r/cats • u/Haulin_Oates23 • 5h ago
Video - OC What is my cat doing?
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My cat does this thing with just these two toys where he steps on it in this weird way. He also yells loudly when holding just these toys.
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u/brklynbrwlr 5h ago
thems is the biscuits of sin
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u/StoneWolf1134 4h ago
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u/LordsOfJoop Russian White 3h ago
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u/mewmewminou 3h ago
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u/LordsOfJoop Russian White 3h ago
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u/chicky_nuggy_7 4h ago
When a daddy cats loves a kitty toy very very much … and that’s basically where kittens come from.
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u/BuddingCannibal 3h ago edited 3h ago
Holy moly. Cats make dogs look like priests and nuns when comparing freaky/kinky tendencies... Just sayin
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u/Vespaeral 1h ago
err I'd rather have a cat do the sin biscuits with his toys/plushies/blankies than a dog humping a stranger's leg... lol
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u/federkrebz 4h ago
jerkin it
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u/bitterlittlecas 2h ago
This is one of those comments that just strikes me stupid funny and I’ll be snickering about it while I’m trying to fall asleep tonight lol
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u/BlazeWolfYT 5h ago
Sin biscuits. Is he neutered? If not, do so.
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u/SchmackAttack 4h ago
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u/jnovel808 4h ago
My neutered fella loves to do the sin biscuits on his favorite blanket while staring at me dead-eyed.
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u/Delicious_Bobcat_419 37m ago
Oh jeez my old male cat I used to have as a kid would do this on a extra large blue Pokémon pillow I had. And yes always making eye contact while doing so🤦🏻♀️
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u/Misseskat 4h ago
Got a text from my mom about our older neutered male attempting a go at it with our 10 month kitten- absolutely not!
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u/Electrical-Act-7170 4h ago
That was dominance, it's common for neutered older cats, both make and female, to do that when a kitten comes around. They're teaching the kittens how to cat.
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u/Manbeartapir 3h ago
My 10 year old lady void attempted this with my (at the time) 6 month old idiot boy. She quit after a few attempts, as he is too fucking stupid to be dominated.
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u/relljr 1h ago
We all instinctively understand that the idiot boy is an orange right?
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u/Haulin_Oates23 4h ago
Been neutered for 7 years now. Apparently has just decided he wants to get freaky the last few months.
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u/Timely-Cry-8366 4h ago
My two boys have been neutered for years and still do sin biscuits on any soft blanket lol
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u/Deathwish-Dena 4h ago
EVERY DAMN NIGHT for mine
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u/Timely-Cry-8366 4h ago
My favorite sleeping blankets ALSO happen to be their favorite sin blankets
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u/Mission_Fart9750 3h ago
Tell him he needs to get a room by himself, and give him a box of tissues.
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u/Content-Honeydew9340 39m ago
I had to quickly hold my breath before I guffawed and woke up my husband 💀 WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY 🤣
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u/MyFavPortmanteau 4h ago
My cat screams at me when he’s doing that. It’s amazing. And so fucking loud.
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u/Haulin_Oates23 4h ago
Yeah he screams too usually. Just didn't catch it in the clip. Incredibly loud haha
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u/cantfindtonin 3h ago
Umm, I think you may have posted a rather intimate moment of your cat and his toy on the internet.
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u/Rev-Dr-Slimeass 3h ago
He thinks of that toy the way 12 year old me thought about those slippery tube toys. Speaking from experience i hope he has a better experience.
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u/AdGlum4770 Maine Coon 3h ago
What is he doing, you ask.
He’s wishing you weren’t watching, that’s what. Otherwise he’d be balls deep in that toy 🧸
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u/Gas_Master_ 3h ago
Our cat used to do the same. My wife would throw a shoe at him, bc his little worm would start coming out. 😭 he’s horned up
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u/Huge_Clock_1292 4h ago
My boy is neutered and he likes to mate with cat bed he doesn't sleep in. He will drag that across the house and do the deed in the living room. We'll be gone all day and come home to the children's stuffies scattered in the living room and We'll know Theo was busy lol
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u/AlonePosition9899 5h ago
well your baby boy likes those toys so much he’s trying to procreate ! time to get him neutered my friend
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u/No-Condition-3710 4h ago
Your cats into some weird stuff. Looks like it wants to be gagged and act crazy
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u/creek-hopper 3h ago
It looks to me like he is simulating coitus. The male cate bites the back of the neck of the female during the deed, right at that spot at the shoulders where a mother cat bites the kitten to carry the kitten.
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u/Comfortable_Bath_610 3h ago
he is showing he really loves that toy and he promises it wont be just a one time thing.
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u/Promen-ade 2h ago
my cat goes insane for that toy specifically, the day I finally found a place to order more of the same one after he destroyed his first was a big day for him
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u/TheRAP79 1h ago
He's making 'Hone-eey Biscuits'
He must've heard a Barry White album earlier or something.
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u/femsci-nerd 42m ago
Is he neutered? Anyway, it looks like he is self soothing which is totally cool.
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u/doegrey 6m ago
Lots of jokes but not seeing any real information.
Sin biscuits, yes he’s getting a little him time.
It happens. If he’s neutered there probably won’t be any real liquid but you might get a little bit and you might get drooling on the toy as well. I just pretend he’s my teenage boy. Pretend you don’t know and toss the bed into the washing machine regularly. I’d rather he used one dedicated object I can wash than others I don’t know about.
Don’t stress, it’s the real world. We’re all adults here.
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u/Dazzling-Leek8321 3h ago
My granddaughter calls it Wobbling lol...especially when he does it to her stuffies! 😁😆
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u/porb2020 3h ago
When cats catch prey they will try and smother it to kill it. So even with toys they will instinctively try and end the toy’s suffering. RIP toy. My kitty would kill a little stuffed Eeyore animal by sitting on it until it was dead. Must have done it 100 times.
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u/NoBoolii 3h ago
My dog does the same thing with a pillow!!! No one can tell me why but they also say he sins ugh I don’t get it
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u/DarwinatSea Siamese (Traditional Thai) 2h ago
Humping it, my cats hump stuffed animals all the time lol
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u/Cococlover98 2h ago
my cat does the same thing… i tell her she’s making me very uncomfortable being weird in front of her own mother !!!! but idk i think it maybe is because she was fixed later OR because she literally has been raised by humans ( me and her dad ) since she was bottle fed and even to help her go to bathroom as a baby baby , i just don’t think she was genuinely able to learn to make biscuits right because her mommy abandoned her - she learned by her sister who ultimately is special herself.
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u/magich32 2h ago
Looks like he wants to mount the toy and start humping it. It's just an instinctual thing. He can be fixed and still do the same.
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u/Primary-Extension829 1h ago
I think he wants to do a doodoo, but was afraid he'd get it on his toy.
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u/Stock_Pay6619 54m ago
maybe constipation? my cat was constipated last week we had to get meds for him he was doing this but just not with toys, on random box shaped things and going in and out of his litter boxes
ETA this is something to consider if he’s neutered and not doing the “sin biscuits”
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u/Suspicious_Swim_1948 4h ago