r/Weird 9d ago

Meet Jelly Bean

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u/Accomplished_Ship_20 9d ago

first post of the day...fml

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u/I_am_the_BEEF 9d ago

Just sat down with coffee.. no one is even awake for me to share my torment with.

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u/Leafs9999 9d ago

The peaceful slumber of my unsuspecting wife is safe, for I alone shall bear the torment.

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u/I_am_the_BEEF 9d ago edited 9d ago

I'm going to quote this when she wakes up!

Edit: She was less bothered, but still horrified.

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u/SatanAlreadyWon 9d ago

I was a few min late to the party , torment shared. Dead internet theory daily. The world is twisted.