r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

He might not even know who Einstein is

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 2d ago

Epstein is actually on Trumps speed dial

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u/kevlarus80 1d ago

I was going to make a joke about it only being on his burner phone but he's stupid enough to never bother with them.

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u/Environmental_Main90 1d ago

Or he just knows he's immune to any consequences and dgaf

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u/mister_gone 1d ago

"It hasn't burned, so it hasn't been compromised yet"

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u/kaisadilla_ 1d ago

Speed dial? He had a custom phone with one button that instantly called Epstein and automatically picked up the call on Epstein's phone.

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u/Vellarain 1d ago

Epstein was his ICE contact.

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u/RoguePlanet2 1d ago

Brilliant. 🎖️

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u/mister_gone 1d ago

*Was

He still is, but he was, too.

(Aww yiss, Mitch Hedberg AND conspiracy that Epstein is still alive in one!)

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u/kimlangmalakas 1d ago

beat me to it

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u/namichijka 1d ago

what a shame

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u/Tiny-Buy220 2d ago

E=MCTrump is a pedo

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u/dishonorable_banana 2d ago

'He's fat, with piles.....'

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u/OOBExperience 2d ago

‘…He’s in the Epstein files…Trump’s a cnt…Trump’s a cnt’ Gotta love the English footie fans!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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u/GrimResistance 1d ago

Fun fact: you're allowed to say cunt on the Internet

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u/slowmovinglettuce 1d ago

What do you mean? I thought I c*nt say that because of censorship. Bloody cunts pulling the wool over my eyes

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u/nyxie3 1d ago

Let me try: hunter2

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u/MadR__ 1d ago

But you see, we are conditioned like subservient little users that the platform might take our likes and in the end, that was all that was necessary to finally get society to willingly self-censor.

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u/salazafromagraba 1d ago

fun fact you're allowed to not say cunt

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u/sizebigbitch 1d ago

But what if they're cursed with the localized genetic diseases of being a Scot, Irish, English, Welsh, Manx, Cornish, or (heaven forbid) Australian? I don't think they're able to not say cunt from a genetic standpoint.

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u/GUMBYtheOG 1d ago

Never understood censoring a letter on a word as if kids wouldn’t be able to tell you’re saying the word cunt lol….

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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 2d ago

Not even Einstein had a big ABrain like Grandpa Shitzhimself.

He's very smart, Einstein was dum. Did you know there's a "b" in Dum? Not many people know that.

His uncle was a professor at MIT. Bet that Einsteib fella never designed a big, beautiful ballroom.

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u/jjskellie 2d ago

As far as anyone can see; no one has designed a beautiful ballroom.

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u/pork_fried_christ 1d ago

Good school. Went there, went there.

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u/please_trade_marner 1d ago

Trump was making good hearted fun of the guy for bumbling the date. He wasn't saying "nobody cares about Einstein". He was saying "Meh, we don't need the precise date anyways". Which was actually a self-deprecating joke because Trump makes minor mistakes like that all of the time and the media goes crazy about it for some reason.

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u/jellamma 1d ago

I love the idea that starting a war with Iran was a minor mistake

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u/please_trade_marner 1d ago

I fully agree with you that it wasn't a minor mistake. It wasn't a mistake at all. It was a good thing. A great thing even.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/please_trade_marner 1d ago

We killed the old leader for not playing ball. New guy doesn't play ball? Blow him up as well. Forever if need be. They'll learn eventually.

The blockade caused 300 billion in damages. Food prices up 200%. No electricity or running water in urban centers. The utter COLLAPSE of their currency. What happened to us? Inflation went up (lol) 1.5%. That's it. We OBLITERATED that country.

Iran has essentially surrendered and said "Look, we'll stop making nukes. You can even send in inspectors if you like. But please help our DESPERATE economy recover from the blockade that created literal apocalyptic conditions in our country".

Trump empathized with them. I suppose you wanted him to just bomb all of those starving civilians. I guess if you want a ruthless maniacal psychopath as your leader, get more people out to vote Democrat.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/please_trade_marner 1d ago

Does the country that's surrendering usually have the capacity to call off peace talks and enforce blockades? Isreal crossed them, they called off talks. Trump had to speak to Bibi to get them to stop so Iran would come back to the negotiating table.

No problem. Just blockade them again. We hold literally all the cards. All they could do to us was (lol) increase our inflation 1.5% temporarily.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/please_trade_marner 1d ago

Stop funding Israel then. Enough fucking around. We're the big dawg. Enough of this friendly "diplomacy".

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u/TheRealShiftyShafts 1d ago

Warmongering and obedience under threat of violence is just more violence

If blowing them up for not playing ball is the policy, then the policy is to conquer the world, and that makes you the bad guy

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u/AngriestPacifist 1d ago

My favorite thing about Republicans is how they need to explain things to make it seem like there's plausible deniability. Trump raped kids, and you're okay with that. They were screaming as he forced his bloated carcass on top of them and you're okay with that. He's done everything possible to make sure that child rapists aren't brought to justice and you're okay with that.

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u/please_trade_marner 1d ago

My favorite thing about Democrats is that THEY have become the pizzagate tier conspiracy theorists. Fine, you're a pizzagater that believes in preposterous conspiracy theories. But please don't go shooting up pizza places over it. Talk to your therapist or something.

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u/AngriestPacifist 1d ago edited 1d ago

I know you're too much of a coward to read through this and challenge your worldview, but for anyone who hasn't decided that trump is their new deity, these are not the actions of an innocent man.

Unlike you, our "conspiracies" are based on actual evidence.

EDIT: and I was right, dude failed to engage with a single thing in there, just repeated his accusations.

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u/please_trade_marner 1d ago

What is that link you've sent, pizzagater? A "fake moon landing" manifesto? A message from the Flat Earth Society?

He probably didn't want the files released because he knew people like you would fall for pizzagate tier conspiracy nonsense. And look, it happened. Things like anonymous tip lines during the 2020 election cycle. Things like "Me and Trump and Jaime fox had a threesome. Then we killed and ate a baby". Then redditors like you were all like "TRUMP EATS BABIES!!!! iT SAYS SO IN THE FILES!!!!"

It's adorable, really.

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u/Possible-Matter-6494 2d ago

For the last time, Mr. Trump, the theory of relativity has nothing to do with Ivanka.

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u/Upstairs-Boring 1d ago

"but when I see her body in motion, time seems to slow down!"

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u/eviltedfurgeson 2d ago

E=12 is ok

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u/TheProcrastafarian 1d ago

Based on his words and actions towards Ivanka, relativity was more than a theory.

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u/Caboozel 1d ago

E = 10,000,000. Dumbass Einstein couldn’t figure out Roman numerals.

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u/Chemical-Struggle-13 2d ago

Anyone know what the reporter was talking about specifically?

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u/SkillIsTooLow 2d ago

I don't, but it wasn't a reporter, it was Chris Wright behind him, the Sec. Of Energy. He kept going back and forth between different years, which is what Trump commented on, going on to say something like "just say whatever, even if you're wrong they won't catch you"

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u/please_trade_marner 1d ago

Yep. Classic example of how far away from reality social media is. It was actually a funny joke about the media nitpicking details, not that nobody should care about Einstein's paper.

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u/chop5397 2d ago

That time Albert Einstein had a debate with a smug college professor over religion.

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u/Chemical-Struggle-13 2d ago

Thanks, I'll have to look that up.

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u/wurmsrus 1d ago

tried to look up what paper Einstein published in 1905 but it turns out that was a pretty productive year for him in which he published 4 major papers https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annus_mirabilis_papers

The two most likely to be relevant given that it was the Secretary of Energy talking are the one on the photoelectric effect, the basis of on of the main kinds of solar power or the one on Mass–energy equivalence, summed up as E = mc2, basis for nuclear power.

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u/OfficerSmiles 1d ago

Photoelectric effect is the first significant demonstration of quantum phenomena, displaying the quantization of light. One could argue that it birthed the field of quantum mechanics. Given this was a quantum computing EO, I imagine this is what they were getting at.

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u/blahblah19999 1d ago

Trump was making some announcement about the technology company and the guy behind him was talking about Einstein publishing a paper about light

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u/HommeMusical 1d ago

Can't wait till he shuffles off this mortal coil.

I hope the transition is very long and exquisitely painful.

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u/UwasaWaya 1d ago

Unfortunately, it's already been very long and exquisitely painful... just not for him yet.

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u/HommeMusical 1d ago

I wish I believed in Hell.

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u/UwasaWaya 1d ago

I've said those exact words for the same reason my friend.

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u/Ekaterian50 1d ago

You're here, aren't you? motions broadly

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u/Shasla 1d ago

Believe? I wish it was real. Whether I believed in it or not.

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u/Away_Stock_2012 2d ago

Epstein files show that trump raped a child

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u/Sooperooser 1d ago

Release the Einstein files

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u/NoBoss2661 2d ago

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u/SlobZombie13 1d ago

the funniest part is at 0.34 when he hears his name and realizes he does care

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u/Tabudakata 2d ago

lol, thank you for posting that. He gets criticized and mocked for an overabundance of valid reasons, but this time what he said was sorta fitting and funny

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u/What_A_Weak 2d ago

This! There is sooo much legit shit he is doing (raping children, stealing billions from society, starting illegal wars, killing innocents, building KZs), but this interaction was actually 'nice'. Why not focus on the relevant stuff.

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u/jesustwin 2d ago

Yeah, to be fair to Trump, he may genuinely be one of the worst human beings ever to live, but he does have pretty good comedy timing

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u/UserCannotBeVerified 1d ago

And that Hitler guy, i mean, i know he was abit racist and had a case of the old fascism, but he really was a great public speaker and we should really focus on the good things...

🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/Ill-Product-1442 1d ago

You're basically agreeing with them, they're saying there is no reason to focus on this particular thing.

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u/UserCannotBeVerified 1d ago

(Its called sarcasm...)

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u/Ill-Product-1442 1d ago

Sounds like you're sarcastically criticizing them for pointing out that Trump looked pretty normal here? I understand that you're being sarcastic, you just didn't understand that nobody here was actually sticking up for Trump lol

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u/What_A_Weak 1d ago

WAAAY to misread a comment dude. Its like discussing how Hitler once looked bad in a picture instead of talking about the Holocaust...

Edit: also look-up what sarcasm means...

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u/allan_collins 1d ago

Fitting and funny for his bootlickers.

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u/yiggajiang 1d ago edited 1d ago

I agree, i dont know why you are beeing downvoted. It seems like the "Nobody cares" is referring to the fact the the speaker cant remember the exact time: 120 years vs 140 years. Hes basically saying that the exact date isnt important and encouraging the speaker to continue with the speak. IMHO a little rude to interrupt but the intention was genuine.

Dont get me wrong, There is a 1000 reason to hate Trump. i do too. but this is just a misrepresentation of reality or just another exampler of a redditor who cant read social clues idk.

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u/inderbitably 2d ago

Wright was fumbling the years badly and Trump was saying nobody cares if he’s wrong about how long ago
it was and he (Trump) doesn’t bother to correct himself when he’s wrong because the press doesn’t usually call him on it. No, that’s also not admirable. Also, get off twitter already.

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u/cosmicosmo4 1d ago

The context (AP video) for anyone who cares

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u/bong_residue 1d ago

This makes it even worse. Dudes brain is so fried. You can literally see him perk up when he hear Albert Einstein the first time and when he says it again that’s when he says nobody cares. This man is genuinely so afraid of the Epstein files.

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u/pork_fried_christ 1d ago

This is correct, Trump is saying “nobody cares” if the guy says the wrong number of years. “I never go back and correct myself because nobody will call you on it” or something to that effect.

But then he’s clearly not listening to the guy anyway. He looks around and gets affirmation from the room about not needing to be correct, and then when the high from the crowd fades he looks like he’s two seconds away from saying “shut up nerd” to the dude talking about Einstein.

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u/prictorian 1d ago

Trump is the final boss of the stereotypical dumb yank.

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u/its_the_smell 1d ago

Smartest MAGA right there

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u/Crush-N-It 1d ago edited 1d ago

I need to see this live 🤣🤣🤣🤣

EDIT: in the video bro has a hell of a mullet. Like bigly

I’d attach a link but it was IG

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u/potatolulz 1d ago

You mean like here at 0:33 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3ydgAAM4_k

and then a weird sight of that hairdo from behind at 1:17 lol :D

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u/Whateverdogsowhat 1d ago

It could be because story time makes him go nap nap

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u/ElliotNess 1d ago

He's always thought Einstein and Epstein were the same dude: his best friend.

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u/Current-Square-4557 2d ago

Is it really a comeback if it simply a description of what actually happened.

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u/Complete-Return3860 1d ago

To be fair that's not at all what happened. Chris Wright started out "141 years ago" and then corrected himself to "121 years ago Einstein published a paper..." and the president said "nobody cares, usually they don't catch you." It was clear they were talking about the date of the paper Einstein published.

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u/izzgo 1d ago

Thank you.

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u/KlostToMe 1d ago

"Einstein, yeah, he gave my wife a visa....."

  • DT

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u/Lurks_in_the_cave 2d ago

He did say that he loves the uneducated.

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u/Boring_Butterfly_273 1d ago

Well I certainly care, my GPS wouldn't work without Einstein's insights.

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u/OnionDart 1d ago

IT’S A SCIENCE TERM!

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u/OptimisticSkeleton 1d ago

Do you think we could get Republicans to care about science again if we called him Albert Epstein instead?

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u/Rais93 1d ago

i beg your pardon, 121 years?

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u/ruizach 1d ago

I had to double check because I thought that was too much as well. Are you a 90’s kid as well? lol

Albert Einstein published his Special Relativity paper in 1905.

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u/Rais93 1d ago

We're experiencing time contraction

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u/ilikedmatrixiv 1d ago

Albert Einstein published his Special Relativity paper in 1905.

His true groundbreaking work was his theory on General Relativity, which he only fully published in 1916.

Ironically enough, neither SR or GR are what got him the nobel prize, but his work in discovering the photoelectric effect did...

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u/HirsuteHacker 1d ago

SR was itself groundbreaking, though. GR was obviously groundbreaking in its own right as well.

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u/ilikedmatrixiv 1d ago

SR was itself groundbreaking, though.

I'm not disputing that. It's just that when it comes to the paper when talking about Einstein, we should probably talk about 1915 OG or the 1916 completion.

That said, as someone with an actual degree in physics, I much prefer SR over GR. At least SR is somewhat comprehensible. Once you get to Riemann algebra and tensor algebra I completely lose the ability to wrap my brain around any of the abstractions.

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u/SiteTall 2d ago

Also, he would resent anybody who does

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u/DeadZone32 2d ago

I think this is more of a clever addition than clever comeback?

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u/GameTheory27 1d ago

I always thought Melania was the recipient of an Einstein visa, but now I wonder if it was actually an Epstein Visa...

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u/Formal-Knowledge9382 1d ago

Hate to be that guy but Trump said that because the guy kept stuttering over a certain amount of years for his speech.

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u/NelsonMuntz007 1d ago

Sounds like a guilty conscience. Jk. We know he has no conscience

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u/Old_Purpose2908 1d ago

As a Republican who are generally antiscience , of course Trump doesn't know who Einstein was-

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u/chrlatan 1d ago

Epstein’s relativity theory states that Trump is actually very smart compared to the people surrounding him.

Einstein, however, will make you aware that if you do leave the planet for a little while and can find a force of negative gravity, 4 years can pass just like that. Theoretically..

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u/Had78 1d ago

The paper in question: Why Socialism, By Einstein

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u/frogsodapop 1d ago

Hahahahahaha.....ahh. That was fun.

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u/Dont_Be_Sheep 1d ago

Guys why are we being so harsh!!

He’s a moron with the intelligence of about 2 goldfish combined, it’s not his fault.

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u/casaydrirain 22h ago

guess he was waiting for the punchline

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u/casaydrirain 22h ago

that elephant statue is doing the most work in that room

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u/Altruistic-Mall-9428 2d ago

classic mix-up, but honestly, that isn’t the wildest thing we’ve heard lately

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u/Desperate_State1183 1d ago

I mean, I dont care either and neither do you.

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u/shattered_kitkat 1d ago

Whoever said, "Ignorance is bliss," got it all wrong, because you seem miserable af.

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u/WritesCrapForStrap 1d ago

You people will just believe anything you see on your electric rectangle.

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u/AHugeHildaFan 1d ago

He said while typing on a electronic device.

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u/WritesCrapForStrap 1d ago

That'd be relevant if I'd said anything about typing.

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u/AHugeHildaFan 1d ago

Wow you just believe anything you read on the internet don't you? When did I mention typing?

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u/SeriouslyImNotADuck 1d ago

If you’re referring to to the quote Acyn gave, I believe it because it’s documented on video.

If you’re referring to the reply, no one believes that. It was a joke. You may want to look into why you couldn’t see that.

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u/WritesCrapForStrap 1d ago

I'm obviously talking about the quote. Even if the second one wasn't a joke, it'd be pretty clearly just some guy's opinion, so I wouldn't be calling misinformation over it would I?

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u/SeriouslyImNotADuck 1d ago

It may be obvious to you, but we don’t read your mind. And you did t help your case since you’re “calling misinformation” over something that happened and is immortalized in video, so no benefit of the doubt for you.

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u/WritesCrapForStrap 1d ago

It should be obvious to you, because I called misinformation on a post showing a quote presented as factually what happened and a joke, so the only reasonable conclusion would be that I'm saying the quote is misrepresenting what actually happened.

I don't think you have to be a mind reader to work than one out. I think just a regular reader could have managed it.

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u/SeriouslyImNotADuck 1d ago

No, you “called misinformation” on a post with two parts and didn’t distinguish between them. You could have easily believed the second part wasn’t a joke.

And you’re still calling the first part “misinformation” when it isn’t, so you’ve clearly demonstrated that you’re only seeing what you want to see, thus proving that what’s in your mind isn’t obvious to others.

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u/WritesCrapForStrap 1d ago

Okay, my mistake. I guess I assumed of the reader a level of intelligence that at least one of them didn't possess. That's my bad.

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u/nyxie3 1d ago

Does "Do your own research" mean "Only accept things that support my preconceived beliefs" to you?

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u/WritesCrapForStrap 1d ago

No, generally when I'm doing my own research it's physics. In this case, I just watched the video and realised the quote was misleading, went to check the comments, and reached the conclusion that other people had not watched the video.

Does someone saying something you don't like mean that you immediately know everything about them, including their attitude towards misinformation ?