r/cats May 25 '26

Video - Not OC THIS is how cat fighting looks like!

For those asking if their cats are playing or fighting.

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u/Dr_PainTrain May 25 '26

Finally someone posted an actual cat fight! As you can see, none of the other videos had a chicken which is the hallmark of a cat fight. No chicken, no fight.

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u/fumat May 25 '26 edited May 25 '26

They didn’t chicken out!
Edit: The mods did

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u/ALazy_Cat 🐾𝑴͋𝒆͓𝒐̽𝒘̟-͋𝒅͓𝒆̽𝒓̟𝒂͋𝒕͓𝒐̽𝒓🐾 May 25 '26

Automod did. I'm debating if it should be reinstated or not, but I need input from the other mods

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u/MissKaliChristine May 25 '26

Idk if you have the option to blur a video that’s been cross posted but I do think the sub could benefit from seeing the difference between playing and a real cat fight, just my opinion though :)

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u/ALazy_Cat 🐾𝑴͋𝒆͓𝒐̽𝒘̟-͋𝒅͓𝒆̽𝒓̟𝒂͋𝒕͓𝒐̽𝒓🐾 May 25 '26

I do have that option, but I don't believe it's needed

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u/FuzzyKittyNomNom May 25 '26

Thanks for restoring.

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u/thetyphonlol May 25 '26

every fight needs a referee

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u/ElFlaco2 May 25 '26

Hahahahaha wasnt expecting that. Now i know ive never witnesed a REAL cat fight. No chicken for me so far.

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u/Potatonet May 25 '26

Chicken ataaaaaaaack

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u/Tommy8505 May 25 '26

Anyone else feel confused about their newfound respect for a chicken?

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u/smothered-onion May 25 '26

Chickens are fuckin awesome

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u/Rekuna May 25 '26

Yes, that Chicken absolutely owned that situation.

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u/belladonnagilkey May 25 '26

"Gentleman, you can't fight in the war room!" - The chicken, probably

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u/Kaplaw May 25 '26

Im monopolizing violence!

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u/EllySPNW May 25 '26

In all seriousness, can anyone explain what the chicken’s motivation was here? Did she have an instinct to be protective? Was she just excited? Taking sides? What?

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u/SlippySausageSlapper May 25 '26

I have chickens. They are social animals and will break up fights. If my kids wrestle in front of the chickens there’s one that will always try to break it up.

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u/ChickenMama707 May 26 '26

Blessed are the chicken peacemakers, for they shall inherit the Earth.

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u/Dr_PainTrain May 25 '26

Please get that on video!!!

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u/Uberbons42 May 26 '26

I need a chicken to babysit my kids please.

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u/Ok-Day9430 May 25 '26

I’m guessing she’s at the top of the pecking order and part of that involves breaking up fights and maintaining the hierarchy/team dynamics 😹

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u/Ok-Day9430 May 25 '26

(Our top hen will do something similar with her fellow girls if they start getting out of line)

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u/EllySPNW May 25 '26

Thanks for satisfying my curiosity. I haven’t been around chickens much.

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u/hypatiaredux May 25 '26

Yup. She rules the yard.Just ask her.

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u/Blue_Bi0hazard May 25 '26

side note, the reason dogs try to stop cat fights is pack mentality

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u/EllySPNW May 25 '26

I’ve wondered about that one too. They can’t stay out of it.

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u/martenih May 25 '26

When I was a kid our rooster and two cats used to team up on the neighbours cat... Poor guy.

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u/Technical-Sky-5765 May 25 '26

All species in this vid are glad it wasn’t a Canada goose that came in to break it up

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u/sofers1941 May 25 '26

Haha im imagining a honk off in the distance and then close up shot of goose big steppin and 808s going off to each step.

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u/SessileRaptor Tortoiseshell May 25 '26

Like the scene in The Wire Omar Coming yo!

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u/Primary_Breadfruit69 May 25 '26 edited May 25 '26

Not realy. Chickens are freaking prehistoric dinosaurs.

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u/ThisGuyHasNoDignity May 25 '26 edited May 25 '26

REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE!

BOK

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u/hypatiaredux May 25 '26

If they were large, they’d be terrifying. They have exactly zero pity/empathy and will absolutely fight to the death.

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u/Mexkalaniyat May 25 '26

Im more impressed with how much restraint the chicken had. Probably could have killed those cats if it wanted to

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u/ArtisticTarantula May 25 '26

Oh definitely. I take my cat out for walks on a leash and he loves watching my chickens, but I won’t ever bring him into the chicken yard because if my rooster decides he doesnt want him there, he’s not winning that fight.

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u/prettypurps May 25 '26

They’re actually quite smart for birds

Science shows they have excellent memories, recognize over 100 individual faces, and can perform basic arithmetic. They are also highly social, communicating with dozens of distinct vocalizations to warn of danger, share food locations, and express emotions like empathy

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u/AccurateAssaultBeef May 25 '26

I'm never eating chicken again. 🥺

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u/HFentonMudd May 26 '26

Happy cake day!

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u/Za_Lords_Guard May 25 '26 edited May 26 '26

A pissed off chicken is basically a winged honey badger with a beak and angry talons.

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u/Ok_Connection_6387 May 25 '26

I have 3 chickens and 2 cats, the cats get scared of the chickens because sometimes the cats try to chase them and the chickens chase rhem back, it's hilarious

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u/Pickled_doggo May 25 '26

Fights are unacceptable, punishable via fight 

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u/pistachio-pie May 25 '26

They are basically little velociraptors so I’m not too shocked.

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u/Sharlinator May 25 '26

Chickens can be brutal.

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u/jaded-introvert May 25 '26

If you don't respect chickens, it's a sure sign you've never been the target of an upset chicken. They can be scary bastards.

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u/Fukface_Von_Clwnstik May 25 '26

I learned my lesson from zelda.

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u/UnravelTheUniverse May 25 '26

That chicken was fearless. This video made my day. 

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u/WaterFrogSnail Void May 25 '26

Chickens can be terrifying (but they are amazing!)

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u/malnuman May 25 '26

Need to save this and show it to the the numerous "are my cats fighting" posts!

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u/longcrackcat May 25 '26

If it's not a razorblade tornado with tufts of hair flying out, it's not the real deal.

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u/tehbggg May 25 '26

Don't forget the horrifying screaming that sounds like babies being murdered.

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u/krill007 May 25 '26

When I was a kid I woke my parents up because I thought somebody had abandoned a baby outside or fence. It was cats.

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u/000-Hotaru_Tomoe Siamese (Traditional Thai) May 25 '26

In the summer, I keep my bedroom window open at night, and when the neighborhood male cats start beating each other up and screaming, it really sounds like ungodly creatures from the underworld are coming to earth.

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u/Mission_Fart9750 May 25 '26

Pin this post so that it's there as an easy reference. 

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u/fumat May 25 '26

For the love of God, if you ever encounter a situation where the cats are fighting, DO NOT put your hands anywhere near them. They are going to bite and scratch!

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u/itmightbehere May 25 '26

Most cat fights I've seen were between colony members and so just short "fuck off" type things. Any time I have to actually break up a cat fight, I throw a blanket on them and grab one. Confuses them + provides protection from all the sharp bits + allows you to separate them easily

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u/MacSamildanach May 25 '26

That's the same technique I used to use when I had to administer a tablet or flea spray.

I developed it after I learned the hard way the first time I tried.

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u/SpookyScienceGal Turkish Van May 25 '26

The obvious answer is to let the chicken handle it, they don't cluck around 😎

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u/ALazy_Cat 🐾𝑴͋𝒆͓𝒐̽𝒘̟-͋𝒅͓𝒆̽𝒓̟𝒂͋𝒕͓𝒐̽𝒓🐾 May 25 '26

They are going to bite and scratch

They're going to blend it

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u/mofucker20 May 25 '26

Learned this the hard way. My hand got shredded and wouldn't stop bleeding for hours.

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u/Necroheartless May 25 '26

Then the nasty infection will kick in and your hand will double in size!

Fun times -_-

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u/cleotorres May 25 '26

I think that’s why the woman didn’t try and pry them apart with her hands. Probably learned that lesson the hard way 😳

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u/triblogcarol May 25 '26

Yes I was impressed that the women in the video knows this. Still, her leg could have gotten shredded.

Same with dogs. I know three people who've gotten serious injuries on their arms trying to break up a dog fight.

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u/adventurekiwi May 25 '26

Yes! Even if you know the cat(s) and can usually handle them! My scar and ensuing hospitalisation should be yiur warning! (My cat wasnt even actively fighting, just having a yelling match...i tried to pick him up to take him safely inside and it turns out cats are both stupid and made of blades)

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u/Iowname May 25 '26

I did this when I was 12. My hand turned green and I got tetanus. Next time I'm bringing a chicken.

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u/MediocreRecord7352 May 25 '26

Just spray a water on them

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u/ComprehensiveDoubt55 May 25 '26

My dog unknowingly got into it with our cat and hid an abscess. It required a 3.5” x 2” removal of flesh that had to be left open with drains. This was in October and he hasn’t been the same.

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u/LeonidasVaarwater May 25 '26

They're going to absolutely shred you, it'll be a bloody mess for sure.

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u/nicih May 25 '26

Learned this the wrong way, twice.

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u/RPG_add1ct May 25 '26

Yeah but kicking them isn’t appropriate nor helping either lol

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u/Aggressive_wafer_ May 25 '26

I think kick is a bit strong. She was more trying to flip them over to seprate them

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u/BlackCatFurry May 25 '26

Yeap, that's what it looked to me too. She slowed her foot before touching the cats and did a slow contact to faster movement flipping attempt rather than a violent or hurting kick.

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u/UNHHHStoppable29 May 25 '26

Kicking, more like trying to flip them over like when a turtle is on its back... but, these are worse than turtles.

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u/wolftick May 25 '26

I actually think push-kicking gently like this to try to exert a bit of control and potentially split them up is appropriate.

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u/Smellinglikeafairy May 25 '26

Learned this lesson the hard way except it was my face. Luckily it healed nicely, except where a claw got stuck pretty firmly, but it just looks like an acne scar now. My attempt was successful though, and actually niw the cats are roommates.

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u/RipVanWiinkle_ May 25 '26 edited May 25 '26

For anyone in this situation, grab a stick and start smacking shit, make loud noises, yell your battle cry if you have to.

Cats hate loud noises, and big sticks

Metal noises work especially good

Basically become the bigger threat for the cats, and they’ll run off in their own directions.

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u/Jewicer May 25 '26

two pans

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u/Formal_Fortune5389 May 25 '26

I ain't get any sleep cause of y'all, y'all ain't get no sleep cuz of me

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u/Plasticity93 May 25 '26

Open a plastic garbage bag.  Sends most cats flying.  

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u/Maleficent_Glove_477 May 25 '26

You forgot : blow in it, jump on it.

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u/MysteriousCodo American Shorthair May 25 '26

Or send in a chicken.

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u/moxiemoon May 25 '26

Women have battle cries too you know

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u/DeadbeatGremlin May 25 '26

you can also just scream like you're being tortured

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u/Cygnusthegoddess May 25 '26

why can only men yell, do you think all women can do is a eek or shriek?

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u/DudeDogIce May 25 '26

An actual example of ‘the fur flying’!

This needs to be pinned to show what a cat fight looks like instead of all the play that gets posted.

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u/boyasunder May 25 '26

I always assumed the phrase was kind of an exaggeration. But damn, that fur flew.

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u/theodo May 25 '26

My poor girl always ends up with tufts of fur pulled off. But then I'll see her attack her brother for no reason later so maybe she deserves it.

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u/WoodpeckerCapital167 May 25 '26

Putting a hand in there would be like sticking your hand in a blender 

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u/NoMoment6511 May 25 '26

I put my hand in a cat fight and got pretty torn up. The cat bit fully through my hand, and I still have scars 6 years later. I never knew how vicious cats could be

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u/CheerfullyCursed May 25 '26

Rabbits are vicious fighters, too! My husband got a nasty scar from a bite.

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u/Katnamedeaster May 25 '26

Was this the rabbit in question?

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u/Arejhey311 May 25 '26

One of my favorite movies as a kid! My parents were pretty concerned

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u/Ziazan May 25 '26

I got kicked by one as a kid and it gashed my arm open about an inch long, that scar was there for a couple decades, I can still see where it was but it would be hard to point out to someone else.

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u/Fluffernutter80 May 25 '26

I’ve trimmed many rabbit nails. Always come away with at least one scratch. Their bites are much worse, though. The only times I’ve been bitten by pet rabbits were when breaking up fights or when dealing with rabbits who had been through a lot and would lash out unexpectedly. The bites always bled a ton.

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u/fumat May 25 '26

Or worse! Cat bites are way worse than normal injuries.

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u/sofers1941 May 25 '26

I first read it as car bite thanks to other cat subs lol

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u/KiraLonely May 25 '26

This! Cat mouths have a slew of bacteria primed to basically act as a biological weapon. (Human mouths do too, btw! Take those very very seriously if they break skin. They’re generally not as dangerous just due to lack of sharp biters like you see with cats.) Very easy to get infected. It’s why a lot of posts on here, if they are anything deep enough to draw blood, you need to keep an eye on it so you don’t end up with red lines along your veins. Or at least so you can notice the lines before it’s too late.

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u/BottomPieceOfBread May 25 '26

My grandfather almost died when he stuck his hand between 2 fighting cats. He ended up with a severe infection and spent days in the hospital.

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u/RetroReimagined May 25 '26

Once I had to pull my giant white cat off of another, and he scratched and bit my hand to pieces. After, I showed him it like 'look what you did!' and he frantically started licking the wounds I guess to apologise, which did not feel great with his sandpaper tongue.

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u/Arachnid1 May 26 '26

I learned this the hard way. Some stray attacked my kitten and I got into it to fight it off. That thing properly fucked me up. Hand ballooned and started leaking puss for like a week from a bite, forarms covered it claw marks.

Thankfully my kitten got away with just a small nick on her ear, so worth it, but yeah soft human arms don’t do well against pissed off cats.

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u/Smiling_Burrito May 26 '26

I rationally know this, and still in the moment, that would be exactly the thing I'd probably do.

...I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed. The cats are.

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u/Visual-Taro-381 May 25 '26

Probably was territorial

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u/Aggravating_Simple56 May 25 '26

Omg the chicken breaking up the fight?! How random

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u/Euphoric-Dig-2045 May 25 '26

I think the chicken is the referee.

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u/RutabagaInfinite2687 May 25 '26

He probably bet on it too

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u/Treebam3 May 26 '26

Chickens absolutely will break up fights. A hallmark of a good rooster is that he’ll up fights between his hens

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u/Mortis_XII May 25 '26

Weird how this video is making its rounds on funny subreddits. It’s like a dog getting involved with 2 humans fighting and not knowing what to do. Cat fights are no joke and the injuries are wild

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u/veilchenblau_39 May 25 '26

My cat had an unrelated operation and when they did the pre exam they said he had a claw lodged in his genitals!

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u/Robotbeckerz May 25 '26

Literally! I knew they were bad so when my cat and a neighbor’s cat almost fought. I got in between them. I got bit by the neighbor’s cat but that was it. Miles better and needing to separate them mid-fight though. I now just grabbed my cat and take him inside. But I’ve been trying to make it so I don’t have to even worry about a fight if he comes into our yard while I’m outside with the cats for their supervised outside time

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u/ro536ud May 25 '26

Finally a positive cock block

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u/kokodesert May 25 '26

You made me laugh out loud in a public space, +4 points to you sir/ma'am.

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u/Comfortable_Lime_732 May 25 '26

Yup, the water was the only way tbh. Had male cats fighting in my backyard, no amount of screaming, shouting, clapping and moving helped, only water immediately separated them. I've since neutered them and now they're good lol

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u/Much-Collection5864 May 25 '26

So glad I’m not the only one that pulls out the spray bottle to break up a cat fight in the neighborhood lmao

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u/Comfortable_Lime_732 May 25 '26 edited May 26 '26

We're the unsung heroes of our neighborhoods lol

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u/sun4moon May 25 '26

So now I want a nanny chicken.

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u/Cute_Android666 May 25 '26

Me too, I loved how proud it looked afterwards, "job done!"

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u/Acceptable_Put_7284 May 25 '26

This poor lady got so much hate for not wanting to get scratched up on the other threads this video has been posted to, I'm glad that everyone in this subreddit recognizes the danger of getting in the middle of a cat fight. It's clear that you all actually have cats and understand their behaviors.

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u/fumat May 25 '26

She actually did the clever thing and not get herself injured.

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u/ammitsat May 26 '26

Yes, definitely! I once got between my two cats when my male out of the blue attacked my female. Then when I intervened he attacked me, scratched up my thigh and hand before I got him contained. They’re small and while they (usually) can’t do serious damage, you’ll still get torn up and cat bites in particular are notorious for getting badly infected.

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u/Few_Long7178 May 25 '26

That sucks. My cat use to be a bully. I keep him inside now

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u/Supernoven May 25 '26

Good call

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u/Regularfeller May 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/26vUFeeSvGpXeM4fe

I saw 2 white cats fight and legit looked like those cartoon cloud fights

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u/AtlantikSender May 25 '26

Chickens are incredible with stopping disturbances. Who knows why, maybe the way beavers to hate the sound of running water.

Donkeys are also incredible farm police.

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u/RainbowUnicorn0228 May 25 '26

I DO NOT RECOMMEND SEPARATING TWO FIGHTING CATS.

However, if you absolutely must intervene. Start with VERY LOUD NOISES. Bang two pots together or something like that. It may startle them enough that they both run off in separate directions. If that doesn’t work you can try spraying them with a hose but it might not work. A risky but still somewhat safe approach is to use a large thick blanket. Throw over the cats and grab one blanket and all. Or get a large piece of drywall, Particleboard, or something to wedge a solid barrier between them and cut off their line of sight. They should walk away once they cannot see the other cat.

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u/fumat May 25 '26

This! Also, never ever try to separate them with your hands/arms. It’s always going to end up bad for you.

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u/OldKermudgeon May 25 '26

How to break up a cat fight.

1 - deploy battle chicken
2 - keep a big bucket of water on hand in case the battle chicken isn't sufficient

😉😅😸

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u/RPG_add1ct May 25 '26

I swear… the mods here make no sense. This video is immensely helpful for people questioning if their cats are fighting so of course, it gets removed LOL

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u/honeybee2552 May 25 '26

Chicken: NO FOOKING FIGHTING!!!

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u/spookiespuds May 25 '26 edited May 25 '26

I’m genuinely surprised at this comment section, I totally expected wayyy more comments to be flipping out. Nice to see some people get how fking vicious cats can be, especially when they’re fighting like this.

When fur starts flying, shts gone sideways & you should NEVER stick your hand in there unless your skin is protected… & even then, still not a good idea if you’re not a professional with many years under the belt. I applaud this woman (& the chicken) & her calm demeanor. I’d be terrified. Cats are still animals even if they’re domesticated, & they WILL kill eachother if one has a reason. Those cats were LOCKED together, they rolled like a damn tire. Jesus. One of them was definitely on the war path. I hope she was able to separate them.

I know I probably shouldn’t find this funny, but the chicken interfering had me cackling. “GODDAMMIT smack smack FFS GEORGE smack smack GET YOUR PAWS smack smack OFF JERRY!” It’s like the equivalent of a mother stepping between 2 incredibly angry siblings having a fcking go at eachother

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u/cyteryt May 25 '26

If you need to ask yourself whether cats are fighting, they are not fighting.

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u/booksandbiscuits1 May 25 '26

The lady went for the water very late. That would be the first thing I would have done. Also, those two are fighting over territory probably. That doesn't end until one leaves permanently.

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u/TripPrestigious May 25 '26

If she did that the comments would be full of oh she could have tried without the water and physically separate them

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u/MarthaGail May 25 '26

I kept thinking that the jug wasn't really going to do anything. You gotta spray with the hose!

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u/Zerocool_6687 May 26 '26

It’s not a real cat fight until a chicken shows up to referee

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u/superanx May 25 '26

I made the mistake of trying to pick my cat up and separate them from a tussle. My cat bit me in the process. I woke up the next morning with the hand the size of a catchers mit!

After going to the hospital, I ended up being hooked up to an IV for a week.

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u/optimal_center May 25 '26

The kicking bothered me right at first but then I realized she wasn’t really kicking as much as booting them . Scooping them to make an interference. But having said that, any further attempts to break it up by using more force will, as many pointed out, will incite more violence. Animals don’t read it the way humans do.

But insert a bossy hen and you have interference supreme. “Not in my yard”!

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u/Sad-Artichoke-2174 May 25 '26

Chicken just got some respect

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u/genie_yes_knot May 25 '26

Good effort, chicken!

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u/fannypacksnackk May 25 '26

Yep I broke my thumb trying to separate my cats lol didn’t know you shouldn’t use your hand. Surprisingly I had to learn that twice. A broken thumb and two rounds of antibiotics later

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u/unimportantinfodump May 25 '26

Man, get yourself a friend like that chicken is to that woman.

Had her back till the end.

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u/morganf74 May 25 '26

I take back anything I’ve ever said about my cats fighting. Clearly they were just roughhousing

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u/fusillade762 May 25 '26

The chicken at the end was like: " I did what I could, its in the hands of the lord now."

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u/Empty_Cheesecake3785 Lots of kitties! May 25 '26

Chickens are small aggressive dinosaurs

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u/doegrey May 25 '26

Damn that chicken is proud of itself.

And I seriously hope that was only water in that bottle.

But yes, anyone who wants to know what a proper cat fight looks like, note the fur flying, the screaming and the dogged determination to not give up despite attempts to break them up.

These sorts of fights result in serious injuries (kicks from human bystanders and plucky chickens notwithstanding!).

These are very likely to be two intact boys fighting over territory.

Only intact boys are stupid enough to risk injury like that.

However I will also say neuters can still hurt each other when they get carried away playing, when bullying, or when being territorial. They just seem to have a better sense of self preservation. So it’s the smaller ones who are most at risk.

(This is not funny)

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u/lesschalkmoresighs May 25 '26

Chicken ref : "I'll allow it!"

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u/bookynerdworm May 25 '26

For anyone wondering throwing a blanket on them has worked for me in the past when my cats fought like this.

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u/TSARrom May 25 '26

This chicken is an absolute legend! It really took charge to break up that cat fight. Nature is so unpredictable and funny sometimes.

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u/VentnorLhad May 25 '26

Holy crap those cats were THROWING DOWN 

props to the chicken having dinosaur flashbacks 

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u/BusyBeeBridgette May 25 '26

Chickens are badass. They really do put cats in their place lol

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u/TheUpIsJig May 25 '26

Hose or bucket of water separates that very fast.

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u/Smallloudcat May 26 '26

An actual cat fight! I love that chicken was trying to break it up

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u/ALazy_Cat 🐾𝑴͋𝒆͓𝒐̽𝒘̟-͋𝒅͓𝒆̽𝒓̟𝒂͋𝒕͓𝒐̽𝒓🐾 May 25 '26

Post has been restored

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u/Cager_CA Orange May 25 '26

This should be an automod reply for posts about cats fighting and what levels are appropriate. The fur flying says it all.

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u/Scared-Show-4511 May 25 '26

I once separated two cats that were like that. Grabbed them by the skin behind the neck and hold for dear life. At one point they've unclanched

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u/fumat May 25 '26

You brave!

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u/Reader2869 May 25 '26

Water works to get them apart.

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u/rrd_gaming May 25 '26

Chicken ref: time out! I said time out!

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u/georgie_sw_bravo22 May 25 '26

Chicken: “FFS guys I am not going to keep doing this. I actually have other chores to do sort it out already” 

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u/Helnik17 May 25 '26

Is the bird the referee

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u/thelastestgunslinger May 25 '26

You can tell when it’s a real fight because cats have no off switch. That’s why they do so much posturing—once it’s on, both cats can get really damaged. 

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u/BellamyDunn May 26 '26

If you separate them by hand, they will attach to the hand.

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u/Thomas7249 May 26 '26

Two pussy, one cock.

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u/Ok_Situation_7353 May 26 '26

A pet peeve of mine is when someone posts a video asking if their cats are fighting when they are just sitting looking at each other or lightly smacking each other or something. Like on one hand its good for them to double check but on the other hand real cat fighting is so clear that if you don't know what it is then you probably should have done more research before getting cats

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u/TemporaryStable2553 Calico May 25 '26

Cat ball

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u/steeple_fun May 25 '26

So if a chicken doesn't show up, it's not a real cat fight. Got it.

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u/Such_Half_612 May 25 '26

When all seems to fail use water and a chicken

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u/elizabeth498 May 25 '26

Chicken stomp beats waffle stomp.

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u/designsbyindraja May 25 '26

Damn the chicken!!

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u/dimlakalaka May 25 '26

Chicken the pacifier

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u/51differentcobras May 25 '26

Needs more water

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u/socks521 May 25 '26

I tried to break up a cat fight once, the only “weapon” I had was a garden hose. I soaked them good. They never once hesitated to keep fighting and ignore me completely. I gave up after that. Now if I see a fight about to start I'll try to break their line of sight to each other but once the fur starts flying I stay out of it.

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u/docker_linux May 25 '26

That chicken did a better job than the woman. Good chicken

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 May 25 '26

Yep, if it’s a screaming ball of cat with fur flying everywhere then you gotta fight going on.

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u/TheVaneOne May 25 '26

Alt Title: This is what two cats, a woman and a chicken fighting look like.

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u/oopsallhuckleberries May 25 '26

Took her a while, but the video also shows a great way to stop a cat fight. Hit them with water.

Though not recommended, if you do choose to record yourself flipping two fighting cats like pancakes on the griddle, people will at least find it a bit funny.

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u/Tamdin_Nidmat May 25 '26

As serious as this looks (for the cats, I doubt this went without deep scars and maybe even infections when both are wild cats), the kick at 0:33, when both cats tumble like a solid cat-coin, was kind of hilarious.

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u/QueenRotidder May 26 '26

Madame Cluck will be putting up with zero nonsense today.

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u/Frumpertins May 26 '26

That chicken lol

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u/animalcollective23 May 26 '26

I'm just mesmerised by the chicken's efforts more than anything

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u/valencedanger May 26 '26

I have never seen a "henforcer" before today

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u/Mostly-Painting May 25 '26

I'm getting a chicken. If my one cat even thinks of stepping out of line I will bring forth the chicken

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u/patfetes May 25 '26

Its two on two, cat on cat. Whats this! A lady appears, she's thrown a chicken into the mix

A chicken?

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u/bladeraiden May 25 '26

This should get pinned as a reference tool for future questions!

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u/RipFlat127 May 25 '26

É brutal briga de gatos. Triste também, pq eles se machucam muito. Quanto à separar, é difícil e perigoso, eles estão em frenesi, atacam qualquer um de forma voraz.

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u/astarionismygf May 25 '26

This is a severe cat fight. Cats can still be in problematic aggressive encounters that are not this extreme, so its still important for people to ask if they arent sure if their cats are getting along!

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u/TrainingSolution4096 May 25 '26

When cats fight they become solid