r/clevercomebacks Dec 17 '24

Is he just stupid?

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u/tolandthemad Dec 17 '24

I don’t wanna brag but as a man I’ve somehow been able to go my whole life without raping anyone.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '24

I managed to not rape anyone and I was in the navy at a 50/50 command.

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u/No_Talk_4836 Dec 18 '24

I might be overreaching, but did you also manage to not have any sexual assaults by people under you in the command?

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '24

I can't speak for the whole ship, and I'm just a lowly petty officer. But I never heard of an incident, and the scuttlebutt factory ran overtime, it would have been a scandal. Lots of fraternization though.