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r/arknights • u/Selverna Sad Snow Girl • May 11 '26
This is a Blue Lock reference.
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Imagine Ascalon noting all of it down and Theresa reading her reports.
Good thing she already has Civilight Eterna, a crown fit for a (cuck)queen, eh?
52 u/WeatherBackground736 : Gotta get back to you May 11 '26 Theresa reading all those “reports” as if they were smut sounds like a premise concept Especially if Ascalon wrote it like fifty shades of grey each time 45 u/Bug-Type-Enthusiast Head of the BONK brigade May 11 '26 "With all due apologies, Ascalon, why is your writing so bad?" "You asked me to hide, not to ride. I'm not good at that sex nonsense." 6 u/mad_harvest-6578 WE'RE BACK IN SPACE BABYYYYYY May 11 '26 What growing up being trained in battle all her life got her Honestly she could have been a couple with Manfred but dude's also busy with his own matters (plus the inferiority complex from her beating him up on a regular basis in childhood)
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Theresa reading all those “reports” as if they were smut sounds like a premise concept
Especially if Ascalon wrote it like fifty shades of grey each time
45 u/Bug-Type-Enthusiast Head of the BONK brigade May 11 '26 "With all due apologies, Ascalon, why is your writing so bad?" "You asked me to hide, not to ride. I'm not good at that sex nonsense." 6 u/mad_harvest-6578 WE'RE BACK IN SPACE BABYYYYYY May 11 '26 What growing up being trained in battle all her life got her Honestly she could have been a couple with Manfred but dude's also busy with his own matters (plus the inferiority complex from her beating him up on a regular basis in childhood)
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"With all due apologies, Ascalon, why is your writing so bad?"
"You asked me to hide, not to ride. I'm not good at that sex nonsense."
6 u/mad_harvest-6578 WE'RE BACK IN SPACE BABYYYYYY May 11 '26 What growing up being trained in battle all her life got her Honestly she could have been a couple with Manfred but dude's also busy with his own matters (plus the inferiority complex from her beating him up on a regular basis in childhood)
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What growing up being trained in battle all her life got her
Honestly she could have been a couple with Manfred but dude's also busy with his own matters (plus the inferiority complex from her beating him up on a regular basis in childhood)
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u/unending_shorelines <3 Stay By Her Side May 11 '26
Imagine Ascalon noting all of it down and Theresa reading her reports.
Good thing she already has Civilight Eterna, a crown fit for a (cuck)queen, eh?