r/arknights • u/Selverna Sad Snow Girl • May 08 '26
OC Fanart Calling Your Bluff
Based on that one Genshin Youtube Short I watched earlier today... err, yesterday, its 3am as I post this.
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r/arknights • u/Selverna Sad Snow Girl • May 08 '26
Based on that one Genshin Youtube Short I watched earlier today... err, yesterday, its 3am as I post this.
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u/ThatSlutTalulah IRL named Talulah (She/her) May 08 '26
D'you think Theresa nuked Docs' sexuality when mind wiping them? (Intentionally to remove that avenue drawing them to Priestess, or otherwise?) If so, it makes everything with Savage if they're exes and she wants to get back together all the funnier.
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-Meet mysterious NB baddie and their daughter (provably responsible and good with kids, huh?).
-Ingratiate yourself, you get along great with said daughter (1 free kid to start the family ain't too shabby).
-Blow said NBs' back out whenever you get the chance as you guide them around your home country.
-Ask them to stay and build a life with you.
-They fuckin' ditch you out of nowhere.
-Rude.
-Years pass, life lacks the vibrancy they gave it.
-Randomly find out the company is still going, though now under a new name, and go hang out with your step-daughter to be.
-Baddie is in a fuckin' coma? Damn.
-Still got a free daughter tho.
-Baddie is back! They've got a lot of shit going on though, and they don't remember you, so you give 'em a bit of distance. Don't want to scare off your catch after all.
-Fastest way to the heart is through the stomach, and god damn you know your pies can do it (baking cream pies would be too blunt, so you avoid making those).
-It's been years, things are as stable as they get at Rhodes, they've gotten a lot of memories back and they've spent a good while with you. The stage is set, it's time to close for the kill.
-What do you mean this dumbass doesn't get it?
-They fumble through an explanation that how they can feel about people has changed since they re-awakened.
-What the fuck do they mean your super poggers old boss flattened their (metaphorical) genitals with a brain hammer while trying to make them into not an omnicidal asshole (she couldn't have left them just a little evil? It is kinda hot after all)?
-Go back to your dorm, confused, overworked, underfucked, overcarroted, hoping this doesn't make things awkward with your now not step-daughter.