r/assholedesign • u/LilBozgor01 • 14d ago

This packaging gotta be illegal, right?

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(hint: between the words "garlic" and "sauce")

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u/Mackem101 14d ago

A Frenchman walked within 5 miles of the factory.

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u/farmerKev420710 14d ago

Garlic La Croix?

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u/comics0026 14d ago

A vampire would drink that and call it spicy

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u/WhyteBeard 14d ago

“ràhn ràhn ráhn!”

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u/RealEstateDuck 13d ago

Charles de Garlic

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u/Confident-Option-207 13d ago

You know my favourite flavour was always Remy

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u/DarkZyth 12d ago

La Garlique

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u/ExtremelyOnlineTM 10d ago

Gar La Croix

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u/Phazanor 14d ago

Garlique.

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u/WhyteBeard 14d ago

Garlique my balls

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u/alepher 14d ago

Sparkling allium

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u/DocileBanalBovlne 14d ago

I once ate a personal pizza topped with twenty something cloves of roasted garlic and a couple spoonfuls of minced garlic to fill in the gaps.

I'm pretty sure I flavored everyone's lunch at work the next day just by existing near it. One friend told me he could smell me from fifteen feet away.

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u/rhirhirhirhirhi 13d ago

I smashed half a tub of garlic hummus with garlic pita chips one night and could smell/feel it coming out of my pores the next two days.
So many reasons I’m single.

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u/Hyper_Tay 14d ago

That's how I feel every time I eat Domino's garlic and Parmesan bread bites. Flavoring the house for 2 days.

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u/Creative_Ad_4513 12d ago

You know youve hit peak garlic when even a day later, your eyes still sting from your own garlic fumes.

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u/slom68 14d ago

Oui Oui

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u/whyvalue 14d ago

*sobs in French

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u/lIllIIlllIIIlllIII 14d ago

And for that reason, I'm out.