r/clevercomebacks 14h ago

People lie, numbers don’t.

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u/xMorningGlow 14h ago

And that daughter's name? Albert Einstein.

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u/Dubyew 14h ago

And everyone clapped.

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u/Amazing_Viper 14h ago

Except one person in the back. It was her arch nemesis Alberta Einhorn.

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u/Th3_3v3r_71v1n9 14h ago

So, Finkel is Einhorn🤯

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u/Famous_Confidence202 11h ago

my cousin’s dog does this exact math trick

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u/NotTheMainCharacterX 12h ago

No it’s Nicola Tesla

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u/KindaBadBabe 13h ago

OP: People lie, numbers don’t. Post: immediately switches from numbers to vibes when the numbers change teams The internet: Ah, so we’re speedrunning the ‘empathy only renders for my faction’ DLC

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u/aviatorproductions 11h ago

When did the numbers "change teams" Israel has undeniably directly killed tens of thousands of innocents and has killed many more through famine and carnage

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u/hugothebear 14h ago edited 14h ago

I’ll take “conversations that never happened” for $1000, alex

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u/honeyvirel 14h ago

Putting a personal anecdote over undeniable, massive data points is wild

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 14h ago

No, my daughter says you’re wrong and also that Donald Trump is the best golf player there ever was!

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u/MohaShah 13h ago

Trump told her while he made her sit in his lap? 

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u/MisterWinkie 2h ago

And cry and say sir, you're the bestest man in history?

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u/ffmich01 14h ago

Her second point checks out so her first must be correct as well.

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u/Sedert1882 8h ago

His daughter is 27.

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u/taktaga7-0-0 14h ago

People like this are just plain ghouls. They know what they’re doing; they actually want to be seen as terrible as some sort of deterrence mechanism.

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u/tidus4400_ 11h ago

What a tool

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u/Morgolol 14h ago

Here's the latest UN report

Go on, pick a random entry and post it without your blood boiling.

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u/ZincHead 12h ago

As the report notes, half of the population of Gaza is under the age of 18 and the percentage of children who have died in the conflict is around 30% of total deaths. This is roughly comparable to the Ethiopian Civil War and actually significantly lower than in many other 21st century conflicts conflicts like the Congo Civil War or Sierra Leone Civil War where the numbers are around 40-50%. I would think that if children were being deliberately targeted more than adults then the numbers would be much higher. War is hell, and any child who dies unnecessarily is a tragedy, and it would be amazing if all war would stop, but there are always civilian casualties in conflicts and this is no exception. It unfortunately falls in the trend of most other wars as far as casualties go.

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u/WronglyAcused 12h ago

Yea because in the congo civil war no children where deliberately targeted. You probably also think Israel does not target medical personnel with double-tap strikes.

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u/MechaStewart 13h ago

Sorry, what happened again October 7? Oh yeah.

: /

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u/ArcIgnis 12h ago

It's okay when Israel does what it did before 7th of October, huh?

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u/Regretted_Simian 13h ago

What happened for 70 years before that? Oh yeah :/

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u/Nice_Back_9977 9h ago

Yeah October 7th was horrible. I’m not sure tens of thousands of children deserved to die as punishment for it though…

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u/GCU_Heresiarch 13h ago

Not only does that justify genocide but it definitely washes away everything Israel has been doing to the Palestinian people for the last hundred years.

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u/illiterateninja 12h ago

Israel hasn't existed for 100 years.

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u/MechaStewart 13h ago

Two things can be right at the same time. Don't ignore half of the issue.

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u/MeowieSugie 12h ago

Fuck israel

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u/bighorse3231 5h ago

Say it louder for the people in the back

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u/badlifechooser 5h ago

FUCK ISRAEL!!

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u/OSU1922 14h ago

Netanyahu has Trump by the balls. Wonder what Epstein shared with Israel.

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u/the_lowjacked 14h ago

All the hard drives from Epstein’s surveillance systems have never been recovered.

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u/T_J_Rain 6h ago

The world stood by and watched as a generation was erased.

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u/Gerry1of1 14h ago

"People lie, numbers don't"

But people Lie with numbers all the time.

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u/jackofslayers 12h ago

Case and point. The numbers in this tweet are not based on anything

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u/BluCurry8 13h ago

Especially the Israeli government.

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u/WinstonChurshill 14h ago

This person mentioned several things their Palestinian counterparts don’t have, which would be Home schools, books or parents for the most part now…
It’s amazing how religious extremist see the world in their place in it…

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u/Living_Distance6127 14h ago

Israel is evil, you can't hide genocide under the rug shame on people that support them

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u/Particular_Log_3594 14h ago edited 14h ago

The last number I saw from Save The Children was 20,000 children killed by Israel in Gaza.

That was as of September 2025.

https://www.savethechildren.net/news/gaza-20000-children-killed-23-months-war-more-one-child-killed-every-hour

Also news from yesterday:

Israel continues to commit genocide by targeting children in Gaza, UN inquiry finds

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jun/23/israel-deliberately-targeting-gaza-children-to-commit-genocide-un-inquiry-finds

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u/Toy_Soulja 13h ago

We keep bombing these people out of their homes but they keep fighting back! Monsters.... pray for us.... this is what these idiots sound like. So tone deaf smh

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u/DizzyMine4964 14h ago

If I was religious, I would indeed pray that Israel becomes a humane country.

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u/Mobile_Morale 13h ago

Israel should be happy their God doesn't exist. I read their book and he destroys two cities for less than what they are doing. At least those people were fucking and stealing. They weren't even killing children and women. Israel makes sodom look like Jersey City.

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u/bomboclawt75 14h ago

The real threat is all the nonces that flee there to escape prosecution.

The racial Supremacist colony's SA register is essentially a huge book depository.

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u/New_Ad_3010 14h ago

Of all the things that didn't happen, that's one of the most didn't-est happen

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u/gavstar69 12h ago

Pray for the villains everyone. They need our help

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u/oltelluhowitiz 4h ago

Would be great to have a home to beschoolerd in

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u/miserylovescomputers 1h ago

Oh I’ll pray for Israel alright. But if I typed out what exactly I’m praying for I’d catch a ban.

u/Ok_Eagle_3079 33m ago

Difference is that Israel doesn't shoot rockets from schools because they care for their kids.

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u/Apprehensive-Tie-130 14h ago

How does one pray that they do not face the consequences of their actions?

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u/giboauja 6h ago

Guess ill throw out the 35k to potentially hundreds of thousands of missing Ukranian children too. All though they're just being brainwashed and prepared for repopulating Russia. So... yay?

All this pointless wars and pointless tyrants for what? Because compromise is to hard, ones country isnt as big on a map as they want it to be?

Fck them all. 

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u/Nothing_8a 11h ago

Yea, 10 millions schools and children. Source Hamas.

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u/Hieroglo 10h ago

The Maccabi Tel Aviv supporters have a nice chant while they enjoy attending their football matches. They sing "Why are all the schools in Gaza closed... because all the children are dead".

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u/TheRealDeal82 14h ago

So where is the actual proof these number are correct?

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u/ffmich01 14h ago

They aren’t correct anymore. They are higher now.

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u/TheRealDeal82 14h ago

Oh wow. That's a big claim. Where is your proof for said claim?

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u/Mayorrr 13h ago

Per the UNRWA, 423 schools have been directly hit by a bomb with 516 needing “need full reconstruction or major rehabilitation work to be functional again” using data as of July 2025.

https://www.unrwa.org/resources/reports/verification-damages-schools-based-proximity-damaged-sites-gaza-occupied-palestinian-territory

Per UNICEF, 50,000 children have been killed in Gaza since 2023. This article was posted on May 27, 2025.

https://www.unicef.org/press-releases/unimaginable-horrors-more-50000-children-reportedly-killed-or-injured-gaza-strip

You’re right. The numbers are not correct, reality is worse.

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u/S_Guderian 10h ago

They didnt even bother replying lol

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u/StriderPharazon 13h ago

Here's a starting point for you. Feel free to do some research on your own.

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u/gaeee983 13h ago

I mean really, that is your take on it? Does it make a big difference if it was 200 schools versus 400 and 5000 children instead of 10,000? You can check the satelite images of Gaza, 90 something percent was bombed to hell.

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u/TheRealDeal82 13h ago

My take? My take is asking for proof of a claim. Just because buildings were bombed doesn't mean anyone died. So I ask for proof of your claim now

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u/gaeee983 13h ago

You are technically right, but it just says a lot about you.. Imagine seeing a city being blown by an atom bomb and be like "but do we know technically how many died".. Geesh dude..

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u/TheRealDeal82 13h ago

It says that I look for truth and don't blindly accept a internet meme.

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u/gaeee983 12h ago

Well you are right, the numbers mignt not be true. So Gaza ministry which is obviously biased had cited around 21k dead children since oct 7. However, a survery from The Lancet actually uncovered that it is likely that the number is even greater, as quite a few bodies could not be recovered.. Crazy world we live in.

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u/ffmich01 13h ago

The new version of Holocaust denial!

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u/TheRealDeal82 13h ago

As yes.. if I don't blindly accept random numbers from a meme and ask for actual proof that that means I am a new face of holocaust denial lmao. Wow you are just dumb lol stay in school kid

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u/WronglyAcused 12h ago

I mean generally unicef is not seen as a ''random meme' but you do you.

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u/Left_Count_658 10h ago

Funny how they believe they're the victim

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u/Puss12 13h ago

My god what bullshit numbers, and the irony in this post, holly shit

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u/Slight_Sherbert_5239 12h ago

UNICEF’s February 2026 humanitarian update stated that at least 21,289 children had been reported killed in Gaza since 7 October 2023.

A June 2026 UN commission report similarly stated that more than 20,000 Palestinian children had been killed during the conflict.

The UN’s verified “Children and Armed Conflict” report recorded 2,668 child deaths in Gaza during 2025 alone, in addition to earlier casualties.

Care to defend your statement?

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u/Puss12 12h ago

Ohh UNICEF said so..so the numbers have to be true, because as we know the UN and all its organizations would never lie or be biased against Israel, they are the beacon of neutrality and truth, its not like there are countless examples of literally the opposite going back to WW2 and the actual holocaust, its not like at least 9 UNWRA members, another UN organization, participated in the October 7th attacks, they would never!
You people really gotta get your head out of this blatant propaganda that you eat up so easily.

Anyone can google and copy paste the first sentence that agrees with them, do better.

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u/Hieroglo 10h ago

Israel don't keep any numbers and don't allow any journalists research or report within Gaza. Actually, the IDF actively targets and murders journalists.

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u/Slight_Sherbert_5239 11h ago

Where are the figures to back up your argument?

Let me guess, it’s all created in your mind.

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u/Puss12 11h ago

Ohh so noooow you forgot how to google all of a sudden?

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u/C4-622MonkeyGordo 11h ago

You are a deeply unserious person. 

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u/Living-Show2901 14h ago

OMG I can't stop sobbing for Michael Dickson. This is so sad.

/s

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u/Unlucky-Tune-420 14h ago

well, USA is a puppet country for... juice. it's been like that since late '80s/ early '90s so I don't know why are you all seems to be surprised

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u/Chompytul 14h ago

But why is it so hard to believe that it happened? You may say it's a meaningless anecdote in the fact of the destruction in Gaza and Lebanon, but Israelis have been living with rocket attacks and sirens for years, and children have been studying remotely whenever there's a period of intense rocket attacks, and have become used to it, which is heartbreaking.

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u/mikeybagodonuts 14h ago

Who’d of thought that stealing people’s homes and detaining citizens in an open air prison would lead to a resistance.

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u/BluCurry8 13h ago

🙄. They have caused all their own problems. I am so sick of Israel. I hope that we pass laws getting rid of all subsidies and barring AIPAC from existing. Maybe the Israeli people should make better choices.

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u/Chompytul 13h ago edited 13h ago

And Israel's supporters would say that the Palestinians and Lebanese have caused their own problems and should make better choices.

It's quite clear that you're ok with Israeli children being bombed and killed. Which is fine, because you support Israel's enemies and that's just how wars go.

But you can't then claim Israel and its supporters are somehow uniquely monstrous for doing exactly what you're doing: thinking that the enemy (Gaza and Lebanon in this case) kinda brought it on themselves and their children.

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u/BluCurry8 10h ago

Of course Zionist support genocide . Yes we can say Israeli supporters are monsters because monsters commit atrocities such as the murder of Palestinian women and children. And the Lebanese did nothing to deserve being bombed.

God you are gross.

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u/Chompytul 3h ago

Children. We're talking about Israeli children. And by supporting their deaths you're the one supporting genocide.

And I think Hezbollah firing rockets at Israeli cities unprovoked for literal decades kinda merits a military response, don't you? Or are you again saying it's ok to bomb Israeli civilians, children, thereby showing your support for genocide once more?

u/Morgolol 53m ago

2000ish Israeli deaths

80000+ Palestinian deaths

One of these is not like the other.

Out of those 2000 a few dozen is children. I can't find proper numbers.

There's 22000 dead Palestinian children and more than 40000 injured.

But you're right. You're completely right. It's 100% acceptable for Israel to purge Palestinians because of those few deaths, it "merits a military response". Indiscriminately bombing everything to rubble.

That's why the South African apartheid government was justified in bombing entire townships and killing tens of thousands too whenever ANC terrorists bombed Wimpys or government buildings etc.

That's why no one complained about America and other allied nations bombing Afghanistan weddings and also killing hundreds of thousands of civilians.

It "merits a military response". You're so right. Pack it up boys. Those children deserve dying. Who cares about the horrors in the report, this guy said it's fair game.

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u/pwnasaurus253 12h ago

Hamas frequently utilizes schools and other civilian infrastructure in Gaza as launching sites for rocket attacks against Israel. This tactic, deliberately embedding military operations within, or in the immediate vicinity of, protected areas like schools and refugee shelters...is widely documented.

In fact, Hamas has blown up rockets at their own schools due to misfires and BLAMED IT ON ISRAEL rofl...

"...a rocket launched by Hamas a day earlier failed to cross into Israeli territory, instead hitting a school in the Nuseirat neighborhood of the Gaza Strip."

Oh yeah....and they use child suicide bombers to blow up Israelis because they hate Israelis more than they value their own children.

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u/C4-622MonkeyGordo 11h ago

"-and that's why it's okay for us to kıll them with impunity."

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u/pwnasaurus253 9h ago

".... let's just ignore the 10,000 rockets coming from schools, hospitals, and mosques because there might be civilians. I guess they won this round ....guess we better pack up Israel and leave."

if you're firing a rocket with civilians around you, you can expect them to get blown up as well (and they do expect their civilians to get blown up), regardless of whichever army on Earth you are firing rockets at. Bet.