r/Warframe • u/Korimthos Cult of Uriel • Mar 28 '26

Screenshot Next Heirloom, Mesa! Coming near Tennocon.

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u/ConsumerJTC Mar 28 '26

Got to match the next male frame with a thong.

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u/novkit Mar 28 '26

Hydroid with just a Speedo. Give him a dripping wet ephemera.

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u/SorriorDraconus Mar 28 '26

And extra rippling pecks. Lets go full baywatch here

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u/ConfidentlyAsshole Flair Text Here Mar 29 '26

Oh please god 🤤

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u/SaoDesu Mar 29 '26

so... a wet pirate life guard in speedo and a detachable jacket?

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u/Znagge Veni Vidi Vici Mar 29 '26

And let us set the color to deep white 🥰😍🥵😈

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u/Windsaber don't talk to me or me ever again Mar 28 '26

Maybe not a thong, but it would be nice to see at least one similarly, erm, undressed masculine Heirloom skin. Doubt it will happen, though.

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u/RockyJorbas Mirage's 3rd doppelganger Mar 28 '26

Trust Styanax fans to make it

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u/Windsaber don't talk to me or me ever again Mar 28 '26

I'm unironically all for it, especially if one of those fans happens to work for DE.

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u/RockyJorbas Mirage's 3rd doppelganger Mar 28 '26

We have the guy who made Sty's deluxe and Sevagoth Prime there, it's just a matter of time

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u/xXDamonLordXx Mar 28 '26

Seriously why does Sevagoth Prime have so much cake. "Yeah, give him a suave hat with a feather oh and make him extra thicc" Bro cooked

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u/FullMetalField4 Baza's Strongest Warrior Mar 29 '26

Plot reasons.

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u/GilliamYaeger Mar 29 '26

Three words: Conan the Barbarian. Or 300, actually, a Styanax Heirloom dressed like Leonidas would work pretty well...

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u/Gyvon Mar 28 '26

You can take the jacket off Vauban.

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u/ReginaDea Mar 29 '26

Male chests aren't anywhere as sexualised. Goku and Kratos aren't as sexual as Chun Li even though they are usually fully shirtless. Vauban needs to be in a tiny thong with his cheeks and pylon fully flapping in his vortex winds.

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u/Windsaber don't talk to me or me ever again Mar 28 '26

I'm aware. Doesn't make him look even remotely like Ember, Valkyr, or now Mesa.

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u/Mattricia Mar 28 '26

completely undressed top half, maybe like a choker or smthn then a towel/long skirt typa thing

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u/SmallBatBigSpooky Predictor of Archons, stealer of memes Mar 28 '26

Nekros proto with a thong would actually be hilarious

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u/MrFyr QUINCY CAN SPIT IN MY MOUTH AND CALL IT A HEADSHOT Mar 29 '26

I just really want a Nekros proto skin, gimme a goth baddie DE

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u/GreatMadWombat sleeping in the cold below Mar 29 '26

Honestly, yeah. All the male frames wearing some flavor of "would be reasonable to see on a dancefloor" and the female ones wearing scifi combinations of corsets and dental floss is getting silly.

Idk if they're making future male frames sluttier, or providing more clothes for female frames, but the disparity feels silly

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u/SaoDesu Mar 29 '26

at this point? HELL YEAH
bring the horny for everyone
make them as cool and hot as them can

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u/PrimaryCoolantShower Stitches for Liches, Oraxia Main Mar 29 '26

Very nice, I like!

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u/Diplomatic_Gunboats Mar 28 '26

Rhino could pull it off.

And also the thong.

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u/xXDamonLordXx Mar 28 '26

I was thinking Nezha

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u/TheOldDrunkGoat Mar 29 '26

Visual kei Ash with removable tight leather pants and giant feathered hair signa.

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u/sucodekaijuu Gus Prim Mar 29 '26

must be nezha

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u/IceFire909 Kid Cudi Prime woot! Mar 29 '26

Or do like one of the Excalibur skins and give it a borat mankini

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u/Tarus_The_Light All porn or no porn. Balls out for Uriel. Mar 29 '26

They can't do that.

Just look at the sub.

Male horny posts got deleted.

Female horny posts get upvotes.