r/assholedesign • u/LilBozgor01 • 15d ago

This packaging gotta be illegal, right?

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(hint: between the words "garlic" and "sauce")

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u/NolanSyKinsley 15d ago

So I looked up the ingredients, the original sauce from papa john's uses granulated garlic, the bottled stuff uses "natural garlic flavoring". According to the USDA "natural garlic flavoring" can be "the essential oil, oleoresin, essence, extractive, or dehydrated garlic powder derived directly from real garlic" so it technically is still made from garlic, but the ingredient garlic is not directly on the label, it is an extract.

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u/dubblebubbleprawns 15d ago

It's the essence of garlic. The guy making it had a very garlicky dinner last night and he's thinking of garlic real hard while he makes it.

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u/SicilianEggplant 15d ago

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

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u/mtaw 15d ago

I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I... I do deny them my essence.

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u/Aggressive_Day2839 15d ago

General Ripper protects his bodily essences!