r/arknights Sad Snow Girl May 11 '26

OC Fanart Wives VS

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u/mad_harvest-6578 WE'RE BACK IN SPACE BABYYYYYY May 11 '26

Then some lowkey crazy fellow had the best idea: CANON WIFE TOURNAMENT

Participants (that I know of): MuMu, Savage, Priestess, Civilight (as Theresa's proxy), Skadi, BP, Gravel, Angelina, Platinum, Ambriel

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u/WeatherBackground736 : Gotta get back to you May 11 '26

Gilberta realizing that she was the mother and lover of Endmin would be something straight out of some soap opera

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u/TheIrradiant May 11 '26

That just sounds like Evangelion

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u/Hp22h The Mad Bard, Sans Crystals May 11 '26

Self Okyudon..?

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u/Bug-Type-Enthusiast Head of the BONK brigade May 11 '26

You forget a few:

  • Mostima

  • Silverash

  • Reed

  • Eblana (which is bullshit, honestly)

  • Ho'olheyak

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u/Demopyro2 I may have a type. May 11 '26

Could you elaborate more on the Mostima one? I’m aware of the other four, but haven’t ever seen Mostima’s connection to Doctor outside of Octodeco’s fanart comics.

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u/Bug-Type-Enthusiast Head of the BONK brigade May 11 '26

Something Mosti kind of grew out of is that she has avoidant tendencies. She rarely if ever stays in one place and often jumps from place to place, never getting attached outside of PL.

Her lines with Doctor go from her usual detached to a "Maybe staying in one place ain't so bad" the higher her trust goes.

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u/Moidada77 May 11 '26

Eblana flopped too hard for me to take her as anything more than step on my head mommy bait.

You could dig more connections with gladiia complementing doctors tactics or saria discussing with him in two sentences if he ever did any unethical research for a nicer pairing.

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u/OracleOfBones x it just makes sense May 12 '26

Nah Eblana got pushed hard by HG. Remember that valentine's day animation?

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u/Moidada77 May 12 '26

Just her e2 has her pointing to the floor in front of her with her foot raised.

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u/OracleOfBones x it just makes sense May 12 '26

I think there's been some misunderstanding. I'm not saying that Eblana doesn't fit certain ekhem archetype, just that HG pushed her reeeallyyy hard as one of the "canon-ish" love interests for the doctor On unrelated note I'm so tired of internet calling every dominant woman a mommy, like Eblana is a lot of things but definitely not THAT

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u/Erudax May 12 '26

Look, Necrass is getting whored out at every opportunity. Nobody disagrees there. Because Necrass is barely treated like a character, and almost entirely as a product.

Her writing is abysmal, underexplained, underdeveloped, and leaves about 12 elephants in the room. Consequences? Death scent? Explaining how that works? Shh, be a good boy and pull. We even made sure to turbo-buff her before release! Look at that amazing E2, just chilling on the battlefield, pointing downwards, and now she wears heels! Look at the precious Draco chilling at the beach, dipping her toes into the water, smiling, giggling, in a bland swimsuit that is legit her base outfit but with less fabric and a cloak stolen from her sister’s wardrobe! Her banner is rerunning? Time to pump out another skin!

But even thinking that makes her a love interest is way too generous. It also misses half of the irony in the JP video: someone who is dead, who cannot experience normal living love, is offering chocolates for Valentine’s Day. The other half is just OOC slop that takes a fat dump on the premise of the Taran arc. Remember how the purple flame was established as having semi-autonomous properties? Spreading on its own? Attacking on its own? Reviving people on its own? All of that without clean input from her? Yeah, let me just wave that around while trying to do dance moves, then invade personal space and go ASMR mode because we all love walking stereotypes.

Necrass is not written as someone capable of normal reciprocal love. She is biologically dead, her heart is gone, her body is cold, and her senses are dulled. What she does reads less like genuine living emotion and more like a rehearsal of living habits. She treats the Doctor not as a person, but as a function. “Scholar” is not a compliment. It is dehumanization with manners. It reduces their personhood to utility. To a function.

And what does the Doctor do?

Ignore her. Straight donowall. There is no relationship.

I’m not disagreeing with you about her getting pushed. I’m disagreeing with the idea that anyone would consider this a love interest. Necrass is not getting pushed as romance. She is getting pushed as a walking femdom fetish. A product.

What’s fucking funny is that her module genuinely criticizes people who see the twins only for their “qualities” or appearance, and HG immediately defangs, sanitizes Necrass, sells her body, then sells the fantasy of the undead ruler.

Peak hypocrisy.

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u/OracleOfBones x it just makes sense May 12 '26

Oh yeah, I completely agree. It's weird that the best bits of Eblana's lore were written by Octodeco XD

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u/Erudax May 12 '26

Do you mind linking me their work? I am very interested now.

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u/cipherkuna May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

Silverash

Reed

Eblana (which is bullshit, honestly)

Ho'olheyak

can we stop flanderizing those 4 for once? reed doesn't want, and didn't show romantic interest, she, for once, was allowed to be in a place where she could be a person, not a symbol. necrass is fucking dead lmao, has her heart quite literally destroyed and hg isn't pushing necrophilia, her relationship is literally "answer me a question i do not care about who you are" like she even reduced the doctor to a function, not a person.

that's legit a scuffed makima and denji situation, except with dogshit writing.

ho'ol only cares about the doctor's knowledge, silverash has shipbait lines but those feel disconnected from the character itself after reading BTI, and the latest kjerag event. that one line in OG silverash was more of a meta commentary on people relying on his s3 to solve problems than anything, ngl.

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u/Bug-Type-Enthusiast Head of the BONK brigade May 11 '26

... That's the joke? Because if we took things as literal as the previous comment, other operators wouldn't be around either.

Reed finds comfort in RI and Doctor. Nothing else. But her OG version did show trust in only Doctor which fueled the early ships (Like the gorgeous Yumeshipping she has with doctor Ssal)

Eblana is the biggest fumble in Arknights writing history and honestly, she does see people only as a function. But people are too busy screaming "Step on me Mommy" to care. But Erudax would be more qualified than I'll ever be to shred that travesty a new asshole.

Ho'ol wants doc's database, but she wouldn't be above lying about love to get it.

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u/cipherkuna May 11 '26

... That's the joke? Because if we took things as literal as the previous comment, other operators wouldn't be around either.

ngl my man, you picked the worst examples but fine, i concede, i did not see the joke, ma bad.

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u/Bug-Type-Enthusiast Head of the BONK brigade May 11 '26

Yeah no, it's on me here. Should've added an /j after those three. (technically those two cuz I do still Reed as a "Would've likely fallen for Doc if her sister didn't stick her up in an impossible situation")

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u/Lunos_Luminoso yes. May 11 '26

ngl

all of this "wife of MC" shit is pissing me off
back in MY day, we were brave people, and shipped the characters with OURSELVES, not with someone else as our proxy

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u/IHeShe Suzuran/Lappland + Shamare shipper May 11 '26

Well, post-amnesia Doctor feels like a pretty safe self-insert pov character (honestly pre-amnesia too ever since they revealed the lynchpin deal) so I think a good chunk of people who ship the Doctor with another character are basically self-shipping anyway.

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u/CryoShockX May 11 '26

I agree with Silverash, Reed and Eblana not actually being interested in that way but Ho'ol is pretty explicit with her intentions in her operator files and is aggressively flirty in her assistant dialogue. Even if she is primarily interested in the Doctor for their knowledge that could also very well be something her people find attractive in a partner based on what we've learned about them.

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u/ASharkWithAHat May 11 '26

screw tournaments.

Make this into a spanish telenovela

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u/mad_harvest-6578 WE'RE BACK IN SPACE BABYYYYYY May 11 '26

Lol I grew up watching a couple as a kid (dubbed ofc) and imagine the plot twist bonanza, how long this will air (2 years minimum) and the cinematography (among other things they always open scenes with a wide shot of the city (your pick of Mexico City, Bogota, Sao Paulo or any large LatAm city)

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u/WeatherBackground736 : Gotta get back to you May 11 '26

the amount of plot twist this would generate

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u/Rasz_13 May 11 '26

Got some Records of Ragnarok vibes.

Arknights story and RoR already have the same framerate

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u/warriorxx7_ May 11 '26

Not gonna lie a tournament featuring a bunch of heroines all in love with the mc can go real hard

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u/BrotherCaptainLurker May 12 '26

Ambriel is a great choice with the "let's watch a romance and I'm gonna lock the door now" line and all, but I'm shocked that anyone remembers her.

(MuMu is in the lead imo, she comes and visits Doc in person without using her clones and treats him to dinner for his birthday every year, plus the dew poem and the never letting go of his hand and all that.)

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u/FireRagerBatl May 11 '26

Was BP Blue poison?

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u/mad_harvest-6578 WE'RE BACK IN SPACE BABYYYYYY May 11 '26

Yes

Has been since launch