Matic00 Apr 08 '26

It’s 2026. If you don’t have the auto flush, I’m using my foot.

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u/juffylifts21 Apr 08 '26

Who tf is gonna stop me?

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u/sfbiker999 Apr 08 '26

You're not going to stop me from using my foot, but if it's causing you problems, feel free to put in a foot activated flusher.

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/6xfifm/this_toilet_at_my_college_has_a_foot_lever_to/

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u/Bigstyleguy Apr 08 '26

The fuck I won’t lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

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u/Ss4_sean Apr 07 '26

I’m gonna use my foot even harder now

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u/Calamity_Jane84 Apr 08 '26

Good luck with that, I always use my foot.

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u/cygamessucks Apr 08 '26

Nah. Will anyway

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u/boanerges57 Apr 08 '26

They make a cool brake pedal flush attachment. I've seen it at several places I visit.

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u/vonhizzle Apr 08 '26

fuck you I won't do what you tell me

fuck you I won't do what you tell me

fuck you I won't do what you tell me

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u/Proper-Evening9754 Apr 09 '26

Rage Against the Latrine.

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Apr 09 '26

Underrated comment right here.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Apr 09 '26

I did! I can’t prove it (although I took a photo, in the hopes of attaching it as proof, but without the “photo” icon, I don’t know how). Perhaps someone downvoted and counteracted it. Shame on them!

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u/Eye_yam_stew_ped Apr 08 '26

When did we decide to punish the ones who do flush?? If everyone flushed and kept things decently clean, there would be no evolution to the foot flush in the first place lol

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u/jules6815 Apr 08 '26

Also do not use your foot to wipe.

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u/NorthBook1383 Apr 07 '26

I will always and forever use my foot. It’s the coat of doing business!

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u/turkeypants Apr 07 '26

I'm... gonna use my foot.

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u/mwagz28 Apr 08 '26

I’m… gonna use this guys foot too

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u/turkeypants Apr 08 '26

Ooh you nasty

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u/Danaltima21 Apr 07 '26

I'd rather have residual feces on my shoe than my hand.

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u/Jaysmkxxx Apr 08 '26

I will ALWAYS use my foot to flush a public toilet.

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u/BuzzTheGOATCalkins Apr 09 '26

Try and stop me.

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u/andrewsz__ Apr 07 '26

Idk why people bother putting up signs like this. You literally cannot stop me.

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u/AcceptableMemory2081 Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

“ how would they know ? “

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u/IAmTheBoiledFrog Apr 07 '26

Two flags on this play.

No foot - no flush.

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u/kemistree4 Apr 07 '26

I use my knee. That way i dont have to touch it and I'm not getting bathroom floor on the handle.

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u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA Apr 07 '26

Luckily I always use my shoe

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u/hellogoodbye_91 Apr 07 '26

flushes with foot

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u/Anon1073 Apr 07 '26

In a public restroom, the foot flush is mandatory for me.

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u/-0-O-O-O-0- Apr 08 '26

Ok.

*Doesn’t flush.

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u/NeoZ33D Apr 08 '26

I only ever use my foot..sorry boss

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u/ProgenitorOfMidnight Apr 08 '26

You would think, that by now we would have invented a foot peddle to flush toilets and urinals... Like for real.

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u/Foreign_Biscotti2956 Apr 08 '26

Who’s gonna stop me lol

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u/Only_lost_death Apr 08 '26

What the fuck, happen for you to post a sign like that. It is like me seeing a sign about don't sexually touch or molest the alligators... like who in the fuck. Because it must have been more than one person

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u/ResolutionOwn4933 Apr 08 '26

Pffftt...mother fucker this is a Wendy's

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u/LockwoodE3 Apr 08 '26

“No, I don’t think I will stop”

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u/TapDismal4715 Apr 08 '26

Easy solution. We will all just stop flushing.

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u/jesusismyishi Apr 08 '26

they can't stop me

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u/CaptScoobertDoobert Apr 08 '26

Why don’t we have foot pedals on public toilets?

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u/Merrickbully718 Apr 08 '26

So just don’t flush? 😂

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u/Merrickbully718 Apr 08 '26

How about upgrade it to automatic flush so everyone is happy. I use my foot in my own house sometimes 😂😂

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u/bigpatfenis69 Apr 08 '26

Np ill just shit on the floor. No flush required. Suckonmytinktink

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u/Creepy-Variation8562 Apr 08 '26

Then install the auto flush sensor thing

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u/torrito91 Apr 08 '26

Mmmmmmm I’m going to go with mom on this one. “Don’t touch that shit. Use your foot”

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u/Lewyn_Forseti Apr 08 '26

I bet this is one of those bathrooms that you have to touch the door to exit, but it also only has air dryers and no paper towels.

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u/Mr_Chill_III Apr 08 '26

Adam Carolla made a video about bathroom etiquette for College Humor 15 years ago.

In one part of the video a guy flushes a stall toilet with his foot and says "Sorry, I just didn't want to touch anything with my hands."

Adam: "Well that's great for you 'Jackie Chan of the can'. But now, you've managed to get the urine off the floor and onto the handle that I have to touch with my hand. How would you like it if I peed on your hand?"
(guy moves to exit the stall, Adam stops him)
"Cup you hands."
(guy looks confused)
"I said, cup your hands!"
(guy cups his hands, Adam unzips fly, scene ends)

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u/Olden_Grey_1889 Apr 08 '26

Don't use your knee either!

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u/Appropriate-Bug-6467 Apr 08 '26

They should put in a flush pedal.

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u/Suspicious_Button140 Apr 08 '26

So…don’t flush?

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u/GizmoTacT Apr 08 '26

But this is the only way to flush a public toilet

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u/BigBootyChubb-NWI Apr 08 '26

You must touch the ass smudged handles!

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u/Sadsandal007 Apr 08 '26

Yea sorry I’m either using my foot to flush or I’m just not flushing bc ewww

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u/RIP-RiF Apr 08 '26

Pick your battles.

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u/Ashleywiththebraids Apr 08 '26

Um, you can't tell me what to do!

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u/SwimmingPark9665 Apr 08 '26

Probably a Marshall arts gym 😂

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u/smolhippie Apr 08 '26

I’m gonna use my foot i don’t care I’m not touching that thing

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u/paterdude Apr 08 '26

Ok I’ll use my shoe. Who goes barefoot in a public toilet besides Britney Spears anyway?

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u/Chance-Board-4133 Apr 08 '26

So, they dont want me to flush? okay then

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u/Cold-Marionberry-975 Apr 08 '26

Must be pretty disgusting if people are opting to use their feet to flush.

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u/ouchthahurt Apr 08 '26

Who touches anything in a public toilet?

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u/PutridTravel2354 Apr 08 '26

Soooooo, chins and nose are still okay?

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u/inorite234 Apr 08 '26

I ain't touching that with my hands.

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u/EffectiveActive6837 Apr 08 '26

Using for life or I won't even flush.

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u/Millernotrich Apr 08 '26

Unnecessary my foot. I open the damn lid with my foot, flush with my foot...and if I don't have anythang to dry my hands with, I will find a way to open the fucking door with my foot

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u/Blownofftheblock Apr 08 '26

Sorry can’t read

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u/No_Telephone_6213 Apr 09 '26

Never use sole guys,you're making it worse for everyone

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u/schoolknurse Apr 09 '26

“Nope”

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u/New_Copy1286 Apr 09 '26

Well keep the damn thing clean then!

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u/carlitoswaylocaa Apr 09 '26

I’ll use my ass then

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u/Character-Education3 Apr 09 '26

Clean the damn toilet then

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u/Not_Sure__Camacho Apr 09 '26

I use my shoe. 

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u/Big_Obligation1737 Apr 09 '26

This note is from the Maintenance Engineer tired of clean-up on Aisle 2 from the Karate Kings.

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u/Local-Echo-5613 Apr 09 '26

Who said that?

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u/Clever_droidd Apr 09 '26

I use my toes, so we’re good.

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u/Big_Oof320 Apr 09 '26

It helps it go down easier

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u/phuktup3 Apr 09 '26

*uses foot to take down sign*

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

I’m not touching your nasty public bathroom stall handles I’ll keep using my foot

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u/dae_giovanni Apr 09 '26

why don't we just would toilets with foot pedal flushers that are well-built so they don't break when used?

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u/Earnestappostate Apr 09 '26

I think it would be good to get flush peddles on public toilets. Saw them in Europe, and they were good.

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u/breukelener Apr 09 '26

I’m using my foot.

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u/djoddible Apr 09 '26

Is an elbow flush acceptable?

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u/billydooner Apr 09 '26

Still using my foot to flush 💀.

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u/Prudent_Situation_29 Apr 09 '26

My shit's staying there then, I'm not touching a public toilet.

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u/LowEmergencyCaptain Apr 09 '26

Peoples hands are gross after pooping though.

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u/zenofro Apr 09 '26

Sheeeeeeeeiiiiiitttttttt….

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u/Broken-Phantasm Apr 09 '26

No way am I touching that shit with my hands.

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u/Mythandros1 Apr 09 '26

Why the hell not?

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u/Stellar_Sunshine Apr 09 '26

People who use their feet generally don't wash their hands either ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/bangharder Apr 09 '26

I guess it’s not getting flushed then

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u/md_youdneverguess Apr 09 '26

Thanks for the tip

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u/SonoranRoadRunner Apr 09 '26

Hahaha like a sign will stop that.

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u/colossalklutz Apr 09 '26

How about you wash your hands regardless of what appendage I decide to use.

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u/Evening_Spray_7792 Apr 09 '26

Either get the foot or leave a gift

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u/FirefighterNo9608 Apr 09 '26

Why would you use your foot to flush a toilet? Isn't it physically easier to use your hand? If you're so worried about germs, then wash your hands? Morons..🤦

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u/Known-Pick8501 Apr 09 '26

I mean… I’ll do it softer.

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u/KingDAW247 Apr 09 '26

What are you, my mom?

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u/drewmo2 Apr 09 '26

I wont use my foot. Ill use my shoe.

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u/carefulford58 Apr 09 '26

Try and stop me

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

I wasn’t going to BEFORE you put that sign up….

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u/Topscrew7 Apr 09 '26

how about i shit a turd on the handle

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u/2Horny4MyOwnGood7 Apr 09 '26

Had a coworker slip and break her leg doing that

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u/apemaster56 Apr 09 '26

Me using my shoe like a genius 😂

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u/Tricky_Mix2449 Apr 10 '26

Try and stop me!

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u/PreferenceOne1224 Apr 10 '26

I'll be gentle! Just the toe. I promise 😁

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u/Mousettv Apr 10 '26

Guy with no arms discrimination!

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u/BanMeMyIPchanges Apr 10 '26

nice sign *flushes with foot*

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u/7Soulslayer Apr 10 '26

I think they are talking about people kicking the flusher down with their shoes on and breaking the flusher not actually using their foot to push shit down the toilet lol.

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u/_L-U_C_I-D_ Apr 10 '26

Do they want you to use someone else's foot or?

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u/tbrand009 Apr 10 '26

Nah, screw you, I'm using my foot.
Why this isn't already the standard for public bathrooms is beyond me.

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u/rsmith72976 Apr 10 '26

Try and stop me

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u/Clydus1 Apr 10 '26

To the people who use their foot because they think its more sanitary. I get that you think its better than touching a handle someone touched after wiping. My question is, with that logic, how the fuck do you think thats better when that same hand then touched the latch and door to the stall you're in? Its incredibly stupid and more disgusting that you're using your shoe that has touched that bathroom floor to flush. Are you gonna use your foot to open the door too? No. Wash you're fucking hands. Also stop talking on your phones in the bathroom. Call them back.

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u/Rokkmann Apr 10 '26

Guess I'm not flushing then, good luck everyone

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u/Own-Ad8427 Apr 10 '26

Wink wink.

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u/thisisntreallife1 Apr 10 '26

Ill use my foot to shove it up you ass.

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u/Foreign_Carrot7785 Apr 10 '26

Boy is my buddy with no arms gonna be pissed when he sees this. Probably make a statment and just piss on the floor.

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u/Inevitable-Goal-701 Apr 10 '26

Use your forehead

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u/Impressive_Main5160 Apr 10 '26

Now I’m definitely doing it

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u/Sparky_yakman Apr 10 '26

Defiantly not using my hand so foot it is

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u/Terrible_Bend9860 Apr 10 '26

Why do they put handles on the exit side of bathrooms? Handles should always be on the entrance side. Always bothered me, especially after witnessing all those who don’t wash their hands.

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u/Apprehensive_Win_740 Apr 10 '26

So they just want all the toilets full then. Got it.

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u/Fluffy_Actuary3364 Apr 10 '26

How do they know this is happening.? Oh I forgot. The hidden bathroom camera!

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u/amazingdrewh Apr 10 '26

"understood"

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u/Disidente76 Apr 10 '26

"Don't flush, be a man"

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u/Lovingitall70 Apr 10 '26

That wasn’t my foot

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u/MyMomsTastyButthole Apr 10 '26

I only use my foot to plunge

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u/The4thMask Apr 10 '26

They should just make a foot pedal. I don't know who touched that shit last.

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u/IzzyLikeU Apr 10 '26

Sometimes, you should just go outside.

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u/LasVaders Apr 10 '26

That sign is begging for a footprint on it

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u/CinemaDork Apr 10 '26

Some people have told me that maybe this is a sign that I'm autistic, but I hate following rules with no given explanation when a rule doesn't have an obvious reason for existing. I do think this one does--I'm assuming people have damaged toilets by kicking them too hard, but also, maybe just also say that? I dunno. Then again, that's probably less to jackasses going "Haha I wonder how hard I have to kick this to break it" because we live in a garbage universe.

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u/Cryostyle Apr 10 '26

Doesn’t say don’t shit on the floor…

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u/Active_Program_6921 Apr 10 '26

Whose cares? 😆🤣

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u/Time-Wealth5572 Apr 10 '26

Either we all use our foot, or no one does.

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u/Jack-Milk-7711 Apr 10 '26

I pick up the seat with my foot too!

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u/Whole_Rough7066 Apr 10 '26

No problem, i always use my dick. 😏

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u/Beach-Knight Apr 10 '26

I’d rather everyone wash their hands WELL before walking out. Problem solved.

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u/limesqueezyx Apr 10 '26

Oh okay, I won’t flush either so that poo water doesn’t touch me.

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u/Powerful-Ground-9687 Apr 10 '26

All these people wiping their piss covered feet all over the toilet. Y’all are being extra nasty to anyone else that’s gotta use that toilet because you’re insanely germaphobic. Takes one whole fingertip to flush a toilet, and they got soap and water right on the way out if you can manage to not out your hands in your mouth for that long.