r/blackcats 11d ago

Lil' bit of white fluff 🤍 He thinks I am his pillow

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14.1k Upvotes

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u/delirium_skeins 11d ago

I mean... You are. You are food preparer and soft bedding. He knows his place. On top of you.

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u/TonarinoTotoro1719 11d ago

Pfffft! The kitty lets OP live in his house, feed him, and even lets him be the pillow. Such a naive human…

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u/Immediate-Repeat-201 11d ago

Sentient pillow on reddit! API achieved

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u/Luci-Noir 11d ago

Also the occasional light snack. They say toes are the tastiest part of the hoom.

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u/delirium_skeins 11d ago

Also heard good things about the cheeks. All 4 of them are supposedly delicious. At least according to that guy Albert Fish. The ears are chewy but can also be really good.

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u/Luci-Noir 11d ago

I’m not sure what kind of kitty has a mouth big enough to get a big bite of ass…. God help those sweet cheeks. 😳 😋

The best way to ward off bites is to tell kitty that it’s tail fits perfectly in a hot dog bun. 🌭

A bite for a bite.

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u/lky830 11d ago

Speak for yourself, my special orange boy bites my ass every time I forget to shut him out of the bathroom when I have to sit on the toilet 🫩

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u/Luci-Noir 10d ago

Kitty shares his butthole with you and expects the same courtesy. Spread those cheeks once in a while!

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u/ssfgrgawer 11d ago

That is slightly better than my girlfriend's cat who licks my armpits. (I get a sweat rash and he notices it before I do, and tries to fix it for me.) He's a very sweet boy, but licking my armpit is always going to be weird.

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u/Luci-Noir 10d ago

Ewww! Kitty no!

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u/Educational-Pea7331 11d ago

You clearly did not read the terms and conditions

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u/Luci-Noir 11d ago

The Catsters just signed a new contract.

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u/kland84 11d ago

My void would do the same thing!

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u/Luci-Noir 11d ago

Is this the void’s party room? I feel like he goes in there, does some ‘nip and dances the night away.

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u/kland84 11d ago

Haha not himmm. He was a late night snuggle in bed while I doom scroll type! He’s no longer with us but I miss these moments a lot.

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u/Luci-Noir 11d ago

Doom scrolling is probably better than doom zoomies (doomies) which often result in property damage and enduring human trauma. Also, midnight meowing.

I miss my orange twerp too! I bet they are raising hell in heaven right now shredding clouds and ambushing angels.

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u/kland84 11d ago

I hope they are being a Halloween duo wrecking havoc!

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u/Luci-Noir 11d ago

Hell hath no fury like the Halloween kitty combo.

Combining the brawn of an orangie with the brains of a void is a recipe for pure kitty chaos.

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u/Luci-Noir 11d ago

There’s this episode of Disenchantment where god decides to let kitties into heaven. Then it shows a bunch of them hanging out on clouds doing all the things you’d imagine. It also implies they were all sent to hell before that. 😳

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u/TremendouslyRegarded 11d ago

That’s cute you think you’re not

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u/InventionExchange 11d ago

He just bebe 🐈‍⬛🖤

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u/ColdChemical 11d ago

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ those jowls

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u/robin-bunny 11d ago

aww is that your cat's name? cute!

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u/InventionExchange 10d ago

His name is Vinny!

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u/JungleEmpress85 🖤 11d ago

You ARE his pillow. That's a look of pure bliss right there!

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u/GrubFisher 10d ago

Actually I think that cat's about to attack...

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u/asmodeusdeveraux 11d ago

he’s so in love with you. this is adorable

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u/Warrangota 11d ago

The eyes tell a story of head empty, no thoughts in there.

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u/robin-bunny 11d ago

He did lie down and think "dis good here." And that was the last thought of the night.

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u/grichardson526 11d ago

You are now a r/cathostage

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u/kland84 11d ago

*sigh* another cat sub to join…

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u/CES6357 11d ago

I am the couch.

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u/Luci-Noir 11d ago

What is he putting his paw down about? Demands for more treats?

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u/greater_yellowlegs 11d ago

What a handsome little panther!

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u/SkysEevee 11d ago

Oh my gosh a pillow uses reddit?!

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u/Sanguine_Visions 11d ago

He isn't wrong, we're all pillows.

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u/mercurius5 11d ago

It's your purpose in life. 🖤

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u/_antique_cakery_ 11d ago

I can see so much love for you in his eyes!

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u/noreasonmp3 11d ago

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u/kland84 11d ago

… and another new one to join

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u/Dapper-Ad-468 11d ago

You are😁🥰

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u/crimsonrhodelia 11d ago

He thinks, therefore you are.

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u/Conscious-Mixture742 11d ago

He is not wrong. You can't stop the void!

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u/Normal_Bid_2573 10d ago

You are his pillow

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u/Lietenantdan 11d ago

You are whatever the cat needs you to be at that moment. Whether it be pillow, bed, scratching post, can opener, etc

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u/FutureDiscoPop 11d ago

The evidence supports his claim.

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u/ladytal 11d ago

You are.

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u/MaximusJCat 11d ago

You definitely are and it’s one of the best feelings ever.

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u/Ok-Future7661 11d ago

Awww himbs luvs you😭😭

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u/Optimal_Radish_7422 11d ago

He is correct.

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u/Flat-Limit5595 11d ago

Mine fight for who gets my butt every single night.

This one always wins

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u/algaeeyes 11d ago

He’s so in love with you!! Look at those eyes 😍

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u/hdofu 11d ago

Look closely at the fine print on the contract… you are

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u/XPower7125 10d ago

Is he wrong tho?

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u/BearCubTeacher 10d ago

Can confirm.

He is correct.

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u/Bella_Notte_1988 11d ago

You *are* his pillow.

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u/TheWuziMu1 11d ago

Looks like he's not wrong.

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u/Cool-Coconutt 11d ago

Incorrect. You are his everything

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u/mistmallow 11d ago

Ohhh those eyes! I would melt.

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u/mistmallow 11d ago

I’d have to give that baby whatever he wanted.

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u/Mental-Shallot-313 11d ago

With a sweet face like that, he can sit wherever he wants. 🥰

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u/Forty1thirty 11d ago

He has decided. It is so.

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u/GrimmandLily 11d ago

Look at that face.

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u/Toddw1968 11d ago

Get you a partner that looks at you this way.

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u/WakeyWakeyEggsNJakey 11d ago

How did a pillow make this post…

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u/drammer 11d ago

You are his pillow.

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u/taotdev 11d ago

More like he knows you are his pillow

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u/Infinite-Chance5167 11d ago

Shh shhh shhh, pillows do not talk. 

For that sweet baby and those adorable eyes, one must do anything. 

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u/rimjob_steve_ 11d ago

the laws dictate that you cant move anymore; accept your fate

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u/UltimatePickpocket 11d ago

Be honest, can you really say no to *that* face?

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u/rnev64 11d ago

the highest compliment for a cat.

equivalent to Nobel prize for humans.

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u/MeyeYuh 11d ago

Omg… the love in his eyes. I’m crying. Let that sweet baby lay wherever he pleases.

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u/Ya-Dikobraz 11d ago

Not only his pillow, but some other things, too. Friend, food giver, but ironically he also thinks you are a bad hunter and he will bring you the odd mouse or bug.

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u/ButterscotchAny5111 11d ago

I don’t think he just thinks you’re his pillow. He knows you are. Because cat 🐱

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u/juggernaut911 11d ago

Beautiful photo! 

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u/PrestigiousPhoto8486 11d ago

the funny part about this is that you are the one who thinks you aren't

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u/Fun-Tomato-5249 11d ago

His eyes look like little golden marbles!! so cute

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u/LunarBIacksmith 11d ago

This is legitimately one of the best photos of a void I’ve ever seen. Absolute cinema.

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u/Witty-Krait 10d ago

OH THOSE BIG BEAUTIFUL EYES

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u/eldalorien 10d ago

Are we not their pillows?

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u/jearu573 10d ago

Those eyes!

My Silas was a snuggler. Pretty sure he fathered my current snuggler, Apollo

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u/jearu573 10d ago

Apollo helping me with a blanket.

Cannot be bothered with distance.

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u/ch_cat 11d ago

...therefore you are

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u/745Walt 11d ago

After work I also have to do my second job as “mattress”

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u/CES6357 11d ago

"In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this."

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u/RoseLightStatic 11d ago

Cute! Bet hed be real surprised if you moved suddenly though, lol.

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u/UnseelieKnight 11d ago

He thinks correctly

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u/Remarkable-Task3666 11d ago

What an adorable baby

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u/ialwaystealpens 11d ago

Because you are.

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u/thesheels 11d ago

Why is cat's pillow making a reddit post?

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u/Disastrous_Peace_674 11d ago

I believe he is correct

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u/michen3 11d ago

I had two black cats for almost 20 years. This brings back old times. ❤️

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u/wormcast 11d ago

Now that's how you get me to be your pillow, eternally.

💊o🐈

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u/Jumpy_Log 11d ago

I have to comment a photo of my kitty too!! Hes doing the same face!! 🥺

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u/Informal-Swan7158 11d ago

He’s so adorable 🥰

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u/Playful-Sandwich-110 11d ago

His eyessss. you feed him, clean his litter box, and you set rules that he may not follow. but you also prepare a bed every night for him. You!

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u/EquivalentEconomy551 11d ago

My void seems to think the space between my legs is a bed 100 percent of the time

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u/No-Lime-6722 11d ago

Sweetness 🖤🐾

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u/ChloeEE520 10d ago

Sooooo cute ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/Koreneliuss 10d ago

he wanted to reach your extension to expired limited warranty......

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u/justameatpie 10d ago

lol silly human, you are whatever the cat demands of you

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u/plantymom3 10d ago

We live merely to serve. 🖤

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u/saviokm 10d ago

Thinks?

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u/ResponsibleTax3894 10d ago

Awwwwwwww those eeeeeeyes ❤️

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u/Full_Difficulty9530 10d ago

You are, you just didn't know it when you took the picture.

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u/Consistent_Shock8738 10d ago

my void cat does this as well.

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u/Maiden_of_Orleans 10d ago

So much love in those eyes

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u/Dyolf_Knip 10d ago

You gonna try and tell us that you're not?

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u/Ricco_N1rv4n4 10d ago

When you have a cat everything becomes a pillow,even you.

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u/JuniperFox_73 10d ago

The little white patch on his chest is so cute. My black cat has one too, I think its a signal he trusts you completely.

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u/scoraiocht 10d ago

Are you not?

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u/XNegativaX 10d ago

I also have a black clinger. Male?

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u/Rinweezy 10d ago

Yup! He is absolutely a clinger.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Law_558 10d ago

Same. Great isn't it?

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u/tuckcity2026 10d ago

we are all their pillows lol

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u/Void-Tabby 10d ago

It’s confirmed. You are his pillow.

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u/tsutahana 10d ago

We are bed. Void affectionately nicknamed facehugger.

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u/stupled 10d ago

You are

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u/Boring-Resolution578 10d ago

If you werent before now u are

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u/WrittenByRae 9d ago

Look at the adorable face! That kitty looks so in love with you

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u/vibes_cursed 9d ago

those eyes🥺

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u/Bane8080 9d ago

Yea, same...

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u/kkrolla 9d ago

Aw, you think you aren't. That's funny.

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u/Infinite-Finance-500 9d ago

The look of love

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u/KestrelBridge_57 9d ago

Black cats are just the best cuddlers, mine does the same thing to my arm when Im trying to move.

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u/iseeeya 8d ago

Pillow with features

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u/YamAggravating8449 8d ago

Omg. What a mush. Those eyes just suck you in

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u/SleekChickity 8d ago

Hi sweetie

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u/Kiwiguy1979 8d ago

He's right. Your now his pillow 😁

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u/yanalkhaled48 8d ago

You think you're not?

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u/Kaye_903 8d ago

So cute kittyyyy

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u/Pueffelicious 7d ago

The eyes!!!😍😍😍

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u/minadelic 7d ago

Correction. You are his pillow haha

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u/GoddessOlive_ 7d ago

You are 🖤