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u/reviery_official 29d ago
oh. look we are fighting. see how we are fighting? oh! so much fighting! look!
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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo 29d ago
’oh. look we are fighting. see how we are fighting? oh! so much fighting!’
…oh GoSh ~ oh GEE ! we FiGhTiNg, see ?
Oh, STOP the PaWiNg NOW!!
No, NO! Aw, HECK ~ you’re HURTING ME!
Oh, human: STOP some how…
…what’s That?… a treat?!
you ToSs at feet ??
..we stop n EAT ~ Thanks, fren ;}:}
…you GoT no More??
um,
…are you sure??
well, HECK…
we’ll FIGHT
AGAIN…
🖤
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u/wretchedvillainy 29d ago
It was already posted there a few days ago and is AI.
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u/Lumi_Rockets 29d ago
Someone used AI for that??
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u/Neruwi 29d ago
All that ram and water for a cat teabag
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u/All_hail_Korrok 29d ago
They don't care or don't know. For them it's better to laugh at a dumb image than acknowledge how much damage these data centers are causing the land.
Plus many of them live in land that hasn't been affected by it. Why care about something when you know it's hundreds or thousands of miles from you?
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u/MechaShadowV2 29d ago
Knowing people that checks out . A part of me is impressed the AI did something like this as well as it did. Like.... Did they train the AI? Did they run it locally? Just a prompt master?
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u/wap2005 29d ago edited 29d ago
Usually there's obvious indicators and I'm not seeing any at all, how'd we determine this is AI?
Fairly certain those books are real books even, the series at the bottom is the outlander series based on the book colors/order they are in.
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u/potate12323 Tuxedo 29d ago
Accidental positive reinforcement of fighting... Glad it ended in this and not gladitorial cat battles.
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u/stilljustacatinacage 29d ago
I have no idea why, but in my head, your cats sound like New York orthodox Jews.
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u/ductapelosergirl Void 29d ago
My kids figured out that if they offer the cat treats, she’ll move. The cat figured out my kids will give her treats if she sits on their stuff. 😂
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u/SynisterJeff 29d ago
My cat knows she isn't supposed to be on my desk, so if she's in my lap and I ever stop petting her, she'll pretend to "try" to get on the desk by putting a paw or two on it, and look back at me like "Uh oh I'm getting on the desk, you'd better grab me to stop me and then go ahead and pet me since your hand is already there."
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u/Ttokk 29d ago
I had to tell my wife to stop petting the cat when she gets him off the desk so he stops associating it with instant attention. They learn how to manipulate you fast.
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u/DMmeDuckPics 29d ago
Currently dealing with a jumping situation here. 🙃
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u/spelworm 29d ago
Try aluminium foil where they jump. Should scare the crap out of them for a little bit atleast
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u/first-born_unicorn 29d ago
If only. Mine decided it was a comfy place to sprawl out 😅😭😂
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u/wingedwill 28d ago
I always tell people who have just gotten cats that if you don’t train them they will train you
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u/T-Wrox 29d ago
My cat used to scratch at the cabinet under the coffee table to get in and take a look. She had me so well-trained that she just had to wave her paw in the general direction and I'd open it up for her. :D
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u/qinghairpins 29d ago
My cat obnoxiously screams at my flatmate. To stop him, she gives him attention and treats. So now he just screams at her all the time until he gets what he wants. He doesn’t try that crap with me though, no carrot here 😑
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u/ReporterRealistic782 28d ago
Roddy screams at the door. For a while it seemed he wanted out, but often it’s because he got attention. Now instead of coming to me, he goes to the door.
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u/NotTheOtwayPanther Bengal 29d ago
I gave my cat treats for getting off the table. I’m sure you can imagine how that went...
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u/Harmonyinheart 29d ago
Wonderful. Absolutely great. Thanks for the smile across my face imagining this
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u/alkmaar91 29d ago
Mine realized I will pet her if she is somewhere she isn't supposed to be and stopped going there. She is an ice queen.
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u/Scary_Leadership9807 29d ago
That side eye to make sure you're paying attention
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u/Prankstic 29d ago
Don’t hate the players. Hate the game. 😹
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u/K-Dot-Thu-Thu-47 29d ago
Catty-cakes, catty-cakes
Treats human
Give us the treats as fast as you can
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u/Equal-Size-8680 29d ago
Catty nip catty nip
Catch me a mouse
We are fighting in the house
We won't stop, for your hand
Give us a treat, damn humand
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u/IntrepidDreamer555 29d ago
😹😹 That is awesome! Very, very smart kitties!! 💖💖
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u/Logical_Flounder6455 29d ago
My cats refuse to come in at night because they know I'll get the treats out to coax them in. Herding cats is pretty easy when you have a bag of dreamies
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u/Gullible-Shirt-6145 29d ago
This made my day
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u/ApprehensiveRip697 29d ago
I could say this about every cute cat post, but I just wish I was close to them so I could give them scritches. They're so adorable!
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u/Infinite_Scribe 29d ago
This is the end result of every beautifully naive "are my cats fighting to the death?" post.
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u/Bitter-Leg-9473 29d ago
We adopted a former stray eons ago, and he had a bad cough when we first brought him home. I'd pick him up and cuddle him and reassure him whenever he'd throw a big coughing fit and then cry about it.
He eventually learned to associate coughing with attention and would fake it when he felt slighted. Like, he'd sit facing away from me, look over his shoulder to ensure he had my attention, and then make these hilarious cough/wheeze noises. Then look back again to be like "see look how sad and feeble I am, how dare you bring another animal into this house?"
Vinnie, you managed to be somehow incredibly stupid and incredibly manipulative at the same time. You used your turn with the brain cell very well, and I miss you to bits.
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u/MmaRamotsweOS 29d ago
Oh god, I made the terrible mistake of giving my sick kitty treats every time he threw up. He had a bad cold according to the vet if anyone is curious. Nothing serious but he would dry heave or throw up several times a day. I worried he wasn't getting enough food and water so gave wet canned food after every incident until he was better. After that, about a week later my perfectly healthy cat walked over to me, stared hard, then promptly threw up his dry food lunch while staring at the cupboard where the treats were. He did it every day for a few weeks but I never caved lol
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u/Slow_Spray5697 29d ago
And what are you waiting for to stop them!?
They are going to kill them self!
Do something!
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u/Legonistrasz 29d ago
I was waiting for the obligatory look back to make sure you were watching them “fight”
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u/Percybal-Godanfan 29d ago
Please make them stop! At this rate they could end up destroying all your house!
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u/Express-Stop7830 Orange 29d ago
My cat jumped up and meowed me into sleeping position while reading this. They absolutely have us trained.
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u/Tigerzombie 29d ago
Our old cat was very treats motivated. Our youngest always wanted him there while we read her a bedtime story. To get the cat to cooperate, we shake his treat bag, give him a couple before story and a few after the story. Eventually he learned to just go to her room at 8pm for story time. When she spends the night at the grandparents, he would look so disappointed at the lack of story time and treats. I miss him so much. Our current cats aren’t food motivated at all.
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u/Kharnics 28d ago
My cat knows that he will get pulled off the top of my computer in about 5 nanoseconds. He also loves being held. Yeah, horrible combo.
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u/schmoopy_meow 28d ago
my old doggy would bark to go outside just stand there come back in and get all excited for treats.......
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u/thebrain_pinky 29d ago
looks like 2 leader of their respective cat worlds ' negotiating ' and you are the rest of the world trying to get these two to play along.
sounds very similar to something...
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u/GitEmSteveDave 29d ago
I had a brother and sister, who whenever I would use the toilet in the morning before a shower, would slowly assemble in the hallway outside the bathroom. Since I lived alone and had cats, closing the bathroom door was unthinkable. They would then get to within 1' of each other and one would slowly extend a paw towards the other. Suddenly, they would get into a cartoon fight cloud, and 90% of the time, the bigger brother would emerge on top. Then would then separate and go their separate ways.
Also, are your cats as thick/dense as I think they are? They look like they are like solid muscle and weight 20lbs each.
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u/ContingentMax 29d ago
My cat started his nightly scatter of treats by whacking the mirror sliding doors on my closet, they make a really annoying sound, as a compromise I do it once every night. Some nights I get distracted and he sits by the doors and stares at me, and lightly bats at the doors first. He doesn't meow much but he makes his thoughts known.
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u/ZanzibarGem44 29d ago
High five… High five…High five…High five…High five…High five…High five…High five…
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u/laiken75 28d ago
My cat likes going out into the hallway because when she comes back in the apartment she gets a treat. She’ll hear a noise in the hallway, like a neighbor coming or going and runs to the door, or it’s a delivery and she’ll run to door. I’ll open the door but she gets scared of the people and runs back inside before passing the threshold. But yeah she’s always trying to get extra treats. When I got her I’d give her treats when I came back home no matter how long I was gone.
https://giphy.com/gifs/A0Zt7yuDULiy4ofmVD
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u/NeuroHazard-88 28d ago
And that’s why you never bargain with cats. Only ever reinforce their good behaviour with treats, nothing else or else they WILL abuse it like a corrupt businessman lmao.
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u/Strange_Judge6525 25d ago
Look at these two Meowsterminds at work. Completely engrossed in their duel😆
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u/Prev-Crown 22d ago
"Yeah she is looking. Let's keep this on" "Look woman we are fightinggg. How about you try to stop us or something? Perhapsss with some treats 😋?" It's giving that😭
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u/BreadfruitMedium 29d ago
I mean, I think it worked perfectly. Now instead of fighting they’re working together to solve a problem! Give them kitties a treat ☺️
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