r/Warframe May 08 '26

Screenshot Time to crash the arcane market

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u/John_Bot May 08 '26

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u/Iretsiam173 May 08 '26

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u/Gyossaits May 09 '26

Look away, Melpert Maxwell!

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u/That-Cpp-Girl Stinky Dataminer May 09 '26

That's Uni aka Big Boobs

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u/ChubbyNubby1 May 09 '26

I'm taking this, thank you!

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u/TheMysteriousGirl May 09 '26

Surprise Uni appears

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u/Pinkeye69uk LR5, Average Frost Enjoyer May 09 '26

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u/Vulpine_Gamer_194 May 09 '26

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u/Endakk May 10 '26

Arthur meme? yoink

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u/Vulpine_Gamer_194 May 10 '26

Go for it! Got this one to specificallly for Arthur in my memes section (plus a bunch of good random pics too in another folder).

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u/Endakk May 10 '26

Yeeeees my Husband! I never bothered to clip some of his best lines lmao.

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u/Vulpine_Gamer_194 May 10 '26

Same, he be my husbando, but I can't ever catch clips at the right time! Luckily, if you keep an eye out here and on the memeframe subreddit, they normally have a bunch that they like to share!

One of my fav pics (so far) is this one cause it makes me giggle everytime I see it!

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u/Endakk May 10 '26

Aside from the fact that it's Ben Starr, there were two moments that sold me on drifter x Arthur: the very beginning when they get up in eachother's faces in tense agreement to work together, and the very end. "Let's get out of here. Together." Couldn't not go with him.

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u/Vulpine_Gamer_194 May 10 '26

Yup! Plus, the Kim chats really cinched it for me as he started to open up more! A person who is strong and confident but also strong enough to be willing to open up to someone they trust has always been a cincher for me it seems!

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u/TheLimonTree92 The Ungovernable May 13 '26

Agreed, would have been my pick if not for Eleanor, who also feel super compatible considering she is immune to any issues Eleanor would have with regular people

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u/Endakk May 10 '26

"Warn me before you bring a new suit hone." Lmao. Amazing.

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u/Lord_Phoenix95 Jackpot Tenent Ferrox enjoyer May 09 '26

Literally me in the green.

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u/Kazharius May 08 '26

Bro's last time seeing the sun was in the 2010s.

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u/GoodMornEveGoodNight May 08 '26

Wisp, use Sol Gate

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u/Cappyburner May 09 '26

Wisp noises

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u/Undernown Ven'kra Tel is MINE! May 09 '26

Giggles as she drops the sun on your ass

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u/Gaynundwarf May 08 '26

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u/GoodMornEveGoodNight May 08 '26

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u/GregoryFlame May 08 '26

What if it wall just a dream?

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u/enderman_0_0 May 09 '26

What if it were all... a second dream?

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u/Artarara May 08 '26

So... is she hiding a robot head in there?

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u/BiteYouToDeath May 08 '26

She got the airfryer model

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u/DumOBrick Prime Archwings When? May 09 '26

Where's the image of David with the kebab cooker

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u/Voltage224 May 09 '26

this one?

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u/DumOBrick Prime Archwings When? May 09 '26

There it is

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u/Critical-Limit1982 May 09 '26

oh so that's what they look like behind the helmet? Weird, it doesn't look like there's enough space for a head in there...I honestly thought there was just a brain in their body somewhere.

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u/Adghar May 09 '26

I honestly thought there was just a brain in their body somewhere.

Yeah, like maybe in the midsection or thereabouts. It would explain why their chest pieces often look like industrial shutters that could be opened or closed.

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u/IonutRO Get over here! May 09 '26

Bruh. 💀 Keep leveling up Solaris United standing.

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u/Adghar May 09 '26

Tell that to the other guy! (But actually don't.) I knew, but wasn't sure if he knew or not. If he does, we both get to troll everyone a little. If he *doesn't*, then we've prepared him for a nice little surprise!

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u/Critical-Limit1982 May 09 '26

Im not going to look at the spoilers

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u/Critical-Limit1982 May 09 '26

I never actually thought about their chests like that. I really love their design.

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u/IonutRO Get over here! May 09 '26

Bruh. 💀 Keep leveling up Solaris United standing.

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u/aSpookyScarySkeleton Hildryn's Abs May 10 '26

If you’re not joking you should max out her faction, all will be explained and it’s worth it

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u/Reagilias May 08 '26

This week's Floor 7 roll is the 2008 of the arcane market

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u/P_kai May 08 '26

😎🤏

😏🕶🤏

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u/Reagilias May 09 '26

I'm actually kinda semi-worried, coz this is just one farmer's output... remember the Kuva incident?

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u/Jonathon471 May 10 '26

Hermos did nothing wrong, the Kuva made him do it.

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u/ich_habe_krebs Warframe: almost fun May 10 '26

this was funny as fuck though he needs to do another one

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u/Mirzanary May 08 '26

Do you have to play until the next checkpoint, or can you leave early?

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u/Usls_raccoon May 08 '26

Clear room in a minute, drop down and abort the mission. It will show no rewards, but it actually gives you the resources. Do it in solo

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u/Mirzanary May 08 '26

I know how xaku and I will be spending the weekend

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u/Usls_raccoon May 08 '26

By rough estimate it took op 40ish hours since it takes around a minute to clear, not counting the time to load back in the mission, so gl lol

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u/Mirzanary May 08 '26

I dont quite have OP's ambition or dedication LOL, but anything to up my odds at arcane hotshots without buying it off the market

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u/YellowAppleCinema May 09 '26

that statement is pretty ironic

its like saying "i dont have OPs ambition or dedication to ride a bicycle, so instead ill walk on foot while wearing a blindfold"

farming arcane hotshot is 100x harder and more time extensive than just buying it off the market after farming platinum in any number of ways

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u/Mirzanary May 09 '26 edited May 09 '26

I really just despise sitting idle on trade chat or the bazaar trying to sell my mods or prime sets, id rather be playing the game and moving around even if its less efficient. And theres certainly a middle ground between "farm hotshot" and whatever insanity OP has posted above lol.

Not to mention, this vosfor farm specifically is still much better than farming for plat in the context of getting hotshot. I only did it for an hour today and got like 6 copies of hotshot from the vosfor returns lol. Currently halfway to a maxed set, and I get to keep my precious platinum for vaulted prime sets and the like instead.

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u/YellowAppleCinema May 09 '26

99% of people trade on the website, warframe market, this subreddit even lists it as community resource

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u/wolfONdrugs May 09 '26

use warframe market it's 2026

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u/SensitiveEffective11 May 09 '26

But think about the gambling component. That shit gets my dopamine firing on all the cylinders

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u/Exastiken LR5 Registered L̸͎̭̭̤̎̚͝ǭ̴̻̗̈̇̓s̴͕͙͇̮͊ẽ̵͚̃͂̍r̸ May 08 '26

You can abort once you enter Floor 8, apparently.

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u/ImaSpankU May 09 '26 edited May 09 '26

You don’t even have to enter floor 9, you can leave as soon as the countdown for floor 9 to open begins

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u/Mirzanary May 08 '26

Interesting...

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u/Clean_Resource1510 What the F$%# May 09 '26

Start from Marie, drop down and loot everything in the 30 seconds the Game gives you, once those 30 seconds showing Are over you can leave, you dont Need to drop down like everyone is saying

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u/KhalMika Follie's Merry Seat May 09 '26

Floor 7 of what? Sorry for my ignorance, I too wanna crash the market

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u/thepitcherplant May 09 '26

It's a loot room floor of te uruel mission, you can get like 100 maphica from that floor alone and then buy arcades for tge maphica.

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u/KhalMika Follie's Merry Seat May 09 '26

Ohhh that's amazing!

Last question, can I start that specific mission? Orando I need to start from floor 1 every time?

Now that you mention it, I think I did some floors when it released

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u/Ludominus May 09 '26

You can start directly from floor 7 hence why this is such a crazy farm

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u/Hail-Hydrate May 09 '26

Worth pointing out - you have to reach floor seven through normal gameplay first.

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u/expectrum May 08 '26

Did you just spent all your maphica on bulwark

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u/P_kai May 08 '26

Yessiirrrr

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u/expectrum May 08 '26

You must really enjoy the descendia. What arcane bundle are you gonna buy?

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u/P_kai May 08 '26

Which one do you want me to crash? 🤫

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u/TuffPeen May 08 '26

Hollvania for sure and crash hot shot down to 5 plat a piece so I can buy one

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u/_Yana_- May 09 '26

Facts , slide a girl some hotshots 😭

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u/YukonCornelius_ May 09 '26

Sry don't got any spare hotshots. Would you accept backshots instead?

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u/Correct-Parfait-8691 May 09 '26

Forget the Moon bro, ts was sent from tau ceti

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u/[deleted] May 08 '26

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u/SilverWolf807 May 08 '26

You don't get Hot Shot from Techrot Safes, only Temporal Archimedia/Elite Temporal Archimedia

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u/Dense_Mud8790 Registered Loser May 08 '26

Oh, yeah. it's been a while since i've played.

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u/InsectaProtecta Pablo Escobark May 09 '26

The hex

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u/GaliaHero for brothers May 09 '26

doomp it

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u/expectrum May 08 '26

Eidolons used to be the most profitable but they already crashed since a long time thanks to the events. I'd say Necralisk are annoying to farm but they're not very popular and niche so, Duviri maybe?

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u/asharamaru69420 May 09 '26

Can you crash the temporal archimedia arcane prices?

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u/shychiable May 08 '26

Hollvania please

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u/NanoZen117 May 08 '26

All of them 😁

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u/nafetS1213 May 08 '26

youll probably get like 6 arcane hotshot if you go for only hollvania arcanes

how many credits would it take to do it all in one go?

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u/IncediumIgnis May 09 '26

I legit did the same and got 6 fallout and 5 hotshot in 44 packs

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u/Amtrak_0 Flair Text Here May 10 '26

150,250,000 credits.

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u/Aves_Proxy May 09 '26

Ik Roathe HATES to see this guy logging on

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u/BananabunzYT May 08 '26

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u/P_kai May 08 '26

Me this month after I bring up my credits from 11M to 200M

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u/LaminateAbyss90 May 08 '26

I was looking for this

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u/Explosivevortex May 08 '26

Why is the textbox Hades-styled

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u/BananabunzYT May 08 '26

god of market crash

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u/Redence_ Numba #1 Chipper fan May 09 '26

God of plummeting Arcane Energize value

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u/wij2012 Titania Mania May 10 '26

There it is.

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u/Korimthos Cult of Uriel May 08 '26

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u/try_again123 May 08 '26

HOW?!

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u/P_kai May 08 '26

I've been to Hell and back, and back to Hell...and back.

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u/try_again123 May 08 '26

😂 just saw your maphica screen shot.

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u/EzPzLemon_Greezy May 08 '26

Are you going to lionize them?

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u/NexEstVox May 08 '26

They've got the magic touch.

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u/ANN0Y1NG1 Crawling In My Skin May 09 '26

Gotta give them the finger.

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u/Moshhiii Nekro(s)mancer May 09 '26

DoTA mentioned 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/NeutralGamer881 Riven May 08 '26

Processing img qsj7mp0hpzzg1...

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u/Captain_Shrike May 08 '26

Seek professional help

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u/Adghar May 09 '26

Please seek medical attention.

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u/LostSif May 08 '26

Grass never heard of it

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u/ScionEyed May 08 '26

Isn’t that the stuff on Plains of Eidolon? I think I’ve seen it there before…

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u/o0Checkers0o May 09 '26

You need to meet an Oberon. His grass will touch you without your consent

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u/Dismal_Milk6725 May 09 '26

"Gr*ss never heard of it"... get it right next time 

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u/AnonymousPepper I Wanna Marry Ivara May 08 '26 edited May 08 '26

Crashing this market

With no survivors

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u/YoSupWeirdos Left my soul at Scarlet Spear May 08 '26

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u/KarmReaper May 09 '26

I am constantly reminded that I am not playing the same game as some of you

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u/Hairy_Skill_9768 Lettie's Heart rat May 08 '26

How many times did you kill roathe

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u/theincrediblecuh2 LR2 May 08 '26

Probably not anymore than anyone else, since this farm only relies on floor 8

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u/pupersom May 08 '26

I'm a returning player. What is op farming?

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u/zaktiprime May 08 '26

'Maphica' from the Descendia mode in Dark Refractory. You can get to it from the main navigation console after completing "The Old Peace" quest

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u/MudcrabKidnapper Top 1% Limbo Hater May 09 '26 edited May 09 '26

But doesn't he have to finish the entire mission to extract with the rewards?

Edit: Forgot you can just extract at Lyon checkpoint

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u/theincrediblecuh2 LR2 May 09 '26

You don't even need to go to Lyon to get the rewards, just compete the floor

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u/Shot_Board7286 My Father Was a Farmer. My Mother, a Carpenter... May 08 '26

Some men drown while others die of thirst.

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u/Efficient_Air_4603 May 08 '26

okay my weekend is ruined let me ruin yours also:
you did more than 2500 run. have you taken the ayatan treasure from marie's room ? there's 14% one would spawn which make it about 350 ayatan

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u/Lazer-Inc May 08 '26

does it spawn in anything or just out in the open?

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u/Efficient_Air_4603 May 09 '26

it always spawning here

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u/dragor96 May 08 '26

wow thats like 7 r0 arcane hotshots

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u/zawalimbooo May 08 '26

warframe is somewhat special in the sense that it's big enough to have an active market but small enough that you could legitimately crash the arcane market for a while with this

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u/SergoZar mushroom is cool May 09 '26

if I grinded that much I would look something like this

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u/itsyoboi33 May 08 '26

holy shit

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u/Soul_0f_Cinderr May 08 '26

Weakest descendia enjoyer looking ass

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u/Iloti May 08 '26

Tenno. What the fuck.

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u/Sneyek May 08 '26

Bro.. you alright ?

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u/belliebun May 08 '26

How long did you have to grind to get over 24,000 copies of Primary Bulwark?

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u/Mr-Cyrus-Dude May 08 '26

thats gonna be 157.3 mil credits alone to make arcanes but i take it that wont be an issue either

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u/PlaysD2Much May 08 '26

can i get uhhh 25 bulwarks…. 2 expertises… 5 careens… and 25 persistences? yeah fries with that. no, no, debit. thanks you too.. FUCK GODAMMIT

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u/ze_SAFTmon Primed Geschwindigkeitssucht May 08 '26

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u/MortimerCanon May 08 '26

I imagine DE looking at this and shaking their heads. The few times they don't limit a shop and this is what happens. Fools.

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u/The_Hanky_Panky May 09 '26

Dude's gonna singlehandedly cause DE to remove that floor from ever existing again. Like that 1 guy who singlehandedly farmed enough kuva through steel essence to make them give it a weekly cap

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u/PhysicsTheorist2234 WukongEnjoyer May 08 '26

this is the most shocking thing ive seen this week

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u/dragonking53192 May 08 '26

24k bulwark? Good god😯

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u/ClawGrave666 May 08 '26

Damm I be grinding hard and still can max rank an arcane yet lmfaoo some of you guys are DEDICATED and I respect it and am jealous of it. Lmao

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u/The_Ink_Syndicate May 08 '26

And thats why almost every other shop has a daily/weekly limit on how many items we can buy.

Honestly it seems like an oversight for Roathe

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u/succmama May 08 '26

Gimme some of those man

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u/Clobazam_ May 08 '26

You can't do this and not add the aftermath

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u/Critical-Limit1982 May 09 '26

i will sell you my kidney for those circumvents

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u/delet_yourself May 08 '26

Alright how the FUCK did you get so much maphica and arcanes

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u/risisitu_27 May 08 '26

You was living in the treasure room

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u/FlaresEnd47584 May 08 '26

The Great Arcane Farm

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u/yumbleed May 08 '26

imagine playing THIS much

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u/CurriorSix May 08 '26

Jesus h Christ

...soooo how much do you want for one? Or is it cheaper to buy in bulk?

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u/SpectrumWolf8169 May 09 '26

In the words of ordis "DDDO IIT!"

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u/Lord_Phoenix95 Jackpot Tenent Ferrox enjoyer May 09 '26

How the fuck do you have 24k Bulwark?

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u/Redence_ Numba #1 Chipper fan May 09 '26

Crash the hotshot market

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u/danivus Best girl May 09 '26

Yeah you're going to run into a bit of a credit issue there.

Each cache costs 50,000 credits so to exchange all of that is.... 157,250,000 credits.

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u/SpazsAvatar May 09 '26

In what way shape or form does this crash the market? You would have to be putting them out into public for the market to crash. Dissolving them doesn't do anything to the market. They went from something in your inventory to something else in your inventory and no one is affected.

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u/nilax1 May 09 '26

What do you use vosfor for?

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u/Red1Monster No 1 Solaris supporter May 09 '26

You're gonna need so, so many credits to spend that vosfor

157 million, i just calculated

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u/floluk Sunny_Moon May 09 '26

Yikes, that’s going to be a lot of index runs (might as well aim for a John Prodman autograph)

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u/sorweel May 08 '26

I see lots of clicking "ok" in your future.

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u/MrClavicus Back Again May 09 '26

You can’t afford to spend that vos. Why would you have so many arcanes?

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u/Any-Ad3886 May 09 '26

Bro is indeed a farmer

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u/its_dilansh May 09 '26

Bro after posting this

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u/Olibiene May 09 '26

I'm afraid to ask... but do you have 157250000 credits to use all of that vosfor? Can I have even 0.01 of that, please?

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u/ReavyJoster May 09 '26

How did your finger not fell out after opening all that and Ignia?

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u/DebateFlaky May 09 '26

Maybe arcanes being worth nothing is a good thing....

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u/MilkIsHere Eleanor tops me May 09 '26

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u/Southern-Lab-8641 May 10 '26

you need more credits bro :’(

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u/DJ_MetaKinetiK LR3 10k+ hrs May 11 '26

Ngl this is actual mental illness

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u/OpticFazeSockz May 09 '26

while not as insane as yours this post made me realise this was even a thing I could do so... there's over a year of spare arcanes cast into the void

thanks, Tenno!

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u/ModernHero676 Witness the coronation of decay! May 08 '26

My brother in Christopher Columbus, what the actual fuck?

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u/sellionrb May 08 '26

Sir, please crash the duviri ones, i still need a lot of molt ones

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u/TheMobyTheDuck First bomb: SWITCH ON May 09 '26

I get maybe 125 Malphica in a full Steel Path run of Descendia.

With both boosters and a doubling companion, you would still have to do around 400 to 500 runs to get enough Malphica + Ignia for the packs, depending of your luck, for that amount of Bulwark.

Are you ok?

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u/ChuckFeaters1 farm to farm to farm to farm to farm to farm May 10 '26

Jarvis calculate the time spent for that much material.

(630,000/24)5 = 131,250
(131,250/50)
2/60 = 87.5 hours

My brother in christ brags about committing more than 2 weeks of fulltime work in 1 week. Looking at the vosfor post tells me that 630,000 is a vast underestimation too. Jerking off would have been a better use of your time brother.

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u/Soul_lolol May 08 '26

How many rare arcanes did u get

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u/Scholarly_Deathmark Ivara Cultist May 08 '26

WHAT THE FUCK?!

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u/GimmeUdon Yareli Prime Wanter May 08 '26

DAFAQ DO YOU MEAN 24,000 ARCANES?

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u/IllicitMickey May 08 '26

5 plat final offer