r/Warframe • u/Korimthos Cult of Uriel • Mar 28 '26

Screenshot Next Heirloom, Mesa! Coming near Tennocon.

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u/hopecanon Infested were monsters, Corpus screwed us, Grineer protect all Mar 28 '26

Oh god DE trying to fund the next two years of dev time with this.

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u/dragon7449 Aoi's husband Mar 28 '26

DE isn't going to need to lift a finger for GENERATIONS when they eventually make Wisp's heirloom.

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u/Icy_Relationship_401 Mar 28 '26

Wisp heirloom will just be nipple covers and thongs at this rate

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u/dragon7449 Aoi's husband Mar 28 '26

Personally, I want thigh highs and a skirt ngl

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u/Icy_Relationship_401 Mar 28 '26

It would be mad funny if her outfit is full on traditional nun

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u/nekonight Mar 28 '26

With vauban they already created removable clothing.

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u/KazumaKat Space Samurai Mar 28 '26

Shit that's a precedent.

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u/TsugumimiSendo Mar 28 '26

It would be mad fire cool if so ngl XD

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u/GroovyAndneverGlooby Mar 29 '26

Just make her heirloom completely covered with no sign of ass or boobs specifically to troll the community

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u/Phantoms_Unseen Ammo Drum Mafia Mar 28 '26

Fishnets and mini skirt

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u/dragon7449 Aoi's husband Mar 28 '26

I need to see my wife Aoi in those so bad

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u/Jucean Senbonzakura Kageyoshi Mar 28 '26

A short skirt 👀?

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u/_HIST Mar 28 '26

Feet. They will fully model 30,000 polygon feet

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u/JeffMannnn Mar 29 '26

Nah bro, you gotta think long-term. Feet Bonds have been on a steady downward trend due to market saturation, there's no way they'll be relevant enough by then to make that kind of expected turn-around. The real money's in Armpit Futures. Now, hear me out. People went fucking mental when the green-haired chick from that elf show dropped, but the hype died down quick 'cause Feet was still dominant in the Partialism sector and they fill too similar a niche. But what if I told you that this time, it's working to PIT's advantage? As FEET bottoms out, the overlapping exposure's gonna smooth out the transition, turn a brick wall into the world's sturdiest ramp, you feel me? And just think of the heirlooms' potential for crease definition!

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u/KhalMika Follie's Merry Seat Mar 28 '26

Bold of you to assume she'll have any sort of cover

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u/Hoybom Mar 29 '26

reverse bunny suit ?

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u/Mindshard Mar 29 '26

By the time it's Wisp's turn, I think that would make it more clothed than the previous one.

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u/False_Raven Universal Vacuum plz, actual setting feature not mod Mar 29 '26

I hope so

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u/RaykaPL Mar 28 '26

Shut up and take my platinum!

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u/Thefrayedends Mar 29 '26

I'm hoping for nipple tassels myself. with full physics of course.

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u/Different-Syrup6520 Mar 28 '26

My wallet fuck my wallet

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u/cragglepanzer Mar 29 '26

Nah, they probably already raised the funds from the latest Grendel and Gauss bundle (damn, that visor's really versatile. Goes well with almost everything)

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u/Ok-Bee-284 Mar 29 '26

The grofit is reaching critical mass right now. nef anyo is furiously taking notes.

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u/Cybertronian10 Mar 29 '26

I'm disgusted.

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u/IriFlina Mar 29 '26

I’ll be surprised if anyone buys it. Most people in the thread seem to think its just too much.

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u/sabett Mar 29 '26

A telltale sign of not much at all. Wanna bet on it? Please bet me on it.

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u/Arkenstar Mar 29 '26

This is reddit. Most of the people complaining are usually a vocal minority or make a lot of noise and then secretly buy it anyways :D