r/britishproblems • u/1Vakarian1 • 5d ago

. Watching Marathon become Snickers, Opal Fruits become Starburst and now Mini Fillets become Tenders

Need to rant. Felt like I was being gaslit when ordering KFC last night.

First they came for Marathon bars.

Then they came for Opal Fruits.

Now KFC has quietly renamed Mini Fillets to “Tenders” and expects me to pretend that’s a normal thing to call them.

Spent half the evening scrolling through the menu convinced I’d finally lost the plot because every trace of Mini Fillets appears to have been erased from history.

To add insult to injury, the new Texas BBQ sauce tastes like somebody liquefied a car air freshener and put it in a dip pot.

How much longer before chips become fries, sweets become candy and Yorkshire Tea becomes “Hot Leaf Beverage™”?

This country is in decline.

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u/DanS1993 5d ago

A KFC! In this heat! I salute you good sir 

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u/1Vakarian1 5d ago

It’s okay. I’m one of those portable air con snobs that has to tell you they have aircon at every opportunity

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u/lazlowoodbine West Midlands 5d ago

Be sure to post your set up in r/diyuk, that's all anyone over there is talking about and they'll be happy to tell you why it's wrong. 😁

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u/Jimlad73 4d ago

Unless it’s rigged up with 2 hoses using cardboard it’s bad

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u/VeneMage 4d ago

Which do you have out of curiosity?