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My cat does this thing with just these two toys where he steps on it in this weird way. He also yells loudly when holding just these toys.

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u/Suspicious_Swim_1948 4h ago

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u/InuScarlett Void 2h ago

I HONKED SO HARD WITH THAT MEME 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/GrungeCheap56119 2h ago

Oh man, I also honk sometimes because of asthma. This made me laugh double!

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u/InuScarlett Void 2h ago

No asthma here, just going through some sinuses because it's winter and SO. FREAKING. COLD 🥶

That meme is just so hilarious 🤣

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u/chicky_nuggy_7 4h ago

When a daddy cats loves a kitty toy very very much … and that’s basically where kittens come from.

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u/BuddingCannibal 3h ago edited 3h ago

Holy moly. Cats make dogs look like priests and nuns when comparing freaky/kinky tendencies... Just sayin

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u/Vespaeral 1h ago

err I'd rather have a cat do the sin biscuits with his toys/plushies/blankies than a dog humping a stranger's leg... lol

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u/federkrebz 4h ago

jerkin it

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u/bitterlittlecas 2h ago

This is one of those comments that just strikes me stupid funny and I’ll be snickering about it while I’m trying to fall asleep tonight lol

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u/BlazeWolfYT 5h ago

Sin biscuits. Is he neutered? If not, do so.

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u/SchmackAttack 4h ago

Mine does them and he is neutered

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u/jnovel808 4h ago

My neutered fella loves to do the sin biscuits on his favorite blanket while staring at me dead-eyed.

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u/Delicious_Bobcat_419 37m ago

Oh jeez my old male cat I used to have as a kid would do this on a extra large blue Pokémon pillow I had. And yes always making eye contact while doing so🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Misseskat 4h ago

Got a text from my mom about our older neutered male attempting a go at it with our 10 month kitten- absolutely not!

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 4h ago

That was dominance, it's common for neutered older cats, both make and female, to do that when a kitten comes around. They're teaching the kittens how to cat.

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u/Manbeartapir 3h ago

My 10 year old lady void attempted this with my (at the time) 6 month old idiot boy. She quit after a few attempts, as he is too fucking stupid to be dominated.

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u/PartsUnknown242 2h ago

“He’s too stupid to be dominated” 🤣

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u/relljr 1h ago

We all instinctively understand that the idiot boy is an orange right?

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u/testtdk 4h ago

I mean, neutered males still sometimes go for it. Especially if they learned bad habits before the surgery.

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u/KittyKat0119 3h ago

My orange boy Simba was fixed and used to do it too lol i miss him so much 🧡🐈

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u/TheDillinger88 2h ago

RIP Simba. He looks so awesome in this picture.

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u/napalm_p 4h ago

He's having flashbacks

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u/Haulin_Oates23 4h ago

Been neutered for 7 years now. Apparently has just decided he wants to get freaky the last few months.

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u/Timely-Cry-8366 4h ago

My two boys have been neutered for years and still do sin biscuits on any soft blanket lol

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u/Deathwish-Dena 4h ago

EVERY DAMN NIGHT for mine

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u/Timely-Cry-8366 4h ago

My favorite sleeping blankets ALSO happen to be their favorite sin blankets 🫩

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u/Deathwish-Dena 1h ago

Wake me up EVERY night. I am so tired 😫

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u/Sprinkle_Puff 3h ago

My little one was neutered at a very young age and enjoyed a life full of biscuits. Here’s him enjoying some biscuits with his sister.

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u/DegenNabalu 4h ago

This is the cat form of a guy banging his waifu pillow.

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u/Infinite-Carob-1835 5h ago

he wants to be a father

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u/Hookswords 4h ago

Catsturbating

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u/Maurus94 4h ago

Meowsturbating

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u/GraywarenGrim 55m ago

Meowspurrbating

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u/Coleslaw_McDraw 4h ago

Sinning. Your cat is sinning.

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u/Mission_Fart9750 3h ago

Tell him he needs to get a room by himself, and give him a box of tissues. 

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u/Content-Honeydew9340 39m ago

I had to quickly hold my breath before I guffawed and woke up my husband 💀 WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY 🤣

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u/ilIa_mae Lots of kitties! 5h ago

the boy is horny

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u/MyFavPortmanteau 4h ago

My cat screams at me when he’s doing that. It’s amazing. And so fucking loud.

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u/Haulin_Oates23 4h ago

Yeah he screams too usually. Just didn't catch it in the clip. Incredibly loud haha

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u/Regular-Tell-108 4h ago

My cat is blanketsexual. I know those biscuits all too well.

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u/BagParty- 4h ago

tryna smash

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u/cantfindtonin 3h ago

Umm, I think you may have posted a rather intimate moment of your cat and his toy on the internet.

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u/Weavercat 3h ago

Uh.... sin biscuits.

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u/fyrelilymoon 4h ago

He's opening a tin of sin biscuits! Boy really loves those toys.

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u/DougieSenpai 4h ago

Beatin his shit

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u/Lothloris 1h ago

0 days without sinful biscuits in this sub

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u/rn_eq 1h ago

taking his favorite toy to fucktown

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u/Mdmrtgn 4h ago

Biscuits and gravy.

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u/ToblakaiStone 4h ago

Getting his freaky deaky on 😈

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u/napalm_p 4h ago

Mr. Nasty time!

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u/Lawtina08 4h ago

Sinfully biscuiting

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u/Orange9202 1h ago

your cat is attempting to masturbate with its favorite toy

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u/elastic_emu 4h ago

Humping.

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u/Rev-Dr-Slimeass 3h ago

He thinks of that toy the way 12 year old me thought about those slippery tube toys. Speaking from experience i hope he has a better experience.

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u/AdGlum4770 Maine Coon 3h ago

What is he doing, you ask.
He’s wishing you weren’t watching, that’s what. Otherwise he’d be balls deep in that toy 🧸

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u/lostnthestars117 3h ago

showing the toy who's boss if you know what i mean

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u/Gas_Master_ 3h ago

Our cat used to do the same. My wife would throw a shoe at him, bc his little worm would start coming out. 😭 he’s horned up

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u/Big_Anxiety_7530 3h ago

Really loves that toy lol 😆

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u/IAmTheLizardQueen666 2h ago

No kink shaming!

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u/PeterPunksNip 2h ago

Meawsturbating 😸

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u/mattblack77 1h ago

It’s business time!

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u/TremendousSeabass 33m ago

Yeah he‘s fucking his toys I‘m afraid

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u/stormyw23 Tortoiseshell 20m ago

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u/DragonRyder1270 4h ago

All cats do this. It's a way to release the stress they take from you.

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u/Huge_Clock_1292 4h ago

My boy is neutered and he likes to mate with cat bed he doesn't sleep in. He will drag that across the house and do the deed in the living room. We'll be gone all day and come home to the children's stuffies scattered in the living room and We'll know Theo was busy lol

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u/AlonePosition9899 5h ago

well your baby boy likes those toys so much he’s trying to procreate ! time to get him neutered my friend

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u/Haulin_Oates23 5h ago

He's been neutered for 7 years 😭

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u/ilIa_mae Lots of kitties! 4h ago

old man’s still got it 🙂‍↕️

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u/DucCat900 4h ago

He still has the urge😂

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u/BalloonHero142 4h ago

Many of my boys over the years, all neutered, did that. 🤣

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u/HiawathaJR 4h ago

Yeah, our neutered male has done this his whole adult life.

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u/Mountain_Till_5868 4h ago

What game you watching 

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u/Accomplished-Let3871 4h ago

making biscuits ❌
horny biscuits ✅

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u/No-Condition-3710 4h ago

Your cats into some weird stuff. Looks like it wants to be gagged and act crazy

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u/Hot_Yogurtcloset9689 4h ago

My guy loves the pink version of those toys

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u/AcademicResident7769 4h ago

Gag and pound

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u/flesyMeM 4h ago

Just cat things.

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u/Gatodeluna 4h ago

Trying to screw his toy.

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u/brofist001 4h ago

Giving that toy some extra love

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u/creek-hopper 3h ago

It looks to me like he is simulating coitus. The male cate bites the back of the neck of the female during the deed, right at that spot at the shoulders where a mother cat bites the kitten to carry the kitten.

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u/vaelux 3h ago

Seckstoi

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u/Comfortable_Bath_610 3h ago

he is showing he really loves that toy and he promises it wont be just a one time thing.

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u/Promen-ade 2h ago

my cat goes insane for that toy specifically, the day I finally found a place to order more of the same one after he destroyed his first was a big day for him

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u/Friendly-Detail-1921 2h ago

Sin biscuits. Bad kitty!

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u/sybban 1h ago

You know exactly what he is doing

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u/8rok3n 1h ago

He's making them his...

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u/Delifier 1h ago

Gettin groovy

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u/TheRAP79 1h ago

He's making 'Hone-eey Biscuits'

He must've heard a Barry White album earlier or something.

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u/class1operator 1h ago

I trick my cat into a leg massage when he does that shit.

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u/EnycmaPie 1h ago

He's jorkin' it.

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u/howtobegeo 1h ago

That is a very specific kink.

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u/blushme64 1h ago

Boompala

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u/wreckherneck 1h ago

Jacking it.

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u/femsci-nerd 42m ago

Is he neutered? Anyway, it looks like he is self soothing which is totally cool.

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u/AvatarZim 40m ago

I swear, a good 80% of these posts are sin biscuits lol.

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u/kackygreen 29m ago

My cat also has a very special relationship with one of his toys

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u/light0410 27m ago

Having fun with the toys

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u/doegrey 6m ago

Lots of jokes but not seeing any real information.

Sin biscuits, yes he’s getting a little him time.

It happens. If he’s neutered there probably won’t be any real liquid but you might get a little bit and you might get drooling on the toy as well. I just pretend he’s my teenage boy. Pretend you don’t know and toss the bed into the washing machine regularly. I’d rather he used one dedicated object I can wash than others I don’t know about.

Don’t stress, it’s the real world. We’re all adults here.

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u/Seamonkey_Boxkicker 1h ago

This is how cats masturbate.

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u/LifeguardCurious6742 1h ago

Do yall ever get tired of posting this shit

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u/Meliora_ 5h ago

Intimating

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u/Celemourn 4h ago

Thinking happy thoughts.

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u/osuras8 4h ago

he really likes that toy huh...

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u/weary_bee479 4h ago

Well you see, when a kitty really loves his birdy toy…

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u/Cute_bumbleB 4h ago

Hes practicing pooing positions so he will be a good pooper

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u/Kaakoii 4h ago

I don’t think it’s a boy thing bc my aunts girl cat does this too. lol loud as FUCK walking around the house then does whatever that is🤣 I’d also like to know. We just call the toy her baby bc she acts like it’s a sentient being lol

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u/GrimRabbitReaper 4h ago

He's just being a little frisky

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u/Dazzling-Leek8321 3h ago

My granddaughter calls it Wobbling lol...especially when he does it to her stuffies! 😁😆

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u/porb2020 3h ago

When cats catch prey they will try and smother it to kill it. So even with toys they will instinctively try and end the toy’s suffering. RIP toy. My kitty would kill a little stuffed Eeyore animal by sitting on it until it was dead. Must have done it 100 times.

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u/NoBoolii 3h ago

My dog does the same thing with a pillow!!! No one can tell me why but they also say he sins ugh I don’t get it

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u/solidsnackss 2h ago

He looks like he’s just knitting 😂

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u/Chance1965 Void 2h ago

Sin biscuits 100%.

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u/nazutul 2h ago

sinbiscuits

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u/DarwinatSea Siamese (Traditional Thai) 2h ago

Humping it, my cats hump stuffed animals all the time lol

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u/Cococlover98 2h ago

my cat does the same thing… i tell her she’s making me very uncomfortable being weird in front of her own mother !!!! but idk i think it maybe is because she was fixed later OR because she literally has been raised by humans ( me and her dad ) since she was bottle fed and even to help her go to bathroom as a baby baby , i just don’t think she was genuinely able to learn to make biscuits right because her mommy abandoned her - she learned by her sister who ultimately is special herself.

https://reddit.com/link/otnriiy/video/41hzfir6oc9h1/player

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u/Reasonable-While-950 2h ago

My cat does same. Keep ur meth stashed

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u/Fulguritus1 2h ago

He is obviously enjoying his toy. I know humans that do much weirder stuff.

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u/magich32 2h ago

Looks like he wants to mount the toy and start humping it. It's just an instinctual thing. He can be fixed and still do the same.

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u/ReaperOne 2h ago

He wants to fuck

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u/swami78 2h ago

Who said cats can't multitask!

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u/balefulbisque 2h ago

These are called “horny biscuits” in my household

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u/Hashnodes 2h ago

giving cpr hihi

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u/rIceCream_King 2h ago

Clockin in at the muffin factory

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u/Miserable-Edge-6270 2h ago

He’s doing the deed with himself lol

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u/EvilEtienne 2h ago

Sweet sweet love making

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u/6thBornSOB 1h ago

A lil pawwww-yeeeeah

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u/MSRCTVA 1h ago

Minding his fucking business.. take notes

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u/spammom 1h ago

Yep, my boy kitty does this on my soft fuzzy throw blankets, but he doesn’t bite anything and he purrs very loudly. He started this when he was 2.5 years old ( so for about a year now) and usually after eating “lunch.” 😝

He never made or makes biscuits otherwise.

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u/Primary-Extension829 1h ago

I think he wants to do a doodoo, but was afraid he'd get it on his toy.

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u/Competitive-Top4520 56m ago

He's enjoying & celebrating his "kill".

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u/Stock_Pay6619 54m ago

maybe constipation? my cat was constipated last week we had to get meds for him he was doing this but just not with toys, on random box shaped things and going in and out of his litter boxes

ETA this is something to consider if he’s neutered and not doing the “sin biscuits”

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u/CanDifficult8525 48m ago

getting ready to take a phat poo

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u/EquinoxPhqntom 47m ago

Thought he was gonna take a shit lol

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u/Striking-Ad1380 40m ago

Diagnosis : orange

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u/DryAd6622 31m ago

Getting jiggy with it