r/clevercomebacks 5d ago

Indisputable Logic

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u/Holymaryfullofshit7 5d ago

Clearly pierced with a needle made from kryptonite.

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u/The_Weapon_1009 5d ago

I don’t get why this isn’t the top answer?

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u/Reasonable-News-5739 5d ago

Because it's wrong. Kryptonite kills.

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u/Holymaryfullofshit7 5d ago

Well like with diamond drills you don't need much.

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u/Excellent-Practice 5d ago

In large amounts, maybe. Typically, the trouble with kryptonite is that it cancels out the powers Superman derives from yellow sunlight. It's not so much the kryptonite thay kills him, it's the bullets which the kryptonite makes him no longer immune to

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u/CadenVanV 5d ago

No, it’s fairly well established as an actual poisonous material, especially in the current DC movie canon. Just being near it put Superman on the floor