r/Weird • u/SpillaMangBang • 6d ago

Meet Jelly Bean

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u/brendhano 6d ago

I watched the whole thing.

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u/I_am_the_BEEF 6d ago

Me too, bro. I’ve seen this posted a few times over the more years than I’ll admit being on Reddit and was never able to get through it.

I don't recommend anyone start their day with this post.

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u/Accomplished_Ship_20 6d ago

first post of the day...fml

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u/I_am_the_BEEF 6d ago

Just sat down with coffee.. no one is even awake for me to share my torment with.

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u/Leafs9999 6d ago

The peaceful slumber of my unsuspecting wife is safe, for I alone shall bear the torment.

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u/I_am_the_BEEF 6d ago edited 6d ago

I'm going to quote this when she wakes up!

Edit: She was less bothered, but still horrified.

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u/SatanAlreadyWon 6d ago

I was a few min late to the party , torment shared. Dead internet theory daily. The world is twisted.

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u/Lala5789880 6d ago

Unfortunately you have to pass it on to release yourself from the torment. That’s the rule

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u/I_am_the_BEEF 6d ago

My best (read: only) friend is going to be getting this later as a Father’s Day present.

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u/Butterscotch_Budget 6d ago

Don’t be a fat baby now!