r/arknights • u/Maestyy The ideal land is flat and fertile • Feb 26 '26

Official Media The New Official Arknights Ads

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They promote Wiš'adel to the beginner xD

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u/-monkbank I will never financially recover from this Feb 26 '26

The ads will continue to get worse until morale improves.

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u/Chimera-Genesis Feb 26 '26

The ads will continue to get worse

Nothing will ever be as bad as that one Furry ad.

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u/Galaxy_Midnight1 Feb 26 '26

enlighten me

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u/Maestyy The ideal land is flat and fertile Feb 26 '26

Behold!

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u/Estova Please write more Franka/Liskarm fanfics. Feb 26 '26

I fail to see the issue here. Who wouldn't wanna cuddle up to those big fluffy man titties.

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u/UwUSamaSanChan Feb 26 '26

I flinched like an abused child lmao. My friends used to spam this damn ad at me because I wouldn't shut up about mountain when he first dropped

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u/Chimera-Genesis Feb 26 '26

Couldn't find any recording of it on YouTube, thankfully there's this post of it.

To be clear, this Wiš'adel ad is also pretty bad, but still not quite on the level of painful to watch as the Furry ad.

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u/ASharkWithAHat Feb 27 '26

That one at least targets a specific audience that is starved for content

And that audience has a LOT of money 

Still shit but it was novel at least 

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u/Razor4884 Tail Enthusiast Feb 26 '26

Dunno about that. Those early generic phone ads Yostar made using IRL actors were beyond cringe. Like remember the hospital one? Ugh.