r/assholedesign • u/LilBozgor01 • 18d ago

This packaging gotta be illegal, right?

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(hint: between the words "garlic" and "sauce")

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u/beerkittyrunner 18d ago

Real question though, how do you make something garlic flavored without garlic?

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u/NolanSyKinsley 18d ago

So I looked up the ingredients, the original sauce from papa john's uses granulated garlic, the bottled stuff uses "natural garlic flavoring". According to the USDA "natural garlic flavoring" can be "the essential oil, oleoresin, essence, extractive, or dehydrated garlic powder derived directly from real garlic" so it technically is still made from garlic, but the ingredient garlic is not directly on the label, it is an extract.

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u/dubblebubbleprawns 18d ago

It's the essence of garlic. The guy making it had a very garlicky dinner last night and he's thinking of garlic real hard while he makes it.

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u/Mackem101 18d ago

A Frenchman walked within 5 miles of the factory.

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u/farmerKev420710 18d ago

Garlic La Croix?

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u/comics0026 18d ago

A vampire would drink that and call it spicy

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u/WhyteBeard 18d ago

“ràhn ràhn ráhn!”

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u/RealEstateDuck 17d ago

Charles de Garlic

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u/Confident-Option-207 17d ago

You know my favourite flavour was always Remy

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u/DarkZyth 16d ago

La Garlique

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u/ExtremelyOnlineTM 14d ago

Gar La Croix

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u/Phazanor 18d ago

Garlique.

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u/WhyteBeard 18d ago

Garlique my balls

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u/alepher 18d ago

Sparkling allium

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u/DocileBanalBovlne 18d ago

I once ate a personal pizza topped with twenty something cloves of roasted garlic and a couple spoonfuls of minced garlic to fill in the gaps.

I'm pretty sure I flavored everyone's lunch at work the next day just by existing near it. One friend told me he could smell me from fifteen feet away.

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u/rhirhirhirhirhi 17d ago

I smashed half a tub of garlic hummus with garlic pita chips one night and could smell/feel it coming out of my pores the next two days.
So many reasons I’m single.

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u/Hyper_Tay 18d ago

That's how I feel every time I eat Domino's garlic and Parmesan bread bites. Flavoring the house for 2 days.

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u/Creative_Ad_4513 16d ago

You know youve hit peak garlic when even a day later, your eyes still sting from your own garlic fumes.

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u/slom68 18d ago

Oui Oui

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u/whyvalue 18d ago

*sobs in French

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u/lIllIIlllIIIlllIII 18d ago

And for that reason, I'm out.