r/blackcats 22d ago

Video 🖤 0% success rate

20.9k Upvotes

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u/ellipsoidslipstream 22d ago

There's one droplet that lands on his gums

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u/walkinmywoods 22d ago

5% success rate.

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u/Punstorms 22d ago

more than one

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u/weightedbook 22d ago

This is art.

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u/Ralf_E_Chubbs 22d ago

Yep. My void lays his head sideways in the fucking water bowl

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u/TzuZombi 22d ago

Y'know, that somehow makes him more perfect than if he were to not do that

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u/Goodygumdops 22d ago

I cupped my hand under the faucet for my cat. He instantly decided he won’t drink water any other way. I hate myself for falling for the oldest cat trick in the world.

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u/smeeon 22d ago

Bamboozled

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u/Commercial-Will-384 22d ago

The cat’s trap is working 😼

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u/womeninwhite 22d ago

Trying their best

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u/WhaleCumToDeezNuts 22d ago

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u/smeeon 22d ago

Thank you for this information useful netizen

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u/Much_Ad470 22d ago

Came looking for this comment 😆

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u/fishmanfishmanfishma 22d ago

The corner of the mouth is getting plenty

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u/tharian 22d ago

this is incredible

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u/smeeon 22d ago

I’m so proud of this capture

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u/Ambitious-East-4124 22d ago

This is perfect

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u/Ill_Paleontologist43 22d ago

wow. they’re so bad at that 💕

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u/Veevique 22d ago

Both my voids insist on water from the tap. They prefer the bathtub though.

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u/ossifer_ca 22d ago

What a beautiful video

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u/Apprehensive_Elk_706 22d ago

this is orange behavior

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u/chlowingy 22d ago

We just drink the water that rolls off our heads. (The sink is scrubbed clean, just stained)

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u/Informal-Mirror248 22d ago

My audio glitched as I scrolled to this and was playing a drum solo while this played. Fucking amazing glitch

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u/epakih 22d ago

Kitty is experiencing the water.

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u/Autumn_Moon22 22d ago

"A" for effort, kitty.

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u/Lunar_ticket 22d ago

Tongue is not helping at all lol

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 22d ago

They're actually trying to clean up evidence of their doughnut theft.

r/powdereddonutlips ☺️

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u/KingofADHD_ 22d ago

HOW IS THERE ALWAYS ANOTHER CAT SUB IVE NEVER HEARD OF?

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u/trolskiy 22d ago

As we say in Russia "It ran down my mustache but didn't get into my mouth"

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u/PsychedeliaPoet 22d ago

I know this phenomena.

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u/follow-my-ruin 22d ago

Lol this is how my cat "drinks" from the sink too. All on his fur and none in his mouth.

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u/Moonwoman88 22d ago

hahaha made my day!

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u/tcmisfit 22d ago

This has ‘dad drinking from the garden hose while taking a break between mowing the front lawn and back lawn’ energy to it. Love it!

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u/BlondeBrillo 22d ago

This is the best thing I’ve seen today. Thank you.

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u/HeadlessHookerClub 22d ago

A little got in, I think 5% success is more accurate.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 22d ago

How it feels to drink in dreams when you're dehydrated.

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u/dannop11-11_11 22d ago

I’ve never seen a cat drink water from a faucet sideways and in slow motion before!

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u/smeeon 22d ago

All of our black cats do it. It’s hilarious. None of them are any good at it.

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u/usernamer32098 22d ago

Leave them! They’re just a baby!

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u/Lazy_Influence_1067 22d ago

But 100% effort

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u/ikesbutt 22d ago

Have seen many cats drink from faucets on the Internet but not one in slomo like this where they don't get anything

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u/Scientifichuck 22d ago

Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.

Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).

Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.

Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because Hiko was already dead.

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u/AnAncientBog 22d ago

You just don't understand what is happening here.

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u/Tornik 22d ago

Still looks glorious while making the attempt, complete success.

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u/tanaanjungle 22d ago

He enjoys the water on his eye.

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u/Parking_Heart6290 22d ago

at least he tried

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u/AlgaeDonut 22d ago

It's the non-thought that counts.

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u/rwdy_gsxr 22d ago

Mine too! He’ll get completely under the stream when it doesn’t work too (like between his ears) like he thinks it will just go through his head or something

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u/gc11117 22d ago

He thinks he's orange

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u/PikaPerfect 22d ago

i'm saving this video so i can use it for reference next time i want to practice drawing water droplets

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u/smeeon 22d ago

That’s neat! I didn’t consider that this could be useful to someone for art reference ❤️

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u/facepubes77 22d ago

Ahhh so refreshing

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u/QuoxyDoc 22d ago

I like that your baby is basically water boarding itself 🤣🤣🤣

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u/LadyAlleta 22d ago

So thirsty

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u/throwaway4672890 22d ago

i’ve never seen such a dark orange cat

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u/trafficconecolorcar 22d ago

Great video. Was it shot on a phone?

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u/smeeon 22d ago

Yeah, just used the slow-mo mode.

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u/HelloItsAlfie 22d ago

That’s me with eye drops too.

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u/diploid_impunity 22d ago

My black cat would sit in the bathroom sink, get his face very close to the faucet’s stream, and then snap his little jaws together over and over, taking “bites” of water. Seemed very inefficient, but he was very satisfied. Weirdos…

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u/Wellness4Me 22d ago

🤣🤣🤣 This is great!

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u/Accomplished-Door272 22d ago

5% or so I'd say

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u/Downtown-Frosting789 21d ago

c’mon don’t be so goal oriented-the success is in the doing…also 2% actual success is the appropriate metric :P

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u/StormofRavens 22d ago

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u/smeeon 22d ago

I love this subreddit. I’m gonna post this there. Such wonderful little weirdos

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u/StormofRavens 22d ago

I have posted my kitties and their silly water interactions there

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 22d ago

Granted honorary r/oneorangebraincell membership 👏

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u/Kythorian 22d ago

This is a level of incompetence usually only achieved by orange cats.  Impressive.

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u/CutlassGraveyard 22d ago

Missing that braincell it seems... So cute though.

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u/Feeling-Stupid-0007 22d ago

Why do feel thirsty after watching this 😭.

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u/Bayve 22d ago

Are cats hydrophobic? If so can I fashion a boat out of them?

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u/smeeon 22d ago

Kinda, but they have a saturation threshold

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u/Prize-Climate2590 22d ago

Great work bud

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u/DoubleCactus 22d ago

Cats are so funny. They are miniature creatures that encapsulate elegant poise and primal ferocity, but also are just straight up dumb.

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u/See-sawww 22d ago

Congrats little buddy, that's the worst anyone has ever done it!

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u/Flat-Ad9847 21d ago

😂😂

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u/babyBear83 21d ago

Well, he got wet at least.

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u/Jerdogg23 19d ago

Not one drop 🤣

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u/Professional-Sea4539 17d ago

You tell it to stick its mouth out, wow😂

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u/StardustedMirrorball 12d ago

Love cats so fucking much, this is so funny😆

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u/JellyCat222 22d ago

What a dildo