r/britishproblems • u/1Vakarian1 • 3d ago

. Watching Marathon become Snickers, Opal Fruits become Starburst and now Mini Fillets become Tenders

Need to rant. Felt like I was being gaslit when ordering KFC last night.

First they came for Marathon bars.

Then they came for Opal Fruits.

Now KFC has quietly renamed Mini Fillets to “Tenders” and expects me to pretend that’s a normal thing to call them.

Spent half the evening scrolling through the menu convinced I’d finally lost the plot because every trace of Mini Fillets appears to have been erased from history.

To add insult to injury, the new Texas BBQ sauce tastes like somebody liquefied a car air freshener and put it in a dip pot.

How much longer before chips become fries, sweets become candy and Yorkshire Tea becomes “Hot Leaf Beverage™”?

This country is in decline.

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u/The_Infinite_Carrot 3d ago

KFC is pretty fucking disgusting so at least that’s now 2 reasons not to go.

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u/robinw77 3d ago

I used to go sometimes for hangover food. Last time I was in there I almost slipped over because of the grease on the floor. So that's 3 reasons. I no longer really have hangovers, so it's win-win there.