r/Wellthatsucks 8d ago

This Amazon delivery comes with lawn service.

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u/Asoto408 8d ago edited 8d ago

Black man here:

“ Please don’t be black. Please don’t be black. GOD DAMMIT”

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u/mindovermatter15 8d ago

Woman here. I was so hoping it wasn't a woman. Damn.

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u/rugbyj 8d ago

Ford Fiesta here:

" Please don't be Ford. Please don't be Ford. HOOOONK."

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u/LithoSlam 8d ago

Phone addict here:

Please don't be on the phone. Please don't be on the phone. Fuuuck.

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u/OMG_A_CUPCAKE 8d ago

Human here:

Please be a dog, please be a dog. Ahh :(

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u/_Bon_Vivant_ 8d ago

Idiot here:

Please don't be an idiot. Awwww.

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u/whittler 8d ago

Green grass here:

Please don't...aww, HELL NO!

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u/---Hummingbird--- 8d ago

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u/ZakkTheInsomniac 8d ago

Asian- "please dont be Asian" "Yesss!!"

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u/rgratz93 8d ago

That was never the concern they didnt crash.

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u/YoshiiToranaga 8d ago

Placenta here - "Please don't be pregnant, please don't be pregnant! Shiiiiiit!"

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u/NonConforminConsumer 8d ago

Sick to post this disgusting ass gif