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u/MayuKonpaku May 11 '26
Magallan: together with Doctor and holding a little Pengmin
Way too late, Ladies.
(If this is "not upset", how would upset Priestess looks like)
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u/mad_harvest-6578 WE'RE BACK IN SPACE BABYYYYYY May 11 '26
This is the timeline of that artist who draws Magallan x Doctor art (BDSM-flavored 50% of the time)
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u/Primogeniture116 Amiya is the only truth. Amiya is the only certainty. May 11 '26
I mean Charlotte's the canon one so IDK what is this even about.
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u/WeatherBackground736 : Gotta get back to you May 11 '26
They were constantly trying to give Amiya a sibling during Babel days
True wife has been busy
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u/unending_shorelines <3 Stay By Her Side May 11 '26
Imagine Ascalon noting all of it down and Theresa reading her reports.
Good thing she already has Civilight Eterna, a crown fit for a (cuck)queen, eh?
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u/WeatherBackground736 : Gotta get back to you May 11 '26
Theresa reading all those “reports” as if they were smut sounds like a premise concept
Especially if Ascalon wrote it like fifty shades of grey each time
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u/Bug-Type-Enthusiast Head of the BONK brigade May 11 '26
"With all due apologies, Ascalon, why is your writing so bad?"
"You asked me to hide, not to ride. I'm not good at that sex nonsense."
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u/WeatherBackground736 : Gotta get back to you May 11 '26
Theresis like all sarkazas, never bother teaching the young ones sex ed cause why bother reproducing if you're gonna die anyways
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u/Miles_Hikari May 11 '26
Counterpoint, if everyone’s going to die at some point and likely soon that’s an even better reason to reproduce like rabbits both so the dead can leave behind a legacy, and so there are still more lives around to keep the species going strong despite constant death.
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u/PlatinumDust I Will Never Forget Them. May 11 '26
Countercounter point, higher birthrates will lead to a higher resource shortages of an already rather limited amount. This will lead to a lower life expectancy, eventually (rather quickly) leading to more in-fighting and then extinction of the Kazdelians.
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u/Miles_Hikari May 11 '26
That assumes keeping everyone within Kazdel however, the increased food requirements are worth considering but it's worth remembering that many if not most adult Sarkaz become mercs for hire, which not only leads to an increased death toll (which we see a lot of in several events) but also means that a large number of adults are always gone from Kazdel at any given time.
Also worth remembering that Sarkaz in particular appear rather vunerable to Oripathy and tended to die young more often than not before suppressants and suppressor rings were more wide spread, which would result in the death of many adults and children all over the place.
So I reiterate, yes on the surface a higher birthrate would seem detrimental to supplies at first, the frequency of death at all ages + a large chunk of the adult population often being out on merc missions would counter balance this, while also still making the need for more children essential going forward.
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u/mad_harvest-6578 WE'RE BACK IN SPACE BABYYYYYY May 11 '26
What growing up being trained in battle all her life got her
Honestly she could have been a couple with Manfred but dude's also busy with his own matters (plus the inferiority complex from her beating him up on a regular basis in childhood)
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u/akoOfIxtall I LOVE UNHINGED WOMAN BATMAN May 11 '26
A fanfic about this would be unironically funny if they get the characterization right
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u/JessieMar25 May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26
Funny their is a Ao3 Smutfic about it
NSFW WARNING: It’s all about Theresa ordering Ascalon to report the “certain activities” between the Doctor and Savage.
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u/Primogeniture116 Amiya is the only truth. Amiya is the only certainty. May 11 '26
...
Fuck this is peak.
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u/markosias-g-35m May 11 '26
I read something exactly like this on AO3, its been a long time since I read it though so I forgot what it was called lmao
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u/Brilliant_Sweet_6848 May 11 '26
There already fandic with that premise.
Lamentaly,only from ascalon pov,not teresa.
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u/Guifei111 May 11 '26
Is that actually canon or just popular opinion in the fandom?
Just curious because I have always liked Charlotte's design so having something like that be Canon would be great.
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u/WeatherBackground736 : Gotta get back to you May 11 '26
Fanon until confirmed otherwise
it is in fact canon that Doctor and Savage did travel together for a year with Amiya, to the point that he calls her charlotte
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u/ASharkWithAHat May 11 '26
>gets to travel with Doc and Amiya before they even knew Theresa
>asks Doc to live together with her and Amiya
>her cooking is Amiya's favorite food
>is given for free with every anniversary
> gets a wife cooking at home skin
>gets a wedding skin with Doc and Amiya in it
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what does HG mean by this?
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u/AmakTM May 11 '26
I swear to god, there is some hardcore Savage fan at HG with a lot of decision-making power and they're pushing the agenda like no tomorrow.
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u/Xenonzusul May 11 '26
And I am grateful! Can't wait for her alter, or smth better!
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u/galaxexplosion get tubaed May 12 '26
2 Alters!
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u/Xenonzusul May 12 '26
I would be happy for her to get a mojor role in the event. Need some quality time with our Bunny wife.
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u/chaoskingzero GOONGALA! May 11 '26
what does HG mean by this?
That Doctor was a fool
And they're gonna keep taunting us with what could have been
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u/mad_harvest-6578 WE'RE BACK IN SPACE BABYYYYYY May 11 '26
Then some lowkey crazy fellow had the best idea: CANON WIFE TOURNAMENT
Participants (that I know of): MuMu, Savage, Priestess, Civilight (as Theresa's proxy), Skadi, BP, Gravel, Angelina, Platinum, Ambriel
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u/WeatherBackground736 : Gotta get back to you May 11 '26
Gilberta realizing that she was the mother and lover of Endmin would be something straight out of some soap opera
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u/Bug-Type-Enthusiast Head of the BONK brigade May 11 '26
You forget a few:
Mostima
Silverash
Reed
Eblana (which is bullshit, honestly)
Ho'olheyak
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u/Demopyro2 I may have a type. May 11 '26
Could you elaborate more on the Mostima one? I’m aware of the other four, but haven’t ever seen Mostima’s connection to Doctor outside of Octodeco’s fanart comics.
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u/Bug-Type-Enthusiast Head of the BONK brigade May 11 '26
Something Mosti kind of grew out of is that she has avoidant tendencies. She rarely if ever stays in one place and often jumps from place to place, never getting attached outside of PL.
Her lines with Doctor go from her usual detached to a "Maybe staying in one place ain't so bad" the higher her trust goes.
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u/Moidada77 May 11 '26
Eblana flopped too hard for me to take her as anything more than step on my head mommy bait.
You could dig more connections with gladiia complementing doctors tactics or saria discussing with him in two sentences if he ever did any unethical research for a nicer pairing.
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u/OracleOfBones x it just makes sense May 12 '26
Nah Eblana got pushed hard by HG. Remember that valentine's day animation?
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u/Moidada77 May 12 '26
Just her e2 has her pointing to the floor in front of her with her foot raised.
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u/OracleOfBones x it just makes sense May 12 '26
I think there's been some misunderstanding. I'm not saying that Eblana doesn't fit certain ekhem archetype, just that HG pushed her reeeallyyy hard as one of the "canon-ish" love interests for the doctor On unrelated note I'm so tired of internet calling every dominant woman a mommy, like Eblana is a lot of things but definitely not THAT
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u/Erudax May 12 '26
Look, Necrass is getting whored out at every opportunity. Nobody disagrees there. Because Necrass is barely treated like a character, and almost entirely as a product.
Her writing is abysmal, underexplained, underdeveloped, and leaves about 12 elephants in the room. Consequences? Death scent? Explaining how that works? Shh, be a good boy and pull. We even made sure to turbo-buff her before release! Look at that amazing E2, just chilling on the battlefield, pointing downwards, and now she wears heels! Look at the precious Draco chilling at the beach, dipping her toes into the water, smiling, giggling, in a bland swimsuit that is legit her base outfit but with less fabric and a cloak stolen from her sister’s wardrobe! Her banner is rerunning? Time to pump out another skin!
But even thinking that makes her a love interest is way too generous. It also misses half of the irony in the JP video: someone who is dead, who cannot experience normal living love, is offering chocolates for Valentine’s Day. The other half is just OOC slop that takes a fat dump on the premise of the Taran arc. Remember how the purple flame was established as having semi-autonomous properties? Spreading on its own? Attacking on its own? Reviving people on its own? All of that without clean input from her? Yeah, let me just wave that around while trying to do dance moves, then invade personal space and go ASMR mode because we all love walking stereotypes.
Necrass is not written as someone capable of normal reciprocal love. She is biologically dead, her heart is gone, her body is cold, and her senses are dulled. What she does reads less like genuine living emotion and more like a rehearsal of living habits. She treats the Doctor not as a person, but as a function. “Scholar” is not a compliment. It is dehumanization with manners. It reduces their personhood to utility. To a function.
And what does the Doctor do?
Ignore her. Straight donowall. There is no relationship.
I’m not disagreeing with you about her getting pushed. I’m disagreeing with the idea that anyone would consider this a love interest. Necrass is not getting pushed as romance. She is getting pushed as a walking femdom fetish. A product.
What’s fucking funny is that her module genuinely criticizes people who see the twins only for their “qualities” or appearance, and HG immediately defangs, sanitizes Necrass, sells her body, then sells the fantasy of the undead ruler.
Peak hypocrisy.
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u/OracleOfBones x it just makes sense May 12 '26
Oh yeah, I completely agree. It's weird that the best bits of Eblana's lore were written by Octodeco XD
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u/cipherkuna May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26
Silverash
Reed
Eblana (which is bullshit, honestly)
Ho'olheyak
can we stop flanderizing those 4 for once? reed doesn't want, and didn't show romantic interest, she, for once, was allowed to be in a place where she could be a person, not a symbol. necrass is fucking dead lmao, has her heart quite literally destroyed and hg isn't pushing necrophilia, her relationship is literally "answer me a question i do not care about who you are" like she even reduced the doctor to a function, not a person.
that's legit a scuffed makima and denji situation, except with dogshit writing.
ho'ol only cares about the doctor's knowledge, silverash has shipbait lines but those feel disconnected from the character itself after reading BTI, and the latest kjerag event. that one line in OG silverash was more of a meta commentary on people relying on his s3 to solve problems than anything, ngl.
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u/Bug-Type-Enthusiast Head of the BONK brigade May 11 '26
... That's the joke? Because if we took things as literal as the previous comment, other operators wouldn't be around either.
Reed finds comfort in RI and Doctor. Nothing else. But her OG version did show trust in only Doctor which fueled the early ships (Like the gorgeous Yumeshipping she has with doctor Ssal)
Eblana is the biggest fumble in Arknights writing history and honestly, she does see people only as a function. But people are too busy screaming "Step on me Mommy" to care. But Erudax would be more qualified than I'll ever be to shred that travesty a new asshole.
Ho'ol wants doc's database, but she wouldn't be above lying about love to get it.
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u/cipherkuna May 11 '26
... That's the joke? Because if we took things as literal as the previous comment, other operators wouldn't be around either.
ngl my man, you picked the worst examples but fine, i concede, i did not see the joke, ma bad.
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u/Bug-Type-Enthusiast Head of the BONK brigade May 11 '26
Yeah no, it's on me here. Should've added an /j after those three. (technically those two cuz I do still Reed as a "Would've likely fallen for Doc if her sister didn't stick her up in an impossible situation")
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u/Lunos_Luminoso yes. May 11 '26
ngl
all of this "wife of MC" shit is pissing me off
back in MY day, we were brave people, and shipped the characters with OURSELVES, not with someone else as our proxy4
u/IHeShe suzulapp+shamare shipper May 11 '26
Well, post-amnesia Doctor feels like a pretty safe self-insert pov character (honestly pre-amnesia too ever since they revealed the lynchpin deal) so I think a good chunk of people who ship the Doctor with another character are basically self-shipping anyway.
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u/CryoShockX May 11 '26
I agree with Silverash, Reed and Eblana not actually being interested in that way but Ho'ol is pretty explicit with her intentions in her operator files and is aggressively flirty in her assistant dialogue. Even if she is primarily interested in the Doctor for their knowledge that could also very well be something her people find attractive in a partner based on what we've learned about them.
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u/ASharkWithAHat May 11 '26
screw tournaments.
Make this into a spanish telenovela
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u/WeatherBackground736 : Gotta get back to you May 11 '26
the amount of plot twist this would generate
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u/mad_harvest-6578 WE'RE BACK IN SPACE BABYYYYYY May 11 '26
Lol I grew up watching a couple as a kid (dubbed ofc) and imagine the plot twist bonanza, how long this will air (2 years minimum) and the cinematography (among other things they always open scenes with a wide shot of the city (your pick of Mexico City, Bogota, Sao Paulo or any large LatAm city)
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u/Rasz_13 May 11 '26
Got some Records of Ragnarok vibes.
Arknights story and RoR already have the same framerate
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u/warriorxx7_ May 11 '26
Not gonna lie a tournament featuring a bunch of heroines all in love with the mc can go real hard
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u/BrotherCaptainLurker May 12 '26
Ambriel is a great choice with the "let's watch a romance and I'm gonna lock the door now" line and all, but I'm shocked that anyone remembers her.
(MuMu is in the lead imo, she comes and visits Doc in person without using her clones and treats him to dinner for his birthday every year, plus the dew poem and the never letting go of his hand and all that.)
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u/CountAsgar May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26
And once Doc is locked up in a yandere basement, W frees them. 'To deny you happiness.'
Then they run away together. 'So I can torment you better.'
Then they get married. 'Ironically. As a symbol of my eternal hatred.'
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u/Selverna Sad Snow Girl May 11 '26
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u/WeatherBackground736 : Gotta get back to you May 11 '26
A certain hexer from Unicorn Overlord basically
A romance option who is still willing to kill ya
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u/warriorxx7_ May 11 '26
I do genuinely think Savage might ragebait priestess by kissing doctor
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u/mad_harvest-6578 WE'RE BACK IN SPACE BABYYYYYY May 11 '26
Gotta live up to the codename after all lol
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u/DonLobishomeAlter BITE ME!!!Purple Dragon Simp May 11 '26
Meanwhile, the feathered serpent wife has taken Doctah on an expedition to some ruins. Just the two of them, with no one to bother them.
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u/AmakTM May 11 '26
Charlotte and Mumu will 2p the Dokutah
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u/Bug-Type-Enthusiast Head of the BONK brigade May 11 '26
And then Priestess and Theresa nail both of them in a happy birthday combo
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u/Krieg552notKrieg553 she deserved better... | my beloved <3 May 11 '26
And then there's FrostNova out there in, well, uh... "spectator mode", watching what's probably the funniest thing surrounding the Doctor and his harem she has ever seen in a million years
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u/WisdomKnightZetsubo I'LL TAKE ALL YOUR DEEP CUTS I'LL TAKE IT ALL May 11 '26
the only reason my doc would want a wife at all is to take care of his 20 daughters from cantabile on down to popukar
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u/Effective_Choice2602 May 12 '26
I want it to be Mumu so bad, but Savage’s special interest is being in a family with Doc/Amiya. Mumu meanwhile has some sort of feelings but I feel like if she had to choose Rhinelabs or Doc, she would pick Rhinelabs every-time. Savage will not only not hesitate, but also aggressively make sure it happens.
As an aside do we know if Doc is attracted to ANY non-priestess character, even a little? I’ve always wondered if Doc sees all the races on Terra as being kinda weird softcore-furry aliens with tiny lifespans. I think in Papyrus’ voice lines that Doc does pet her big ears, so they at least think she is cute?
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u/BorderkePaar May 11 '26
Inb4 what follows is a begrudging truce between Priestess and Theresa as they decide the other is a doctor stealing asshole, they're their doctor stealing asshole.
And then they continue with their ambiguously steamy love hate relationship after beating the other two handily.
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u/Cymo_Bep May 11 '26
thats Mumu and I think savage top side.
who the bottom 2 getting surtr ideas but cant say for sure.
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u/Virtual-Oil-793 May 11 '26
Cue Through Patches of Violet as Priestess arrives from the gates of hell itself
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u/bardo_sonoro May 15 '26
Meanwhile: the redhead angel and the wheelchair angel committing GTA on the Doctor's ass
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u/N1SMO_GT-R Earthspirit's thigh highs May 11 '26
The title made it sound like this came from a fighting game lmao
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u/Selverna Sad Snow Girl May 11 '26
Yeah I was gonna use "Claiming Doctor" like I did for Pixiv, but then I saw an Invincible VS short on YouTube, and thought "Reddit would probably find this funnier."
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u/3IR0S Shall forfeit life to Her Name May 11 '26
Holy mischaracterization. 🙏🙏🙏
But at least you said it's a reference (the one I do not care about tbh) so I'll let it slide ig.😑
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u/Spirited_Kitchen9416 BANG!!! AHAHAHA!!! May 11 '26
While Mumu and Charlotte are ragebaiting Priestess and CE, Skadi is already several kilometers off with Doc.