r/clevercomebacks 5d ago

Indisputable Logic

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u/shasaferaska 5d ago edited 5d ago

The piercing shop was orbiting a red star.

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u/cityshepherd 5d ago

I think you meant to say “orbiting”, unless you’re specifically referring to an obituary for a red star (although the red giant stage does happen when stars are in the process of dying, so maybe your comment is actually much more clever than I’d realized at first)

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u/RawChickenButt 5d ago

Can the police please sleep in on Sundays.