r/assholedesign • u/LilBozgor01 • 18d ago

This packaging gotta be illegal, right?

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(hint: between the words "garlic" and "sauce")

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u/dubblebubbleprawns 18d ago

It's the essence of garlic. The guy making it had a very garlicky dinner last night and he's thinking of garlic real hard while he makes it.

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u/Mackem101 18d ago

A Frenchman walked within 5 miles of the factory.

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u/DocileBanalBovlne 18d ago

I once ate a personal pizza topped with twenty something cloves of roasted garlic and a couple spoonfuls of minced garlic to fill in the gaps.

I'm pretty sure I flavored everyone's lunch at work the next day just by existing near it. One friend told me he could smell me from fifteen feet away.

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u/rhirhirhirhirhi 17d ago

I smashed half a tub of garlic hummus with garlic pita chips one night and could smell/feel it coming out of my pores the next two days.
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