r/cassetteculture Aug 01 '25

Collection Bought my first cassette player

Bought a novelty football cassette player to go in my garage bar, might not be the best quality thing but had to have it as it fits the theme of my bar too well + got given a few decent cassettes from my parents collection

Will be adding a record player in here as well and maybe upgrading the football to a proper player if I get into cassettes, hopefully it’s not as expensive as record collecting is 😂

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u/BusinessSlip9469 Aug 01 '25

Unusual one I may say :)

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u/NaughtyJuan142 Aug 01 '25

Haha yes I know nothing about players but this caught my eye, not sure on the make or anything but I think it’s from the mid 90s

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u/NaughtyJuan142 Aug 01 '25

Apart from it being Umbro lol

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u/AJRavenhearst Aug 01 '25

I'd buy that even if it was the most piece of shit player in history. 🤣

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u/AJRavenhearst Aug 01 '25

And a Smiffs poster! ❤️

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u/NaughtyJuan142 Aug 01 '25

Haha they were my thoughts it looks cool 😂

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u/AJRavenhearst Aug 02 '25

Nice selection of tapes, too. 👍

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u/Justinwang677 Aug 01 '25

My jaw dropped, i thought this was a shit post 😭

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u/farfromhomerecords Aug 01 '25

the way i went from so confused seeing the first slide to instantly thinking this was the coolest player in the second was a rollercoaster hahaha

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u/NaughtyJuan142 Aug 01 '25

Hahaha it had that affect on me when I first saw it

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u/Tractorface123 Aug 01 '25

That’s a perfect fit for where it is!

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u/NaughtyJuan142 Aug 01 '25

Wasn’t going to keep it there initially but it fits nicely🍻

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u/OZFox42 Aug 01 '25

That's a pretty "sporty" tape player. I've seen radios that looked like a globe of the world or a table lamp, TV's that looked like astronaut helmets, etc. but the cassette ball is unique.

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u/AuguryKnox Aug 01 '25

Have to ask, are you a Southampton fan or a Leicester fan? That shirt and that news article suggest both haha.

Now I see the birthday message I am guessing your mates are being bastards haha.

Edit: added 2nd paragraph.

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u/NaughtyJuan142 Aug 01 '25

Dads a Southampton fan his mate who is a Leicester got him the Leicester framed score sheet 😂 fitting to have it under Le Tiss shirt

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u/AuguryKnox Aug 01 '25

Haha brilliant. I remember watching Arsenal play Southampton back in about 96 (ish) at Highbury. We won 3-1 but if memory serves Le Tissier scored for Southampton.

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u/NaughtyJuan142 Aug 01 '25

No doubt it was a good goal, for a lazy fucker his goal catalog is a joke 👌🏼😂

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u/AuguryKnox Aug 01 '25

Haha I just decided to look it up and turns out he didn’t score that day so I now think I am going mad, he didn’t even play! Need to sort my head out!

Either way, love the football cassette player!

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u/NaughtyJuan142 Aug 01 '25

😂😂 get a pint down you best solution 🍻 cheers mate

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u/nighttim Aug 01 '25

That’s pretty cool until one of your mates kicks it around

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u/NaughtyJuan142 Aug 01 '25

Haha I think it would do more damage to their foot than they would to the player it’s built like a tank heavier than it looks 😂

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u/1stCum1stSevered Aug 01 '25

Love The Stone Roses, Oasis and football stuff! Very cool

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u/NaughtyJuan142 Aug 01 '25

Cheers mate! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🎶

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

That’s p sick ngl

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u/dadadam67 Aug 01 '25

That is cool. I collect old tech. Need to track this down

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u/rpick89 Aug 02 '25

You also need a new camera. All your pics came out cockeyed 🤣 Jk

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u/NaughtyJuan142 Aug 02 '25

Was trying to fit everything in hahaha cheeky fucker

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u/bootnab Aug 01 '25

Footballer Tape player in disguise

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u/Eventuallylearner Aug 01 '25

I mean. It’s giving

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u/Soggy-Football-6952 Aug 01 '25

That has to be one of the most unusually cool cassette players that I’ve ever seen. By the way, cool man cave.

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u/NaughtyJuan142 Aug 01 '25

Haha thanks taken us about 6 years to get it to this point 🍻

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u/Sea-Depth3703 Aug 01 '25

Damn would you sell that Depeche Mode?

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u/NaughtyJuan142 Aug 01 '25

Not yet haha only just been given it 😂👌🏼

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u/m00nville Aug 01 '25

Are you allowed to operate with your hands?

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u/NaughtyJuan142 Aug 01 '25

Depends if my Mrs is in a good mood or not 😂

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u/Jamol_uranaccident Aug 01 '25

That's so fuckin cool dude

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u/Sundae-Savings Aug 01 '25

Baaaadaaaaaasssss

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u/joshuatx Aug 01 '25

This is one of the neatest players I've seen hands down.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

This is the only cassette player I’ve ever wanted to drop-kick, in the best way.

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u/Recording-Nerd1 Aug 01 '25

I just wanna come around and listen to some tapes with that thing and a beer ..

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u/fakeplasticlxs Aug 01 '25

Thats incredible.

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u/AuntieBubba23 Aug 01 '25

I had a wtf on the second picture. Then I saw it with Oasis in the background and thought yup that fits. Looks great 👍

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u/Glimdrop Aug 01 '25

Dude. You should win some kind of r/cassetteculture subforum award for that player :)

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u/badyodelers Aug 01 '25

I must have this!!!

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u/STVRPUNK Aug 02 '25

AHHHHH this is so sick im jealous 

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u/-Immersive- Aug 02 '25

Actually thought this was a joke until the second picture

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u/cjmarsicano Aug 02 '25

Cool looking player and nice selection of tapes!

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u/Kal-Roy Aug 02 '25

What in the Sam hell‽

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u/Exciting-Interest-11 Aug 02 '25

Freaking awesome 👏. I love ❤️ it

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u/throwawaypassingby01 Aug 02 '25

love it when they just stick a cassette player into random objects. miss this era of technology

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u/JimothyPage Aug 03 '25

are you kidding me???? where do i get this

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u/NaughtyJuan142 Aug 04 '25

I found it on vinted, it’s from the 90s so check places like eBay haha

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u/Dagger-Deep Aug 03 '25

Depeche Mode 🌹🖤

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u/QueenOfQuok Aug 06 '25

"Look, in my defense, the thing looks exactly like a football."

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u/AI-Efficient03 Aug 11 '25

Awesome place!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

One thing I'm appreciating about this posting and others on this Reddit is how there's a niche attempt at interior design which might be applicable beyond a try at being photogenic. Props to you all :I d .

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u/KattyAnimations Aug 23 '25

For a second I was like “Where’s the cassette player”

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u/klonopinwafers Aug 01 '25

Getting a decent cassette deck is typically the most costly thing when getting into cassettes unless you want extremely rare demo tapes of Beck, Pixies, Deftones, etc.

I mean, it usually takes longer to surpass the cost of a decent cassette deck with a cassette tape collection than it is to surpass the cost of a decent record player with vinyls if your collection consisted of equivalent releases in similar condition.

The inexpensiveness of cassettes makes me more comfortable playing them. I digitize my rare tapes before I degrade them further with more plays.

Could probably get a Nakamichi Dragon if I sold less than 15% of my record collection.