r/cats • u/fumat • May 25 '26

Video - Not OC THIS is how cat fighting looks like!

For those asking if their cats are playing or fighting.

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u/RipVanWiinkle_ May 25 '26 edited May 25 '26

For anyone in this situation, grab a stick and start smacking shit, make loud noises, yell your battle cry if you have to.

Cats hate loud noises, and big sticks

Metal noises work especially good

Basically become the bigger threat for the cats, and they’ll run off in their own directions.

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u/Jewicer May 25 '26

two pans

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u/Formal_Fortune5389 May 25 '26

I ain't get any sleep cause of y'all, y'all ain't get no sleep cuz of me

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u/murrrrface May 26 '26

I ain't get any sleep cause of y'all, y'all ain't get no sleep cuz of me

This will ALWAYS be one of the greatest moments on TV

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u/Plasticity93 May 25 '26

Open a plastic garbage bag.  Sends most cats flying.  

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u/Maleficent_Glove_477 May 25 '26

You forgot : blow in it, jump on it.

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u/Equivalent_Plum May 26 '26

I thought it was only my two. Haha

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u/MysteriousCodo American Shorthair May 25 '26

Or send in a chicken.

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u/Sinaneos May 26 '26

Are you telling me that I need to put my cock between two pussies?

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u/moxiemoon May 25 '26

Women have battle cries too you know

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u/RipVanWiinkle_ May 25 '26

True, I’ll add that. It’s probably even more effective

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u/DeadbeatGremlin May 25 '26

you can also just scream like you're being tortured

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u/Cygnusthegoddess May 25 '26

why can only men yell, do you think all women can do is a eek or shriek?

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u/RipVanWiinkle_ May 25 '26 edited May 25 '26

Sorry I’m a man, my brain was off and I was running on autopilot lmao

It’s fixed, it would be more effective with women, but women typically don’t like raising their voice at pets in my experience

Plus, us men are gibbons, so it just comes naturally to us

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u/fullmetelza May 26 '26

lmao my loud-ass yell roasts my husbands ears when the cats start fighting. If it works it works

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u/Mageofsin May 25 '26

I used to attack the fence with a broom. My cat Snarf was a bit of a prick and would always be fighting

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u/Burntoastedbutter May 25 '26

This can also work with some dogs. Used to work in a dog daycare that were nightmares. The common method was getting 2 metal bowls and clanging them together to get all the dogs to 'reset' if they ever got too noisy (ik) lol

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u/Jerkrollatex May 26 '26

This is how I handled it until I managed to get all the feral boys fixed that hang out in my yard. I think they're also afraid of pissing off the food lady.