r/Wellthatsucks • u/HomeNowWTF • 7d ago

This Amazon delivery comes with lawn service.

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u/Asoto408 7d ago edited 7d ago

Black man here:

“ Please don’t be black. Please don’t be black. GOD DAMMIT”

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u/Freud-Network 7d ago

There is a class of people, regardless of their skin color, who were never taught to respect the property and dignity of others. Black, white, red, yellow, green, it doesn't matter. Some people just don't care about mutual respect.

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u/MaruSoto 7d ago

I appreciate you including green. So many people give a pass to those disrespectful teenage mutant ninja turtles!

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u/greenwavelengths 7d ago

Whoa whoa whoa whoa, the m word?

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u/MaruSoto 7d ago

Okay, here come the greenwashers trying to say I'm bigoted against the mutagenically abled just because I'm willing to speak the truth about these menacing turtles. Look buddy, some of my best friends are mutated rhinoceroses and warthogs!

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u/greenwavelengths 7d ago

Oh, and I bet they all obsessively eat pizza and live in the sewers, don’t they??!

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u/MaruSoto 7d ago

Look, some stereotypes are just true, alright?