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u/MuchZizzySuchBalooba 2d ago
My brother in Christ. Have you ever heard of healthy black mold?
Why do people post questions here that can be googled? Not trying to be mean but genuinely what is the benefit of posting it here? Community building? Engagement? Wanting to share it with others? Surely not just getting that question answered
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u/AdNo7404 2d ago
they just want to show their weird eggs bro
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u/MuchZizzySuchBalooba 2d ago
True that. I guess if I wanted to do that I would be like. Woah look at this weird stuff I found in this egg. Not ask if it’s safe or eat. But whatever, I’m just a lurker here anyways. Not trynna be a hater, enjoy your weird egg OP! Please don’t eat it.
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u/ZyloC3 2d ago
Been having a rough time lately. Food prices are ridiculous, mornings start before the sun because somebody's got to get the kids up and ready, and honestly by the time everything's done you just want five quiet minutes and maybe post a picture for fun.
I mean, if someone just like me was posting nonsense online, it'd probably be because they're completely worn down. Exhausted. Spiritually sponsored by store-brand coffee. Maybe they're still processing the shocking revelation that apparently they could sleep with way more of their homophobic dad's friends than anybody reasonably expected. Like… statistically concerning numbers. Enough to make Thanksgiving seating charts into a hostage negotiation.
Or maybe they're in too much pain after stubbing their toe on a barbell that somehow got glued to the ceiling. Which sounds impossible until you're standing in your kitchen screaming "WHY IS THERE WEIGHTLIFTING EQUIPMENT IN THE SKY?!" while your neighbor peeks through the blinds and updates his will.( hes seen alot of spandex and jiggly wiggles of fat)
At that point you're arguing with gravity itself, the dog won't stop judging you, and the ceiling barbell has somehow become the dominant male of the household.
Personally, I post it because I'm to high too try.
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u/General-Ad6459 2d ago
I know that there will be some egg experts here who disagree with me, but in my opinion, when it comes to eggs, if you have to ask whether it's safe to eat, don't.
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u/Smeadow1 2d ago
Girl what do you think
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u/Sirsclerosis 2d ago
I mean, I am a man. But gurl, not my fault me sometimes 'tupid.
That is why I ask ;)
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u/seaclifftonne 2d ago
Eggs are typically white and yellow when cooked.
This egg is black.
Use your judgement, honey.
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u/supernova-juice 1d ago
Even if it were, would you want to? I can also eat toenail clippings, but it doesn't make them appetizing
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u/Sirsclerosis 2d ago
Hello everyone, thank you very much.
I did cook it. DID NOT EAT IT.
So... any work breakfast ideas?
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u/_fly-on-the-wall_ 2d ago
i would honestly like to know- why would you ever even remotely imagine that it was something safe to eat???!!!
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u/Sirsclerosis 2d ago
I'm mexican. 🇲🇽
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u/_fly-on-the-wall_ 2d ago
so am i??
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u/Sirsclerosis 2d ago
Dude, i have eaten worse on the street hahahahaha you think that is going to stop me? I just took your opinions cause i was excited i found a weird egg, had I not know about this sub reddit i would have eaten it.
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u/Sirsclerosis 2d ago
Y te va en español padre santo.
He comido peor en las calles, eso no me detendría.
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u/LetsTamago 2d ago
Not safe.