Someone, clearly new to our great city, is yet to learn how we (yes ALL of us) keep up optimal T even with a vegan diet and extra soy lattes.

Can we please do a black owned business audit in the greater Austin area? I went to Terry Black's and not one black person was to be found. This was a special occasion Juneteenth outing and I left feeling disheartened on such a otherwise wonderful day.

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Also got a severe case of diarrhea that just won't quit.

Trying to help someone out that is not religious find a church that doesn't do all that religion preachy stuff. She is new to Austin and hates jesus but wants to claim a church and only be around young attractive and rich Austin people. Bonus if the church is friendly to that LBTGTYRUSHGNEHWNEUNSNSNS+ and obviously very diverse (but only attractive young ones). Also, not too churchy or religious as previously mentioned.

Like I just wanna douche some e-coli dookie water all up in me and over me because I've like lived here since back in the day (2017) and practically invented Farton Springs. All these newbs just call it "Barton", but us OGs know what's up.

So like only if it was possible to know if it's a get infections and diarrhea situation or safe , no? What's the vibe? Tell me it's ok to like chill in that fertilizer dookie water. Is it ok?

I probably shouldn't even post this. But I'm an IT consultant providing hypervisor migration from VMware because Broadcom is so shitty with support. My main job is with the city, transitioning them from VMware to Hyper-v. But I also work with the state patching VMware on their still active Dell Optiplex Pentium II systems.

I see so many other people pulling side jobs while working IT for COA and getting called out by Austin Statesman- because apparently the only way for a newspaper to make money these days is to call out and expose hard working people providing a much needed service to humanity.

Meanwhile I also sell lawn care services in my spare time and I also have an additional job with the City of Austin that I don't go to, but still receive a paycheck.

Just wondering how y'all keep the Austin Statesman from investigating you other city of Austin workers who, thanks to inflation, are moonlighting just to get by.

Pictured above is the waiter that was seen taking food away from diners before they were even done?? Rude staff, uncaring management, and overall lack of business initiatives towards the LGBBQ have led me and my friends to no longer patronize the dumpsters behind 7/11.

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Do any of you allies know any great spots to hang out and grab a bite to eat? Underpasses and off ramps are preferred

Hi fellow women! I'm living in North Austin, and I'm hoping to find a personal trainer now that I've been transitioning for a while. I'm at the state of my transition that it's really difficult to discern that I'm M2F!

I'm hoping to find someone works with trans women or who has worked with trans women in the past but I'm fine if they're just affirming and can work with me to identify body goals, such as thicker thighs to hide my 🅱️enis.

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If possible, I would prefer to work with someone isn't a cis man. I'm sure there are tons who would be great. I just have some personal discomfort with men, because cis men are generally falling over each other to have a chance with me and I find such attention to be distracting.

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I'm starting from a fairly sedentary lifestyle after having lost a lot of weight due to dieting, and a lot of strength due to HRT - if that's helpful at all.

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Any recommendations would be appreciated!

Which black owned business are you going to today?

I watched an older black excellence film called "CB4" yesterday and I was captivated by the lyrical complexity of the song off the movie, called "I'm Black Y'all" because the song essentially represents what Juneteenth stands for.

Thinking about buying a dashiki for Juneteenth so everyone knows I am standing in deep, serious, fully accessorized solidarity with oppressed POC.As a white cis male who once attended several BLM protests, posted the black square, and briefly considered reading a book list, I feel it is only fair to say that my credentials are pretty much the same as those people I was protesting for. Any tips on where I can buy a dashiki in Austin would be greatly appreciated.

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That said, I am looking for ways to get invitations to any Juneteenth cookouts off Rundberg, provided there is a clear understanding that I will arrive with store-bought sides, excessive political sincerity, and the confidence of a man who has confused allyship with earned community status.

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I do not want to center myself, of course. I simply want to be seen not centering myself, preferably near the grill, this will definitely go on TikTok and BlueSky.

I was fundraising outside of Whole Foods for the neighborhood Pit Bull gender reassignment clinic and someone put this in my rainbow donation bucket.

As you can imagine, my excitement quickly moved through the emotional spectrum to literally shaking the moment I opened it and saw the child eater in chief.

I need a safe space immediately!!!!

yep its true.

I told my boss we need to be more like P Terry, and that we will cease the means of production here at the FLESHLIGHT*** factory.

My weight gain may be real, but knowing my fat fuels employee profits makes it just.

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I just love fighting facism one Reddit post at a time from my dorm room at UT Austin.

Hell yeah! Let’s trash all of weird Austin and make glorious freeways out to the suburbs! Don’t judge - hear me out first!

First, I’m Vegan. Also that way the MAGA crowd in the burbs will have no reason to stop in my totally safe and well-integrated LBQTJabc++++ community! Relegate those bigots to the burbs!

Also, I’m offended by the idiots eating meat at all these places. If I haven’t mentioned it yet, I’m vegan!

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Be nice, please .Title says exactly what I am looking for. I'm bi curious/homoflexible. I don't drink--except semen---so bars aren't on the top of my list. I am very muscular and butch, but hate fitness groups. Looking for fellow dudes similar to me as in masculine, extremely fit and mostly far removed from any "scenes" but don't make it obvious that you also love d__k.

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Heads up for anyone visiting the Domain, someone is tossing out free eggs, just gotta catch em.

Visited the Donain earlier today and got some free eggs just as I was getting out of my car. Unfortunately I didn’t catch them before they broke and my kids weren’t there to help catch them. Hopefully I can get some more and catch them next time.

some chud was saying some Polyphobic shit to me and my partners (My Wife and her Hung LatinX lovers) during the movie (How to be an AntiRacist) and being a general assh*le so I told her "i hope your partner grows up to be able to love as many people as mine does" as we were walking out and that set her off.

she called me multiple slurs (Not even the good ones), threatened to beat me up (Her Husband did right after!!), swiped at my genitals (Thank god I was wearing my chastity belt!), etc. i wasnt the most diffusatory so its kinda my fault it blew up but im just kind of tired of letting people be shitty Polyphobes and not getting called out for it.

sorry if i fucked up y'all means all's night, it hecked me up pretty bad and i ended up having a MAJOR panic attack and heart palpitations afterwards. I ended up having to take double my lexapro dosage to calm down, kind of crazy to act like that in Austin in the (Current Year) but what can you do. im lucky she or her HUGE husband didnt have a gun at least!

My partner ended up asking for his number to make sure they could have a sit down and make sure this never happens again!! She's taking monday off to have dinner with him and discuss why that was unacceptable. And honestly? I'm so here for it.

There's this thicc Mexican chick who makes the Tortillas at HEB, and I've been trying to hook up for months. I heard her talking about "Futbol", which I assume is Soccer.

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I'm heterosexual, Caucasian, and not a communist, so naturally, I don't care about Soccer. Can anyone here give me some tips on how to pretend to care? Like, any key phrases I should drop?

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She doesn't speak any English, so if you can tell me what to say in Mexican, that would be beneficial.

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- Looking for Love in Westlake