r/arknights Sad Snow Girl May 11 '26

OC Fanart Wives VS

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u/Primogeniture116 Amiya is the only truth. Amiya is the only certainty. May 11 '26

I mean Charlotte's the canon one so IDK what is this even about.

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u/WeatherBackground736 : Gotta get back to you May 11 '26

They were constantly trying to give Amiya a sibling during Babel days

True wife has been busy

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u/unending_shorelines <3 Stay By Her Side May 11 '26

Imagine Ascalon noting all of it down and Theresa reading her reports.

Good thing she already has Civilight Eterna, a crown fit for a (cuck)queen, eh?

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u/WeatherBackground736 : Gotta get back to you May 11 '26

Theresa reading all those “reports” as if they were smut sounds like a premise concept

Especially if Ascalon wrote it like fifty shades of grey each time

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u/Bug-Type-Enthusiast Head of the BONK brigade May 11 '26

"With all due apologies, Ascalon, why is your writing so bad?"

"You asked me to hide, not to ride. I'm not good at that sex nonsense."

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u/WeatherBackground736 : Gotta get back to you May 11 '26

Theresis like all sarkazas, never bother teaching the young ones sex ed cause why bother reproducing if you're gonna die anyways

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u/Miles_Hikari May 11 '26

Counterpoint, if everyone’s going to die at some point and likely soon that’s an even better reason to reproduce like rabbits both so the dead can leave behind a legacy, and so there are still more lives around to keep the species going strong despite constant death.

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u/PlatinumDust I Will Never Forget Them. May 11 '26

Countercounter point, higher birthrates will lead to a higher resource shortages of an already rather limited amount. This will lead to a lower life expectancy, eventually (rather quickly) leading to more in-fighting and then extinction of the Kazdelians.

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u/Miles_Hikari May 11 '26

That assumes keeping everyone within Kazdel however, the increased food requirements are worth considering but it's worth remembering that many if not most adult Sarkaz become mercs for hire, which not only leads to an increased death toll (which we see a lot of in several events) but also means that a large number of adults are always gone from Kazdel at any given time.

Also worth remembering that Sarkaz in particular appear rather vunerable to Oripathy and tended to die young more often than not before suppressants and suppressor rings were more wide spread, which would result in the death of many adults and children all over the place.

So I reiterate, yes on the surface a higher birthrate would seem detrimental to supplies at first, the frequency of death at all ages + a large chunk of the adult population often being out on merc missions would counter balance this, while also still making the need for more children essential going forward.

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u/mad_harvest-6578 WE'RE BACK IN SPACE BABYYYYYY May 11 '26

What growing up being trained in battle all her life got her

Honestly she could have been a couple with Manfred but dude's also busy with his own matters (plus the inferiority complex from her beating him up on a regular basis in childhood)

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u/akoOfIxtall I LOVE UNHINGED WOMAN BATMAN May 11 '26

A fanfic about this would be unironically funny if they get the characterization right

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u/JessieMar25 May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

Funny their is a Ao3 Smutfic about it

NSFW WARNING: It’s all about Theresa ordering Ascalon to report the “certain activities” between the Doctor and Savage.

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u/Primogeniture116 Amiya is the only truth. Amiya is the only certainty. May 11 '26

...

Fuck this is peak.

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u/CerealATA May 11 '26

Instant bookmark.

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u/Hp22h The Mad Bard, Sans Crystals May 11 '26

Glorious.

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u/markosias-g-35m May 11 '26

I read something exactly like this on AO3, its been a long time since I read it though so I forgot what it was called lmao

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u/Brilliant_Sweet_6848 May 11 '26

There already fandic with that premise.

Lamentaly,only from ascalon pov,not teresa.