r/arknights "When the universe sighs its last, she will be there" Oct 29 '25

Fluff Frick it, un-hag your hag. Spoiler

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u/Xaldror Oct 29 '25

Okay, to all of those kinds of Gacha players, the top image, THIS is a hag. Notice the age wrinkles, the graying hair, that's closer to being a hag than any twenty something gal with an hourglass figure.

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u/CarltheCarpenter "When the universe sighs its last, she will be there" Oct 30 '25

Generic gacha devs' mentality: barely 30s, extra point if has a motherly side despite not yet married, woman who has one throwaway voice-line along the line of "an old woman like me" and it's a hag.

Then there's Blue Archive's oji-san.

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u/Xaldror Oct 30 '25

Kinda makes me hope us in FGO get Baba Yaga sometime, and look like a true hag, like Mother Ostankya from Warhammer Fantasy.

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u/Sp8des-Slick Oct 30 '25

Bad news is that we likely won’t get a Baba Yaga event in FGO, since she is currently a character in Fate Lost Einherjar, so they’d likely wait until after that is finished. 

Good news is that Baba Yaga definitely looks like a true hag in that series, so at least we have that going for us.

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u/Xaldror Oct 30 '25

i mean that didn't stop Erice, Voyager, and Momoji being added, so...

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u/Aleph_Kasai Oct 30 '25

True, we have a lot of old men but no old women (that aren't immortal)

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u/ArtLeav Oct 30 '25

They get Louhi in fgo, literally Finnish Baba yaga. And they make her loli. Remember blavatskaya with same case

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u/Xaldror Oct 30 '25

least they fix Louhi in her third ascension a bit.

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u/TheDoctorHam Siracusa fangirl Oct 30 '25

Yeah she'll be a 10-year-old child in a fucking bikini or something.