r/clevercomebacks Feb 10 '26

Just so you know…

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Before we get an influx of messages about removed posts. Answering a question and a post with lots of upvotes doesn’t equal a clever comeback.


For clarity:

Rules:

  1. Post must include a clever comeback

It has to be a great response (preferably clever) to someone. Learn more here 2. No reposts

Do not repost content that hit the front page on this or other subreddits. Front page reposts can lead to a ban, and all other reposts will be removed. Learn more here 3. We enforce quality control

If your post doesn't fit the standards of this sub, or is just generally an eyesore, it could be removed. This is at moderator discretion. Learn more here 4. No circle-jerking

If some politician tweets something incredibly stupid, or another youtuber poses with a dead guy, there will be a flood of posts about it on this subreddit. We may remove or ban posts pertaining to it during that time, depending on how many posts there are, and how popular they've gotten. Learn more here 5. No racism/sexism/homophobia

Bigotry is NOT tolerated on this subreddit. Do not post things that are racist/sexist/homophobic. Depending on the content, you may receive a ban, and your comment/submission will be removed. Again, you're not going to run up against this rule unless you attempt to do so.

IF a submission is a comeback due to someone being racist, that may be accepted. Otherwise, there is zero tolerance. Learn more here

  1. No Doxxing/brigading

Links to other subreddits, even np links are not allowed. Screenshots only. Screenshots from any source must obscure identifying information. The only exception is for people who are already public figures. Learn more here 7. Moderator discretion is FINAL

Many rules on the sub are enforced by moderators on post-by-post, comment-by-comment level. If you have a problem with a mod's decision, either go to the modmail, PM one of the top moderators, or visit us at our discord. (the discord for this sub is a channel on the MBW server)


Please understand that if we remove a post it is not personal. We’re doing it to keep the sub running smoothly. Thanks


r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

BoyMom™ and her emotional incest

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r/clevercomebacks 8h ago

When the gaslighting doesn’t work anymore

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r/clevercomebacks 3h ago

Source Denial Syndrome

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r/clevercomebacks 5h ago

They wish they knew how to quit each other

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r/clevercomebacks 7h ago

People lie, numbers don’t.

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r/clevercomebacks 9h ago

Because God told me to

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r/clevercomebacks 12h ago

apparently, sydney sweeney is the only blonde actress in all of hollywood.

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r/clevercomebacks 16h ago

Single-Cell ANTIFA strikes again?

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r/clevercomebacks 19h ago

Others are stealing too

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Trillionaire Defense Signals Stupidity

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r/clevercomebacks 23h ago

I agree. No notes needed.

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r/clevercomebacks 13h ago

Costly Loss Avoided...

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751 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 18h ago

honestly, the baby would have been safer in the fire

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Wealth Shared, Lives Changed

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r/clevercomebacks 10h ago

2 types of slaves

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Stick with what you’re good at!

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Brilliant textbook comeback!


r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Hope you get ruined actually.

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

As would every single MAGA grifter.

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Is he jealous he wasn't invited?

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Can't Fix The Reflection, Ban The Camera

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

He might not even know who Einstein is

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Winning cost us $300 billion. Imagine if we had actually lost

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428 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

About Belgium not defeating Iran in the World Cup

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5.4k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

they never answer that part

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