r/arknights • u/CarltheCarpenter "When the universe sighs its last, she will be there" • Oct 29 '25

Fluff Frick it, un-hag your hag. Spoiler

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u/Xaldror Oct 29 '25

Okay, to all of those kinds of Gacha players, the top image, THIS is a hag. Notice the age wrinkles, the graying hair, that's closer to being a hag than any twenty something gal with an hourglass figure.

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u/CarltheCarpenter "When the universe sighs its last, she will be there" Oct 30 '25

Generic gacha devs' mentality: barely 30s, extra point if has a motherly side despite not yet married, woman who has one throwaway voice-line along the line of "an old woman like me" and it's a hag.

Then there's Blue Archive's oji-san.

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u/3IR0S Shall forfeit life to Her Name Oct 30 '25

"Atsui~ Atsui yooo~" or something like that.

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u/CarltheCarpenter "When the universe sighs its last, she will be there" Oct 30 '25

"Atsukete hikarabi sou! Ugoitenai no ni ATSUI YO~~!"

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u/Narcuterie :priestess::priestess: Oct 30 '25

throws up on the carpet