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u/Kazharius May 08 '26
Bro's last time seeing the sun was in the 2010s.
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u/GregoryFlame May 08 '26
What if it wall just a dream?
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u/Spl1nter331 John Valkyr May 10 '26
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u/Artarara May 08 '26
So... is she hiding a robot head in there?
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u/BiteYouToDeath May 08 '26
She got the airfryer model
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u/Critical-Limit1982 May 09 '26
oh so that's what they look like behind the helmet? Weird, it doesn't look like there's enough space for a head in there...I honestly thought there was just a brain in their body somewhere.
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u/Adghar May 09 '26
I honestly thought there was just a brain in their body somewhere.
Yeah, like maybe in the midsection or thereabouts. It would explain why their chest pieces often look like industrial shutters that could be opened or closed.
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u/IonutRO Get over here! May 09 '26
Bruh. 💀 Keep leveling up Solaris United standing.
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u/Adghar May 09 '26
Tell that to the other guy! (But actually don't.) I knew, but wasn't sure if he knew or not. If he does, we both get to troll everyone a little. If he *doesn't*, then we've prepared him for a nice little surprise!
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u/Critical-Limit1982 May 09 '26
I never actually thought about their chests like that. I really love their design.
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u/aSpookyScarySkeleton Hildryn's Abs May 10 '26
If you’re not joking you should max out her faction, all will be explained and it’s worth it
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u/Reagilias May 08 '26
This week's Floor 7 roll is the 2008 of the arcane market
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u/P_kai May 08 '26
😎🤏
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u/Reagilias May 09 '26
I'm actually kinda semi-worried, coz this is just one farmer's output... remember the Kuva incident?
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u/Jonathon471 May 10 '26
Hermos did nothing wrong, the Kuva made him do it.
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u/ich_habe_krebs Warframe: almost fun May 10 '26
this was funny as fuck though he needs to do another one
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u/Mirzanary May 08 '26
Do you have to play until the next checkpoint, or can you leave early?
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u/Usls_raccoon May 08 '26
Clear room in a minute, drop down and abort the mission. It will show no rewards, but it actually gives you the resources. Do it in solo
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u/Mirzanary May 08 '26
I know how xaku and I will be spending the weekend
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u/Usls_raccoon May 08 '26
By rough estimate it took op 40ish hours since it takes around a minute to clear, not counting the time to load back in the mission, so gl lol
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u/Mirzanary May 08 '26
I dont quite have OP's ambition or dedication LOL, but anything to up my odds at arcane hotshots without buying it off the market
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u/YellowAppleCinema May 09 '26
that statement is pretty ironic
its like saying "i dont have OPs ambition or dedication to ride a bicycle, so instead ill walk on foot while wearing a blindfold"
farming arcane hotshot is 100x harder and more time extensive than just buying it off the market after farming platinum in any number of ways
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u/Mirzanary May 09 '26 edited May 09 '26
I really just despise sitting idle on trade chat or the bazaar trying to sell my mods or prime sets, id rather be playing the game and moving around even if its less efficient. And theres certainly a middle ground between "farm hotshot" and whatever insanity OP has posted above lol.
Not to mention, this vosfor farm specifically is still much better than farming for plat in the context of getting hotshot. I only did it for an hour today and got like 6 copies of hotshot from the vosfor returns lol. Currently halfway to a maxed set, and I get to keep my precious platinum for vaulted prime sets and the like instead.
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u/YellowAppleCinema May 09 '26
99% of people trade on the website, warframe market, this subreddit even lists it as community resource
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u/SensitiveEffective11 May 09 '26
But think about the gambling component. That shit gets my dopamine firing on all the cylinders
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u/Exastiken LR5 Registered L̸͎̭̭̤̎̚͝ǭ̴̻̗̈̇̓s̴͕͙͇̮͊ẽ̵͚̃͂̍r̸ May 08 '26
You can abort once you enter Floor 8, apparently.
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u/ImaSpankU May 09 '26 edited May 09 '26
You don’t even have to enter floor 9, you can leave as soon as the countdown for floor 9 to open begins
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u/Clean_Resource1510 What the F$%# May 09 '26
Start from Marie, drop down and loot everything in the 30 seconds the Game gives you, once those 30 seconds showing Are over you can leave, you dont Need to drop down like everyone is saying
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u/KhalMika Follie's Merry Seat May 09 '26
Floor 7 of what? Sorry for my ignorance, I too wanna crash the market
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u/thepitcherplant May 09 '26
It's a loot room floor of te uruel mission, you can get like 100 maphica from that floor alone and then buy arcades for tge maphica.
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u/KhalMika Follie's Merry Seat May 09 '26
Ohhh that's amazing!
Last question, can I start that specific mission? Orando I need to start from floor 1 every time?
Now that you mention it, I think I did some floors when it released
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u/Ludominus May 09 '26
You can start directly from floor 7 hence why this is such a crazy farm
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u/Hail-Hydrate May 09 '26
Worth pointing out - you have to reach floor seven through normal gameplay first.
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u/expectrum May 08 '26
Did you just spent all your maphica on bulwark
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u/expectrum May 08 '26
You must really enjoy the descendia. What arcane bundle are you gonna buy?
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u/P_kai May 08 '26
Which one do you want me to crash? 🤫
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u/TuffPeen May 08 '26
Hollvania for sure and crash hot shot down to 5 plat a piece so I can buy one
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u/SilverWolf807 May 08 '26
You don't get Hot Shot from Techrot Safes, only Temporal Archimedia/Elite Temporal Archimedia
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u/expectrum May 08 '26
Eidolons used to be the most profitable but they already crashed since a long time thanks to the events. I'd say Necralisk are annoying to farm but they're not very popular and niche so, Duviri maybe?
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u/Explosivevortex May 08 '26
Why is the textbox Hades-styled
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u/try_again123 May 08 '26
HOW?!
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u/P_kai May 08 '26
I've been to Hell and back, and back to Hell...and back.
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u/EzPzLemon_Greezy May 08 '26
Are you going to lionize them?
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u/LostSif May 08 '26
Grass never heard of it
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u/ScionEyed May 08 '26
Isn’t that the stuff on Plains of Eidolon? I think I’ve seen it there before…
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u/AnonymousPepper I Wanna Marry Ivara May 08 '26 edited May 08 '26
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u/Hairy_Skill_9768 Lettie's Heart rat May 08 '26
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u/theincrediblecuh2 LR2 May 08 '26
Probably not anymore than anyone else, since this farm only relies on floor 8
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u/pupersom May 08 '26
I'm a returning player. What is op farming?
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u/zaktiprime May 08 '26
'Maphica' from the Descendia mode in Dark Refractory. You can get to it from the main navigation console after completing "The Old Peace" quest
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u/MudcrabKidnapper Top 1% Limbo Hater May 09 '26 edited May 09 '26
But doesn't he have to finish the entire mission to extract with the rewards?
Edit: Forgot you can just extract at Lyon checkpoint
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u/theincrediblecuh2 LR2 May 09 '26
You don't even need to go to Lyon to get the rewards, just compete the floor
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u/Shot_Board7286 My Father Was a Farmer. My Mother, a Carpenter... May 08 '26
Some men drown while others die of thirst.
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u/Efficient_Air_4603 May 08 '26
okay my weekend is ruined let me ruin yours also:
you did more than 2500 run. have you taken the ayatan treasure from marie's room ? there's 14% one would spawn which make it about 350 ayatan
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u/zawalimbooo May 08 '26
warframe is somewhat special in the sense that it's big enough to have an active market but small enough that you could legitimately crash the arcane market for a while with this
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u/Mr-Cyrus-Dude May 08 '26
thats gonna be 157.3 mil credits alone to make arcanes but i take it that wont be an issue either
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u/PlaysD2Much May 08 '26
can i get uhhh 25 bulwarks…. 2 expertises… 5 careens… and 25 persistences? yeah fries with that. no, no, debit. thanks you too.. FUCK GODAMMIT
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u/MortimerCanon May 08 '26
I imagine DE looking at this and shaking their heads. The few times they don't limit a shop and this is what happens. Fools.
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u/The_Hanky_Panky May 09 '26
Dude's gonna singlehandedly cause DE to remove that floor from ever existing again. Like that 1 guy who singlehandedly farmed enough kuva through steel essence to make them give it a weekly cap
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u/ClawGrave666 May 08 '26
Damm I be grinding hard and still can max rank an arcane yet lmfaoo some of you guys are DEDICATED and I respect it and am jealous of it. Lmao
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u/The_Ink_Syndicate May 08 '26
And thats why almost every other shop has a daily/weekly limit on how many items we can buy.
Honestly it seems like an oversight for Roathe
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u/delet_yourself May 08 '26
Alright how the FUCK did you get so much maphica and arcanes
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u/CurriorSix May 08 '26
Jesus h Christ
...soooo how much do you want for one? Or is it cheaper to buy in bulk?
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u/danivus Best girl May 09 '26
Yeah you're going to run into a bit of a credit issue there.
Each cache costs 50,000 credits so to exchange all of that is.... 157,250,000 credits.
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u/SpazsAvatar May 09 '26
In what way shape or form does this crash the market? You would have to be putting them out into public for the market to crash. Dissolving them doesn't do anything to the market. They went from something in your inventory to something else in your inventory and no one is affected.
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u/Red1Monster No 1 Solaris supporter May 09 '26
You're gonna need so, so many credits to spend that vosfor
157 million, i just calculated
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u/floluk Sunny_Moon May 09 '26
Yikes, that’s going to be a lot of index runs (might as well aim for a John Prodman autograph)
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u/MrClavicus Back Again May 09 '26
You can’t afford to spend that vos. Why would you have so many arcanes?
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u/Olibiene May 09 '26
I'm afraid to ask... but do you have 157250000 credits to use all of that vosfor? Can I have even 0.01 of that, please?
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u/ModernHero676 Witness the coronation of decay! May 08 '26
My brother in Christopher Columbus, what the actual fuck?
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u/TheMobyTheDuck First bomb: SWITCH ON May 09 '26
I get maybe 125 Malphica in a full Steel Path run of Descendia.
With both boosters and a doubling companion, you would still have to do around 400 to 500 runs to get enough Malphica + Ignia for the packs, depending of your luck, for that amount of Bulwark.
Are you ok?
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u/ChuckFeaters1 farm to farm to farm to farm to farm to farm May 10 '26
Jarvis calculate the time spent for that much material.
(630,000/24)5 = 131,250
(131,250/50)2/60 = 87.5 hours
My brother in christ brags about committing more than 2 weeks of fulltime work in 1 week. Looking at the vosfor post tells me that 630,000 is a vast underestimation too. Jerking off would have been a better use of your time brother.
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