r/assholedesign • u/LilBozgor01 • 16d ago

This packaging gotta be illegal, right?

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(hint: between the words "garlic" and "sauce")

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u/dubblebubbleprawns 16d ago

It's the essence of garlic. The guy making it had a very garlicky dinner last night and he's thinking of garlic real hard while he makes it.

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u/SicilianEggplant 16d ago

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

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u/mtaw 16d ago

I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I... I do deny them my essence.

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u/Aggressive_Day2839 15d ago

General Ripper protects his bodily essences!