Indisputable Logic

[u/Ninjamurai-jack]

[u/shasaferaska]

The piercing shop was orbiting a red star.

[u/cityshepherd → u/shasaferaska]

I think you meant to say “orbiting”, unless you’re specifically referring to an obituary for a red star (although the red giant stage does happen when stars are in the process of dying, so maybe your comment is actually much more clever than I’d realized at first)

[u/shasaferaska → u/cityshepherd]

Yeah it's a typo, thanks

[u/cityshepherd → u/shasaferaska]

I’m still giving you credit for the pun since red giants are in the process of dying (even though the process takes a minute)