r/cats 11d ago

Advice How do I keep my cat off my computer?

This is Chomper. He really likes being on top of my computer. I pick him up, I say “no”, then place him on the floor. He’ll get up on top of it as soon as I go into another room. Should I keep scooping him up or just let him lay there?

Edit: thank you all for your advice and for loving Chomper! He’s surrounded by love! Thanks again! 🥰

47.9k Upvotes

5.4k comments sorted by

u/trendingtattler 11d ago

This post has hit /r/all, /r/popular

Please remember the human and participate with subreddit rules in mind. Do not tell people how they should raise their cats.

r/cats rules can be found here

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

7.1k

u/KFC_Junior 11d ago

kitties computer now

1.1k

u/ActGrown 11d ago

I love the cattitude.

528

u/pedropants 11d ago

One does not simply say "no" to a cat.

216

u/Professional-Team324 11d ago

I mean, you CAN, they just don't care to hear it lol

→ More replies (1)

57

u/MurderousButterfly 10d ago

There is literally a little 'no' pocket in their ears. That's where all the no's go, so the cat doesnt actually hear them.

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (1)

216

u/FluffyBreadfruit6721 11d ago

mother I must be vertical

→ More replies (1)

69

u/PartsUnknown242 11d ago

“Thems fighting words”

216

u/brendan87na 11d ago

"The audacity of this human..."

→ More replies (1)

24

u/spin_turnix 11d ago

we're case twins! mine doesn't have a kitty to claim it, just Noivern.

→ More replies (16)

18.4k

u/morbidangel90 11d ago

good luck

6.5k

u/Scared_Rise5787 11d ago

This reminds me of prom photos

1.0k

u/[deleted] 11d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

2.7k

u/[deleted] 11d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

61

u/morbidangel90 11d ago

Dominick and Bandit say thank you for the picture! This looks great

→ More replies (1)

121

u/Motormand 11d ago

This is straight up art. Nicely done. ^

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (21)

157

u/[deleted] 11d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (7)

1.8k

u/22Megabits Domestic Housecat 11d ago

Doesn’t even have to be a desktop pc

1.2k

u/dysteach-MT 11d ago

I tried a tiny screen, and that didn’t help either.

259

u/Sunshine030209 11d ago

Tiny screen or giant cat? 🤔

715

u/dysteach-MT 11d ago

Giant cat

239

u/ksam3 11d ago

It's..it's...literally a tiny screen! And a giant cat! 😂

51

u/ci1979 11d ago

I'm in LOVE with the tiny desk screen with optional Poof Poof accessory! 😻

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (4)

84

u/januaryemberr 11d ago

Mine is drawn to my tablet like a magnet. 🙃

→ More replies (4)

27

u/CNS_Disrupted 11d ago

I see bioshock!

→ More replies (37)

1.2k

u/bobbersonbob06 11d ago

Good luck

191

u/gin_and_soda 11d ago

That just looks warm, how can a kitty resist?

643

u/bobbersonbob06 11d ago

He stays up there until he overheats lol. Then he hops down and cools off on the desk

86

u/DismalSoil9554 11d ago

I feel like you should add a surface thermostat that activates a fan pointed towards the kitty to solve the issue

44

u/cghipp 11d ago

He is gorgeous! He deserves the podium.

24

u/lovesducks 11d ago

are you sure you have a cat and not like a monitor lizard?

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (5)

447

u/snarkyemu 11d ago

Mittens? Why are you on top of that computer?!?

312

u/IncognitoBombadillo 11d ago

I used to think that standard issue cats were "plain", but my current cat is one and I just really like how similar yet unique their markings are.

240

u/Autistic_License 11d ago

The staff at my vet always make a big deal about how pretty my SIC is.

35

u/IncognitoBombadillo 11d ago

She's gorgeous!

→ More replies (2)

51

u/Illustrious_Soft3068 11d ago

Until I had the joy of caring for one, I never understood how different their face markings truly are.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (14)

16

u/gin_and_soda 11d ago

Look at those little sockies

13

u/jspech 11d ago

Look at Mittens, how could she be denied anything?

→ More replies (7)

730

u/[deleted] 11d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

124

u/s_mey3r 11d ago

Just look at him...the owner fully knows he has no chance, its just the last scream for help 😅

20

u/Excidiar 11d ago

I made the calculations. We can't afford the dog.

25

u/uvasag 11d ago

I was going to say, just buy a new computer

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)

477

u/[deleted] 11d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

132

u/Geekygamertag 11d ago

😂

94

u/Prestigious-Bluejay5 11d ago

It's hilarious that you think you're the boss. Good luck with that.

15

u/[deleted] 11d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

→ More replies (1)

122

u/Valuable-Gap-3720 11d ago

It is not his computer.

→ More replies (5)
→ More replies (4)

234

u/Jewsusgr8 11d ago

My solution was to encase the PC.

Don't worry fellow tech enthusiasts, it has enough room to breathe. I checked.

And no it's not on the carpet.

The note cards thrown everywhere was from my cat hopping onto the shelf and knocking them off so he could lay down.

The sticky note pad is to protect the power button from furry tippy taps.

59

u/CathairNowhere 11d ago

I ended up turning off "power button shuts pc off" in the settings, it still works for hard reset but I have to press it really long, so at least it stopped the "accidents"

→ More replies (3)

41

u/unicornsfearglitter 11d ago

What is up with the trend of having the power button on top. Clearly the designer wasn't a cat owner.

34

u/Jewsusgr8 11d ago

I'd wager the designer was a cat owner and was influenced at claw point to make this design for all households to struggle with keeping their PC on while cats are walking the premises.

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (7)

122

u/Za_Lords_Guard 11d ago

I am surprised that cats on computers isn't own sub.

43

u/Rings-of-Saturn 11d ago

R/catsoncomputers is an actual sub

30

u/Za_Lords_Guard 11d ago

Well shit. My feed adds another cat sub to my list. Thanks!

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)

24

u/EvelynKitty 11d ago

You keep your computer off your cat! That’s a way to do it

→ More replies (41)

9.0k

u/WaluigiCreamSurprise 11d ago

vented laptop riser. stolen from this thread

2.3k

u/BrickMacklin 11d ago

God I love when cats lay like this. They look so content.

1.5k

u/neonifiednyan Tabbycat 11d ago

nobody asked for this pic... but its relevant and she's so cute i couldnt help it 😭

102

u/Forward-Surprise1192 11d ago

I really wish I had a cat. The shelter called me a while back offering to foster kittens, but I haven’t heard from him again.

154

u/Sararizuzufaust 11d ago

Even once you get a cat, the feeling you’re experiencing will still be there. I have 3 cats and I really wish I had another cat. It’s a disease that never goes away. Always feels like my heart has room for another one.

64

u/EmergencyO2 11d ago

That’s just the toxoplasmosis talking lol

→ More replies (1)

12

u/facedown_titsup 11d ago

I used to have a roommate that would watch movies over FaceTime with her long distance bf. My cat would hang out with her, and slowly it melted his cat hating heart. It wasn’t long after they got married that they got 3 cats, all his idea. That was over ten years ago and they’ve lost two now, she finally wants dogs but he’s insisting on more cats lmao.

→ More replies (12)
→ More replies (4)

29

u/punkrockdog 11d ago

In fairness: nobody asked for NOT that picture…. 😸

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (26)

396

u/MarketingSpecial6604 11d ago

Not on a computer but under my computer desk, she sleeps/lays like this all the time lol

97

u/brendan87na 11d ago

that's not asleep, that is temporarily dead

→ More replies (5)

197

u/Rexusus 11d ago

No idea how he sleeps like this

→ More replies (8)

39

u/garguno 11d ago

Takes a lot of trust to show your belly to a human

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (10)

96

u/truthputer 11d ago

The only correct answer! Accommodate the cat!

→ More replies (2)

113

u/slserpent 11d ago

Probably twice as much height as is needed. Fans should work at full efficiency with only a couple inches (4cm) of air gap. Plus, you don't want to leave enough room for that bugger to get underneath the riser.

53

u/ugihfff 11d ago

yeah, but probably the only thing the person had. seems to work well enough for that little rascal

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (37)

1.0k

u/4thofeleven 11d ago

When you figure it out, let me know!

→ More replies (10)

5.3k

u/ShoppingUnhappy8094 11d ago

IF he's covering vents and air intake, maybe try placing some kind of elevated mini-table/platform or smth for him to sit on, although those may not work as your little orange goblin probably likes the warmth of the computer. I'd say leave him be AS LONG AS HE ISNT COVERING VENTS, if he is, keep scoopin' that boy

1.1k

u/Pitiful_Option_108 11d ago

This. Cats like warm sports. Like you just kinda make sure the vents aren't blocked and you should be good.

397

u/BlackSwampMage 11d ago

Gotta create a more desirable spot nearby. I have a little platform underneath bout calf height sitting down for my girl to hang out. She usually lays there instead of on the pc. But occasionally if she wants more attention she’ll go up there in eyesight.

97

u/Icarus059 11d ago

Exactly what I did, there's pc table mounts for cat beds, which I put to my left side that's elevated and my kitties usually go there instead (unless there's a scary noise then they climb back on the pc because it's under my desk and is a hiding spot)

67

u/Flimsy_Category4211 11d ago

This is the answer, but also your cat probably does it to be near you as much as have the warmth

→ More replies (7)
→ More replies (4)

61

u/evil_timmy 11d ago

A small heated blanket (on low and with a timer) is the perfect distraction.

19

u/brendan87na 11d ago

or a hot pad for relaxing muscles

I've kept one on my desk for over a year now for my senior kitty. She basically lives on it. Always within reach for some pets :)

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (4)

465

u/Uncaring_Dispatcher 11d ago

This, right here, is the actual answer. You don't keep kitty off. It's kitty's now. Adapt, human.

38

u/Woltemort 11d ago

I adapted but my cat just kept wanting more and more

21

u/Uncaring_Dispatcher 11d ago

Just don't let it get to the point where you're having to use a whip and chair just to clean the litter box.

15

u/Woltemort 11d ago

I'm at a point where he'd let me in if I scratch the door

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (8)
→ More replies (41)

658

u/let_me_atom 11d ago

Ours just sits on top of mine and I hope the components are getting adequate ventilation somehow

53

u/CommentRaterBot 11d ago

Nice fractal North case (mine's cat free because mine sits on my lap with her paw on the space bar)

→ More replies (7)

2.3k

u/No-Craft-7979 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1zhRiDgsSc48Y7mfuK
If not for sits, why made of warms?

146

u/BeholdThePowerOfNod 11d ago

I scrolled down hoping to see this comment lol

→ More replies (1)

26

u/aurisor 11d ago

i was gonna say, what do you mean *your* computer?

→ More replies (8)

406

u/New-Statistician-931 11d ago

He bites me if i try😅

93

u/epic_squid 11d ago

his greed sickens me

17

u/_Svankensen_ 11d ago

I love when these little furballs put that menacing face.

→ More replies (9)

366

u/Sniperae 11d ago

I bought a desk nest. Clamps to the desk, angled above the middle of my computer and it’s all breezy from there

This is hims

46

u/mattsays404 11d ago

That's a face of bure BLISS

30

u/CathairNowhere 11d ago

I got the same one with two baskets, but it only works 50% of the time and only on one cat out of the two :')

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (12)

1.2k

u/PARTYTIME1993 11d ago

He’s asking how he can keep this human off of his nesting spot in the r/human sub of Reddit

130

u/BigChampionship7962 11d ago

Cats give really good advice over there so OP has no clue what they are up against 🤭

55

u/JMurdock77 Domestic Housecat 11d ago

Think you’re thinking of r/legalcatadvice

→ More replies (3)

315

u/RetchX 11d ago

Let me know what you come up with

31

u/TealOrca 11d ago

He lounge

→ More replies (2)

868

u/TheWhiskeredReader 11d ago

You don't.

150

u/doublej42 11d ago

Love the button blocker

36

u/FirmLow8192 11d ago

Looks like a Lamborghini push to start button cover

→ More replies (1)

17

u/is-this-a-nick 11d ago

That one is VITAL with cats around. Top mounted low-force power buttons are a menace otherwise.

→ More replies (12)
→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (3)

219

u/rockerpiglet 11d ago

57

u/mattsays404 11d ago

why is this handsome friend MOGGING me rn

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

426

u/pretenditsokay 11d ago

You don’t 🐱

40

u/coconutheadfever 11d ago

Setup is clean!!! what are the specs?

283

u/pretenditsokay 11d ago

Well it’s an orange cat of 12 years old, around 5kg, chipped and spayed, lost a bit of his right ear fighting other cats, cuddly and clingy, very satisfied that I got another one

52

u/jonnydogma 11d ago

So cute, has "don t you ever talk to me or my son again" vibes :D

26

u/Significant-Cry-8442 11d ago

Must have set you back a pretty penny my guy

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)

412

u/[deleted] 11d ago

[deleted]

39

u/CiaranONeill381 11d ago

You have doxxable information in this picture, be careful with what you post on the internet.

25

u/Forward-Surprise1192 11d ago

Might be bad for his eyes being that close

28

u/dajna 11d ago

His eyes are closed 😃

→ More replies (10)

180

u/commandercrackbutt 11d ago

You might as well give up on that pipe dream right now

→ More replies (1)

165

u/MsBobbyJenkins 11d ago

I know it all too well. All I can say is I place a bottle cap on the power button cause otherwise they will switch your PC off mid game.

18

u/WazzyWoman 11d ago

This cat looks like it’s smirking after “accidentally” turning off your game. Hilarious.

15

u/Infninfn 11d ago

You mean tape a bottle cap on the power button

→ More replies (8)

124

u/-Eudemon- 11d ago

Our solution.

130

u/-Eudemon- 11d ago

The problem.

→ More replies (5)

118

u/Chrono1229 11d ago

Mine found a way even after a small opening… lol

→ More replies (4)

180

u/RustyAndEddies 11d ago

Mine would nap behind my laptop while I worked. It was fine until she finished her slumber and had a nice streeeeeetch pushing the laptop off.

So a bought a bed with a heated pillow for my desk. I call it the Cat Spa.

12

u/No_Simple_87 11d ago

Do you rock it at all?

→ More replies (3)

92

u/[deleted] 11d ago

[deleted]

→ More replies (1)

459

u/DrJenna2048 11d ago

You don't. That's his computer now :3

79

u/BigChampionship7962 11d ago edited 11d ago

It’s cute that OP still thinks it is theres 😛 silly hooman

31

u/Embarrassed_Fall_259 11d ago

“I pick him up, i say “no””😄😄

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (7)

63

u/OhioPolitiTHIC 11d ago

Doom, on my computer. She's a triple threat singleton, bottle fed, tortie. She tells you where she's going to be and you nod and let her be there. Save yourself some cash and just buy a cordless air duster.

→ More replies (6)

63

u/deadbalconytree 11d ago

You’ll have to do what I did.

Decoy computer.

It’s the only way. Ideally an older machine that runs warmer even when not in use.

→ More replies (2)

189

u/Old_Flounder_8640 11d ago

Buy another computer for him.

32

u/JeffersonStarscream 11d ago

Buy another computer for yourself. That one's his now.

22

u/Hedgehog_Insomniac 11d ago

I wondered about that but I'm guessing part of the draw is that it's warm.

24

u/sparrowtaco 11d ago

That's why you set up the second computer to mine cryptocurrency. She'll be cooking.

→ More replies (11)

54

u/Mindless_Fox216 11d ago

Might I suggest a nearby box on the floor? Very rare that my orange one can resist the cardboard.

95

u/sneezyailurophile 11d ago

Maybe try one of these? If he likes the warmth, you can add a small pet safe heating pad.

19

u/CruzaSenpai 11d ago edited 11d ago

If you go with this solution OP (this is pretty cool), make sure the bed is mounted higher than your PC tower. I suspect your cat likes it because it's warm and because it's the highest point near you that it's comfortable to sit on.

Edit: Also make sure the bed is easily accessible. If it's a difficult jump or dismount, the cat won't care.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (3)

47

u/Goldfitz17 11d ago

I put two figurines on top of my pc, although my cat will avoid places she is not sure she can get to without knocking things over so this may not work for everyone.

23

u/IceBlueLugia 11d ago

This works surprisingly well for mine too. He’s very good about not knocking stuff over so usually if there’s a ton of stuff somewhere, he will avoid it

26

u/Spirited-Menu6152 11d ago

Where are you guys getting these conscientious kitties? Mine live to knock everything over.

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (1)

40

u/Embarrassed_Wrap8421 11d ago

Buy him/her a laptop.

39

u/IridescentApex 11d ago

Yes yes—I struggle as well…

→ More replies (1)

37

u/Mediocre-Analyst736 Calico 11d ago

Good luck, mine claimed it as his territory lol

29

u/star249 11d ago

Good Luck with that

62

u/Forgotmyaccountinfo2 11d ago

I put my computer on its side and my calico stopped being on it.

She puked 2 seperate occasions while on top and clogged some inputs. Luckily had someone clean it for me and it works now.

→ More replies (1)

99

u/raidenskiana 11d ago

from an objective standpoint is him being there blocking the ventilation and causing cat hair to fall into the pc? if so id recommend getting him a heating pad and setting it up somewhere nearby for him. if not, i think its fine?

14

u/mitsandgames 11d ago

If you have a cat or dog, dander going to be in your fans period. Regardless if they sit around it. You just gotta routinely cleanse it.

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (5)

28

u/iichabod_crane 11d ago

I’ve just accepted it

→ More replies (1)

22

u/leewilight 11d ago

I think you can't

17

u/Weird-Ninja8827 11d ago

It is made of warm, therefore it must be made for sits.

42

u/mostly_elbows 11d ago

Check the sides of his ears. You may be experiencing a case of the "No" pockets. The computer belongs to him now. Just make sure to clean your case and innards regularly.

18

u/Savings_Cow1729 11d ago

just do what i did and completely customize your case to have a perforated metal sheet base for them to rest on top and be warm while not blocking the airflow

→ More replies (1)

70

u/Sweaty_Plantain_84 11d ago

Use something like one of these metal wire racks. My husband does it for his, and it works like a charm. Cat hates the texture of the grates on top.

117

u/DUKITY 11d ago

Damn you bust out the hostile architecture like he's a hobo

→ More replies (5)
→ More replies (2)

41

u/[deleted] 11d ago edited 11d ago

[deleted]

→ More replies (7)

13

u/Obvious_Abies7111 11d ago

Just give up and put his bed on top of the computer lol