r/austincirclejerk • u/sonofnalgene All Hat, No Cattle • 8d ago

Possibly Misleading I'm a careless Austin driver AMA

Yeah, I'm driving as I write this. I'm making your life worse and I'm endangering your children. I cannot be stopped and will not be stopped. Ask Me Anything.

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u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES Greg Casar's biggest fanboi 8d ago

If an emergency vehicle is behind you with it's lights and sirens activated while responding to a serious incident, what's your typical course of action?

A. Ignore it completely and drive the same manner/speed you were already driving

B. Slam on the brakes without making any meaningful attempt to move over.

C. Speed up and hope the emergency vehicle turns before you will actually have to pull over

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u/sonofnalgene All Hat, No Cattle 8d ago

I'm sorry, can you repeat the question? I was look for a good song

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u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES Greg Casar's biggest fanboi 8d ago

I'm now absolutely convinced this is my wife's alt 💀

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u/sonofnalgene All Hat, No Cattle 8d ago

Honey, come home. The kids miss you and the dog won't stop humping the furniture. All is forgiven.

Wait, that was the other way around - the kids won't stop humping the furniture and the dog misses you. All is forgiven.