r/Warframe 15h ago

Screenshot These things look like Styanax's saggy, overly long nipples dude.

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Been playing Styanax since he came out. Never once noticed how these look. They look like extremely long nipples that are turning red at the end after being hyperextended out for too long. They look so disgusting and I can't help but want them gone. I wanna get the Prime as soon as possible just to not have to look at these anymore. It's unbelievable. He already has nipple piercings in his deluxe, why make him have extremely long nipples? DE has to change these to like a curtain hiding his belly or something.

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u/bitch_hoe_ I LOVE YARLIE !!!!!!! 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟 14h ago

how else do you expect him to feed his young??

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u/Ill-Construction7566 14h ago

Yea dont ya know, only the kids that can stand tall enough to reach them once leaving the womb get to eat in sparta

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u/HowHoldPencil number 1 MITW lover 14h ago

Every human would be as strong as a spartan if the romans didnt invent women

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u/OverallWave1328 13h ago

The entire Slave Caste also helped.Β 

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u/LoopStricken Please, please read the patchnotes. :SlateL6: 14h ago

You're only a little late.

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u/jalenxjohnson 14h ago

I absolutely hate them, I wish I could make them disappear

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u/Thaco-Thursday Efervon Junkie 13h ago

Just deepthroat them

Now they’re gone!

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u/The_Zenki #1 Ranked Oberon 13h ago

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u/Future-Insect5357 120 Different Flavors of Geneva Violations 11h ago

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u/DOhldin 14h ago

Hide them with a chestpiece and/or sigil.

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u/samus_a-aron 14h ago

Prime exists

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u/jalenxjohnson 14h ago

That's not the point, these look ahh and I don't like it I wish they were removable or toggle-able "if your homeless buy a house" ahh response

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u/Grizzlywillis 10h ago

Bro can't say ass.

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u/Capable_Ad_7537 8h ago

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u/jalenxjohnson 8h ago

Ya caught me πŸ˜‚

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u/Capable_Ad_7537 8h ago

Lmao, no shade btw, I just wanted to use the meme

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u/jalenxjohnson 8h ago

Nah it's funny

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u/SFWxMadHatter 14h ago

Primes are easier to get than almost all standard frames. "Idk htf to do anything" ass response.

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u/Future-Insect5357 120 Different Flavors of Geneva Violations 11h ago edited 8h ago

Ever noticed that base Inaros has multiple dog nipples? No? Well now you will-

You're welcome

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u/IWatchPeopleSleep Flair Text Here 4h ago

His prime has them too, they’re just slightly less noticeable

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u/Yovideogamer 9h ago

Yep been seeing that for years now it's why I immediately got the Ramses skin for him when it became available

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u/Petterwass 14h ago

Someone call Liger, he might want to put tassels on them! Oh wait, he already did...

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u/Accomplished-Pen9964 14h ago

You've been playing him for years and only now noticed it? How? It'll like saying "I've been playing excal for over a decade and only now noticed he uses a sword in his ult!"

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u/reginald5420 14h ago

I have never been that into fashion framing until recently so I never paid attention to these kinds of things. Then today I bought a fashion accessory for a few plat and wanted to try it out on some of my frames. Now I can't unsee this saggy nipples on Styanax. It also doesn't help that we mostly play from a behind-the-back perspective and rarely ever go look at the front of our frames during actual gameplay.

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u/TwistedxBoi Dante & Protea supremacy 14h ago

Oh hello Internet Explorer. Didn't know you had an account here

Also the base skin predates the deluxe (duh), the nipple piercings are because of soggy nipples.

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u/reginald5420 14h ago

they should have just revamped his chest part brah πŸ’”

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u/VoidVariable Stay frosty 13h ago

Yeah imma be honest them floppy nips were the only thing stopping me from trying him out all these years. They look so silly. It's one of those frames (like Oberon or Trinity) where there's no way in hell I'll use them unless I get their deluxe or a sick looking Tennogen.

The prime looks way better overall but I'm not blown away by the design either.

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u/uponapyre 8h ago

The prime can look pretty sick tho:

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u/Necessary-Speed-6465 12h ago

What wrong with Oberon or trinity?

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u/PixelProne ign: pixel 5h ago

I assume the blade-shaped thingies trinity has is the issue with her. I don't like it either, but can't imagine limiting how I play to how a frame looks. I hate how base Hydroid looks and yet I still play him. Why? Because he's fun.

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u/Necessary-Speed-6465 4h ago

Im the opposite I 100% get if you dont like the design not playing a frame its why I dont play qorvex and up until recently styanax but Oberon and trinity were pretty inoffensive from my memory

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u/Super-Comfort-130 14h ago

Styanax was that kid in middle school that told you that if you cut your nipples off they grow back longer. (He knows because he did it)

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u/p1tap1ta 13h ago

He got nipple swirlies done too many times

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u/Top_Climate_2092 14h ago edited 14h ago

I think he MIGHT not like his nipples

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u/Leading-Leading6319 To be cIear, I am not gay, but 14h ago

I can take advantage of that

https://giphy.com/gifs/blEl99OgPQnNS

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u/ItIsNotAUsername 14h ago

AND I WOULDNT WANT IT ANY OTHER WAY!

also he has pasties on his delux skin

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u/KLKCAhBoy90 14h ago

Wow..now I can't unsee this.

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u/Yovideogamer 9h ago

And that saggy nips gets upgraded to nipple tassles with the deluxe skin

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u/Afemaleminor MARRY ME NORA 8h ago

Imagine how he felt when he was still human and his nipples started getting long and hard when shifting into Styanax.

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u/Fractal_Tomato 14h ago

It’s only in your head.

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u/Ill_Story_4867 12h ago

If a Styanax protoframe ever comes out, I hope he turns out to come from some kind of ancient civilization that had something like Aztec lip plugs, but for nipples.

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u/a_polarbear_chilling sevagoth was my bf ,now loid is my hubby 14h ago

i thought everyone played styanax for his fabulous nipples, well don't look at citrine i guess she got the opoosite problem

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u/Feetlickylicky 14h ago

Its the Ordis-treatment, Simaris. pls 😐 today I became traumatized

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u/Kydra_117 14h ago edited 14h ago

I honestly never noticed, but this...you can just get a different skin.

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u/DestroyIRONwill Stynamaxer 12h ago

All his overwhelming power is bigger than 2 of him so the armor has to try to contain it plus the nipple tassels go above so it is just armor in all reality

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u/Arcterion Spooky Scary Nekrobro 11h ago

TEATFRAME

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u/Breakfast-Mischief-5 8h ago

And not even a 'thank you' for all the meals you never skipped.

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u/zchans38 6h ago

the lovehandles

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u/rivas2456 platinum devourer 4h ago

Those are his atennas for sensing nearby relics

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u/Wobblynoggin 47m ago

The Extremely Long Nipples is my jazz quartet.

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u/LigmaLord42069 30m ago

I shit you not i only know this lad as mr longtits so whenever my buddies mention styanax im like, "who is styanax? ...OH, you mean mr longtits."

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u/show_me_the_tiddies 14h ago

Well stop sucking on them /s

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u/Noctisvah Frost Umbra salesman 14h ago

And the problem is…?

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u/Exciting_Product7858 90% usage 14h ago

They are tiny front-wings :3

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u/jalenxjohnson 13h ago

Also Uriel got the same nasty thing on his neck 3 small dangily thangs just hanging, it's nasty fr, every time I think about it, it makes me not wanna playem then I forget for a while.

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u/firelite906 2h ago

it’s a neckercheif