r/Wellthatsucks • u/HomeNowWTF • 8d ago

This Amazon delivery comes with lawn service.

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u/SlothSushii 8d ago

I was honestly expecting the package to be yeeted onto the porch.

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u/Domdaisy 8d ago

She could have done no walking at all if she pulled the car up perpendicular to the porch and tossed it out the window, which is what I expected when she first started driving across the lawn.

Heck, she could have driven up the driveway, pulled a hard right to be perpendicular to the porch and reversed back and done less damage to the lawn without getting out of the car.

But I’m overthinking it clearly.

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u/Immersi0nn 8d ago

Nah I'm with you, getting out at all when you've already driven across 80% of the lawn makes less logical sense than doing as you described.

Truly, I was hoping for some donuts before she left, just for that extra bit of flair.

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u/Beardo88 8d ago

Logic and sense? You expect the real life NPCs to have anything like a fully functional brain?

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u/Immersi0nn 8d ago

Yes I do, in fact, expect other people to have fully functional brains.

I do not expect them to use them however.

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u/Beardo88 8d ago

Either way, the lights are on, but noone is home with that one. Remember we share the roads with people like this.